Thread: Jet Gorgon and Kingwillys wedding

Originally Posted by robin

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

KW, can we get a cockatoo instead?
And maybe invite Robin over for rum'laced tea every week, or maybe hire him as our pool cleaner? Or do we need a pool for that?

I want deep-fried camembert with rasberry drizzle.

Jet, I would even clean the fool and much more to win your cold cold heart. I don't mind being second string to KW (it won't last with him anyway). Captain Morgan rum please. Kw can have the camembert and drivel.

oh u slimely little birdbrain, hanging around, waiting for me to make a mistake, trying to ride my coat tails to success!

Originally Posted by Propagator

KW on his wedding night

KillyWilly is a real man, this is his wedding night

yeeha! right on!

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

Originally Posted by robin

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

KW, can we get a cockatoo instead?
And maybe invite Robin over for rum'laced tea every week, or maybe hire him as our pool cleaner? Or do we need a pool for that?

I want deep-fried camembert with rasberry drizzle.

Jet, I would even clean the fool and much more to win your cold cold heart. I don't mind being second string to KW (it won't last with him anyway). Captain Morgan rum please. Kw can have the camembert and drivel.

oh u slimely little birdbrain, hanging around, waiting for me to make a mistake, trying to ride my coat tails to success!

Curse away, KW. I've been making headway (excuse pun) with Jet while you're cruising the forums for rough trade. Serves you right. Coat tails? Ha! that's your string vest hanging out, you sad sack. Pull yourself together bro or you're gonna end up old and lonely.

Originally Posted by robin

Curse away, KW. I've been making headway (excuse pun) with Jet while you're cruising the forums for rough trade. Serves you right. Coat tails? Ha! that's your string vest hanging out, you sad sack. Pull yourself together bro or you're gonna end up old and lonely.

u mangy little flea infested flying rat, i'd crush u in my paws except i knows that Jet wouldn't even look twice at the likes of u!

Got You - when Jet sees this she will surely ignore u

1.

Originally Posted by robin

I've been making headway (pun intended) with Jet

surely this is not the sort of thing u boast about

2.

Serves you right.

lack of sympathy

3.

Bring it on, Rambo, go ahead, draw blood,

attempting to goad me into violence

4.

because it will get me brownie points with Jet,

brownie points - everything i do fer jet is

who despite her forbidding appearance is all heart and a closet pacifist.

false flatterery!

Jet, in case you're logged in, good morning my sweet. Did you like the flowers and porno magazines I sent you?

trying to buy her love

P.S. I am determined to get this so called wedding stopped. It's so wrong.

i think this breaketh the 2nd commandment - do not covet your neighbours wife...!

SO Jet - now u can see the little grass eating feathered rats real soul! - nasty innit?

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

Got You - when Jet sees this she will surely ignore u

1.

Originally Posted by robin

I've been making headway (pun intended) with Jet

surely this is not the sort of thing u boast about

2.

Serves you right.

lack of sympathy

3.

Bring it on, Rambo, go ahead, draw blood,

attempting to goad me into violence

4.

because it will get me brownie points with Jet,

brownie points - everything i do fer jet is

who despite her forbidding appearance is all heart and a closet pacifist.

false flatterery!

Jet, in case you're logged in, good morning my sweet. Did you like the flowers and porno magazines I sent you?

trying to buy her love

P.S. I am determined to get this so called wedding stopped. It's so wrong.

i think this breaketh the 2nd commandment - do not covet your neighbours wife...!

SO Jet - now u can see the little grass eating feathered rats real soul! - nasty innit?

No comment, LOSER. IMO you've already blown it. Jet is nobody's fool, you'll see -