Thread: Squat Toilets.Do you avoid them ?

I successfully avoided them for over 6 years in Asia. I got caught short in a Petrol Station near Chumphon over Christmas, where it couldn't be avoided. I didn't know whether to bend over or squat at the time. I did the squat and it all went to plan straight down the middle.

I used my second squat toilet yesterday and i must say I enjoyed it. you could hear the fucker snap clean off. It didn't have to be pushed out in 3 goes like your average Farang toilet.

I think I'm gonna start standing on toilets from now on like the Mussies

For just a crap - the squatter.

Crap and a bit of reading - the farang stylee bog.

For just a read - the library.

Yes but how did you go with the whole water scoop deal? Huh?

I think I would rather shit myself than use a squatter.
It's just not couth.

Either unless on the move,i.e a train.

I took a photo of the one yesterday Necron. It had a bum gun a flush button and toilet roll and bang in the middle of the pic me doing a selfie, as you do

What times your dinner? I'll PM it over

If a "squat" toilet has any elevation at all I usually sit on them. I'm talking remote ones like in a Wat not gas station ones.

It is the disrobing and rerobing that is the difficult and time consuming bit.

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

It is the disrobing and rerobing that is the difficult and time consuming bit.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

I took a photo of the one yesterday Necron. It had a bum gun a flush button and toilet roll and bang in the middle of the pic me doing a selfie, as you do

What times your dinner? I'll PM it over

Too late

https://teakdoor.com/the-kitchen/9619...ml#post2683385 (Dinner)

I prefer them [squat] actually...

Conditioning 'n all that.

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

If a "squat" toilet has any elevation at all I usually sit on them. I'm talking remote ones like in a Wat not gas station ones.

It is the disrobing and rerobing that is the difficult and time consuming bit.

Disrobing isn't necessary if you understand the art.
One can do their business with sophistication and decorum without removing clothing.....

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

If a "squat" toilet has any elevation at all I usually sit on them. I'm talking remote ones like in a Wat not gas station ones.

It is the disrobing and rerobing that is the difficult and time consuming bit.

Disrobing isn't necessary if you understand the art.
One can do their business with sophistication and decorum without removing clothing.....

Not when the average up country b og has a half inch of shitty water(?) on the floor you can't.
Unless you are a gibbon?

Last time I had a shite in one, I sat on the fooker.

For fookin' animals!

Physically the squat is better for getting more out, as your rectum is in a better position.

Since being in Asia, I'm baffled that the 'sophisticated' west are still dry wiping their filthy arses then just pulling their pants up without washing their ass

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Physically the squat is better for getting more out, as your rectum is in a better position.

Since being in Asia, I'm baffled that the 'sophisticated' west are still dry wiping their filthy arses then just pulling their pants up without washing their ass

If you ever come round to visit Pat and use the bathroom, you will notice I have 2 flannels on my sink, just don't give your face a wipe over with the dark coloured one

If I use a squat and place my feet in the position expected, on the squat, then I miss. I have to place my feet well forward, or off the thing entirely. Then visually I can line things up for a bulls-eye. Practice makes perfect.

I prefer a toilet that meets you half way. Voted either. Any port in a shit storm.

Wiping with paper is just dirty and archaic.

Much prefer the squat and bum-gun version.

Originally Posted by beazalbob69

In nature where do you find a seat to take a shit?

After many years of working in the bush, I can tell you that fallen trees work quite well.
And if you want to be truly natural, you should learn the difference between balsam needles and spruce needles, as you can only wipe with one of them.

I can't recall, in 8 years, everseeing a bum gun aside a squat. Its always been the bowl of water. May be I don't shit in upmarket places?

For the old forum members with bad knees ,

Could do with a little bell on the handlebars for Chas

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Could do with a little bell on the handlebars for Chas

And a mobile phone holder for you - for ease of selfies