Thread: Do you wash your penis after intercourse?

^that's a very gay answer....

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

i guess i will after i lose my virginity.....

Saving yourself for your first night of bliss with Jet ? Or do I detect a 'Pork Pie' in your statement.

he is an Austraaanian after all!

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Just glad that I wear the trousers and colour co-ordinated bumbag in this relationship.

Thats three of you now

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

She can either sleep on the wet spot,or fcuk off to see another customer......

I am not going to try that one on my girlfriend, I don't think it would go down to well.

a real man wouldnt even have to think abt that one, the girl would automatically assume she sleeps in the wet spot

Thats what I love about Korean women, they get up and get a wet towel and clean you up.

Makes it better for them in the morning when they wake you..

"Nothing culd be sweeter, then her lips around my peter, in the morrrrrning!"

Surely 'nothing could be finer than a mouthful of vagina in the morning?' That's the version I've always known...............

^

Its gotta be better than a mouthful of cock !

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

a real man wouldnt even have to think abt that one, the girl would automatically assume she sleeps in the wet spot

A real man knows where to come.
And real women swallows..

If I've been banging some shrapnel faced backpacker chicky, I'll wash my gear with Betadine Soap

^a condom would probably do the trick...

Originally Posted by flash

^Be a man and make her lie in the wet/sticky patch.

Go to Homepro and buy one of those bags of white terry cloth hand towels. When you're finished stuff one up under her bumper. No one has to sleep on a wet spot.

What a divine expression 'stuff it up her bumper'. I spat a mouthful of chang which means I shall have to lick the screen (or pull the handfull of white towelling out of my bumper!