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    Thailand Caption Competition.

    *Make your comment on what is happening in the picture taken in Thailand.

    *Winners get to post next weeks picture.

    *Winners will be chosen by myself, and the winner from the previous week.

    *Winners will be chosen before 10pm Monday night(BKK time).

    * If I am on a bender, or am otherwise unable to vote, the admin have my permission to cast my vote.

    * You are allowed only 3 entrys for each picture. especially if your name is "Chang"

    This weeks entry..

    "Actually, we use small animals back in Chermany all the time, but again, I'm sorry"
    Last edited by Wally Dorian Raffles; 05-12-2005 at 04:06 PM.

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    Who is this girl? Where is that whole in the ground that i have been praying for that will swallow me up?

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    "And did you make sure the hotel room is completely white?"

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    hole memock, it is spelt hole
    right thats memock disqualified from the caption competition

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    * You shall be allowed 3 spelling mistakes before being disqualified from thread.

    (Don't say I never do anything for you, memock! )

    I hope you and the family are well!!

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    cheers wally! Suck eggs DD!

    Actually - I can't believe I spelt it that way

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    Crikey, what a pig I have chosen, she's heavier then me!

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    Fok me, I must have been well pissed last night, I wonder if I shagged her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock
    she's heavier then me!
    I think you mean "heavier than me!"


    strike 2 !

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    awww - now your just picking on me.

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    "I wonder when I should ask her if she is a katoey?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock
    awww - now your just picking on me.
    Fer Christ's sake, I hope your writing is better in the newspaper!

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    Does that matter in an Australian newspaper?

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    Thank goodness I hardly write for it and when I do I have an editor to fix up all my mistakes.

    But as Fabian correctly pointed out - it doesn't really matter!

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    My caption entry.

    "If your brother is going to follow us everywhere, just tell me that I wont have to pay him as well."

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    Him: "Does it usually cost 1999 baht for lunch for two at KFC and two cans of Alkoholfreies Getränk?"
    Her: "Does he like my flip-flops?"

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    Him.....


    Her.....
    Last edited by Gallowspole; 05-12-2005 at 11:46 PM.

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    No fair 22:00 in BKK is only 16:00 here.


    Think, think, think. Mother I want you to meet my fiance Lek. Mother I want you to meet my fiance Noi. No that's not it either. Shit! What DID she say her name was?

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    "I think I should stick to drinking Coke all the time, not just in the daytime. "

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    Wow! First day on holiday and I've already pulled this great bird. Everyone in that bar was so friendly and they said she's going to give me a tranny surprise an' all. Can't wait to tell the guys back home in Skeggie about that!

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    She..... "He looks like a right dickless specimen. I'll give him 10minutes and it'll all be over and I'll be on the bus home by 3.30. Great day's work"

    He.... "God I hope I don't come to quick!! I want to get me 800 baht's worth.
    Try not to think about sex........coor wait til I tell Pooly. Fark I'm a legend!"

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    him: "where's the nearest balcony?"

    her: "where's the nearest balcony?"

    Picture caption: "when great minds think alike!"

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    picture caption: "lost in translation"

    him: "fok these new Thai drinking laws! What a backward country, like!!"
    her: "I wonder if he remembered to buy condoms in 7"

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    #3

    him: "happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me..."
    her: "wait till I tell him I'm on the rag..."

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    "Actually, how much is 10,000 baht in pounds?"

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