Things to do when the missus is out????

**Roc** · 14-05-2007, 04:01 PM

My missus has buggered off for a few day's!
I'm thinking about what I can get up to while she's away.
Any ideas??

**ChiangMai noon** · 14-05-2007, 04:02 PM

^
What were you thinking of?
You could pop up here for golf and sex.

**dirtydog** · 14-05-2007, 04:07 PM

Pattaya is good for cheap perverse downright nasty sex, also has golf here for afterwards I suppose.

**Fabian** · 14-05-2007, 04:08 PM

I can recommend you some books. If you have to ask what to do you better stay home anyway.

**slimboyfat** · 14-05-2007, 04:11 PM

do the laundry and iron it.

eat lonely meals for one

**Roc** · 14-05-2007, 04:12 PM

Golf and Sex now that's an idea.

Naked female caddies and extra deep bunkers.

**Fabian** · 14-05-2007, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

do the laundry and iron it.

I am sure the missus has already told him that.

**slimboyfat** · 14-05-2007, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

^
What were you thinking of?
You could pop up here for golf and sex.

how come you only offered me golf?

**ChiangMai noon** · 14-05-2007, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

how come you only offered me golf?

I don't like girls with moustaches.

How's the golf going btw?

**Roc** · 14-05-2007, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by Fabian

I can recommend you some books. If you have to ask what to do you better stay home anyway.

^What do you recommend?
I'm thinking of getting 'Children of Men'.
The film was good but I've been told the book is better.

**slimboyfat** · 14-05-2007, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

how come you only offered me golf?

How's the golf going btw?

i still go to the driving range once in a while. i have had my mind on other things though

**kingwilly** · 14-05-2007, 04:24 PM

Things to do when the missus is out????

no idea ....

**robin** · 14-05-2007, 04:24 PM

Sleep late, go to bars, don't go to the bank, watch English language TV, eat English scran and all the other things you not usually permitted to do.

**dirtydog** · 14-05-2007, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by robin

Sleep late, go to bars, don't go to the bank, watch English language TV, eat English scran and all the other things you not usually permitted to do.

where the hell is the big thumb smiley, jees thats a pretty sad life you lead, does she ever let you wear the trousers so to speak?

**Some thing** · 14-05-2007, 04:39 PM

Leave the toilet seat up.

**slimboyfat** · 14-05-2007, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by robin

Sleep late, go to bars, don't go to the bank, watch English language TV, eat English scran and all the other things you not usually permitted to do.

damn i was permitted to do all those things. maybe my wife wasnt so bad after all

**ChiangMai noon** · 14-05-2007, 04:42 PM

Were you allowed to get really pissed and piss in the nearest bottle because you were too lazy to walk 3 metres to the toilet.
It would seem I'm not.

bloody women.

**dirtydog** · 14-05-2007, 04:50 PM

^ the sad life of a drunken welshmen, it gets worse, yep aint no sheep in Chiang mai for our welsh and kiwi members.

**slimboyfat** · 14-05-2007, 04:57 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Were you allowed to get really pissed and piss in the nearest bottle because you were too lazy to walk 3 metres to the toilet.
It would seem I'm not.

bloody women.

i have never been in that situation. if i was that drunk i would probably not have considered using a bottle when there is a much more convenient floor

**NickA** · 14-05-2007, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

You could pop up here for golf and sex.

Originally Posted by Roc

Golf and Sex now that's an idea. Naked female caddies and extra deep bunkers.

I don't think that's what CMN had in mind.

More like a long hard drive until the white blob dribbles into your hole.

Please, be careful.

**DrAndy** · 14-05-2007, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Were you allowed to get really pissed and piss in the nearest bottle because you were too lazy to walk 3 metres to the toilet.
It would seem I'm not.

bloody women.

yeah, I know, they hate you pissing in their beer

**NickA** · 14-05-2007, 05:04 PM

Cleaning the house is always good fun

**Butterfly** · 14-05-2007, 06:44 PM

wanking loudly to porn on the bigscreen TV ?

**DrAndy** · 14-05-2007, 07:45 PM

I do that when the wife is in

**Wayne Kerr** · 14-05-2007, 07:52 PM

I usually go out to get away from the missus ... when she goes away I stay in and chat up horny Chinese birds on Skype.

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