Jet Gorgon's Vietnamese Hari Kari thread (split)

[Jet Gorgon]

I'm only replying because I got kicked off the other place and I have nowhere else to write.
Scenario: A poster was kowtowing to his Vietnamese barber and apologising and crying for being a US soldier who killed off Vietnamese people during the Vietnam war; the Vietnamese barber brought out snapshots of his friends who were killed in the war (the poster is sobbing for the deaths of the Vietnamese people). I replied thus and got thrown off the other forum:

>"Here, Pepe, I shed a tear over your story as I hand you my dagger to commit seppuku for the wrongs you committed. Maybe your Vietnamese barber will be your second and saw your head off with his razor before the pain of your gut incision becomes too much for you to handle (don't want you to lose face now)."
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Was I wrong?

[Jarvis]

^You've gone up in my estimation, TV by any chance?

[Thetyim]

Was I wrong?

Your reply was blunt and shows a lack of understanding about what some vets went through but it does not deserve a warning let alone a banning.

I think they were looking for an excuse to ban you because you post on TD now.
That's what happened to me.

[Boon Mee]

Of course it's TV
Bet the wanker wern't even in Vietnam so don't sweat it, Jet.
This forum is the premier place to post intelligent stuff anyhow...

[Thetyim]

This forum is the premier place to post intelligent stuff anyhow...

I'll get my coat

[Boon Mee]

This forum is the premier place to post intelligent stuff anyhow...

I'll get my coat

OK...the premier place to post semi-literate stuff?

[kingwilly]

^ does that mean i get to stay then?

[robin]

Yo Jet, loved your posts on TV, that last one was a beaut and worth being closed down for; there's nothing like going out on the right note. Please don't ever change. BTW, will you marry me? I can cook and I like cats and dogs and things.
P.S. I'm semi illiterate too.

[dirtydog]

I can cook and I like cats and dogs and things.

So does stroller, maybe you could marry him, he really loves dogs

[Begbie]

Y BTW, will you marry me? I can cook cats and dogs and things.

A recipe is called for..

[walrus]

It would have to be something topical like Vietnamese dog stew or Canadian cougar stir fry which is in fact very, very, tasty with a decent bottle of Shiraz.

[robin]

I can cook and I like cats and dogs and things.

So does stroller, maybe you could marry him, he really loves dogs

If you can catch him, I can cook him Marry? Can he send me 50,000 B a month so I no have work bar no more?

P.S. That's why I proposed to Jet. I reckon she's got a right wad of dollars stashed in her mattress.

[dantilley]

Was I wrong?

I think they were looking for an excuse to ban you because you post on TD now.

Doubt it - loads of people post in both places, including a couple of moderators.

[Jet Gorgon]

Moral support, wrist slapping, advice, recipes and a marriage proposal now being auctioned off to the highest bidder. There was less aluminium detris on the roadside today, and I had to fight a dumpster diver in one alley for a coke can and then he tried to steal my whole bag of loominaries. OK, I made that up.
No, Robin, I am sorry, I will not marry you, another newbie (Boon Mee, Begbie, Thetyim, maybe), who is only after my loonies and wants to cook my dog for dinner. You should chummy up to Walrus, who seems to have a recipe for Canuck hag-gis and he's got a bottle of Shiraz, too (save the empty for me, 5 cents).
Just don't start talking about why Thailand was never colonised and then degenerate into US bashing. I have several daggers.

[Little Chuchok]

Strewth Jet, that white powder must be kicking in...

[sabang]

Jet your post was provocative, stimulating, maybe insulting to some.
Thats what a chat board is about, although I know some crochet' circles masquerading as chat boards...

[sabang]

Moral support, wrist slapping, advice, recipes and a marriage proposal now being auctioned off to the highest bidder. There was less aluminium detris on the roadside today, and I had to fight a dumpster diver in one alley for a coke can and then he tried to steal my whole bag of loominaries. OK, I made that up.
No, Robin, I am sorry, I will not marry you, another newbie (Boon Mee, Begbie, Thetyim, maybe), who is only after my loonies and wants to cook my dog for dinner. You should chummy up to Walrus, who seems to have a recipe for Canuck hag-gis and he's got a bottle of Shiraz, too (save the empty for me, 5 cents).
Just don't start talking about why Thailand was never colonised and then degenerate into US bashing. I have several daggers.

Dunno about most of that, but a bit of US bashing always goes down well.

sabang- ferk sake, thats my 1000th post. Wot a waste.

[robin]

Moral support, wrist slapping, advice, recipes and a marriage proposal now being auctioned off to the highest bidder. There was less aluminium detris on the roadside today, and I had to fight a dumpster diver in one alley for a coke can and then he tried to steal my whole bag of loominaries. OK, I made that up.
No, Robin, I am sorry, I will not marry you, another newbie (Boon Mee, Begbie, Thetyim, maybe), who is only after my loonies and wants to cook my dog for dinner. You should chummy up to Walrus, who seems to have a recipe for Canuck hag-gis and he's got a bottle of Shiraz, too (save the empty for me, 5 cents).
Just don't start talking about why Thailand was never colonised and then degenerate into US bashing. I have several daggers.

Nah, Jet, don't think I fancy a life with Walrus, sounds like a nerd to me. Sorry, I should have said that after reading your erudite input I feel that you may be the girl of my dreams. Did I mention money: I didn't mean that honestly (but just out of curiosity, where you you keep your stash?)

[kingwilly]

Jet - you are the girl of my dreams ! Marry me!

[Jarvis]

I think JG is a geeza

[slimboyfat]

I think JG is a geeza

i think you're a cnut

do i qualify for a moronic kiddies post now?

[Jarvis]

^I think you should go to the DD prison

[Jet Gorgon]

OK, King Willy. How much you pay sin sot?

[Jet Gorgon]

I think JG is a geeza

i think you're a cnut

do i qualify for a moronic kiddies post now?

yes.

[Marmite the Dog]

Doubt it - loads of people post in both places, including a couple of moderators.

Despite the fact that many posters have been banned from TV for posting on here. I have had that blessing bestowed upon me, thank goodness.