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    Dont u just hate it when...

    you open your phone and find random pics in it that you dont recall taking...



    post yours.....
    Last edited by kingwilly; 08-05-2007 at 07:08 PM. Reason: with all this talk o shagging i thought it polite to obscure her face also

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    I delete them before the misses gets hold of them - did yer shag her BTW?

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    he probebly doesn't remember.

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    should i save that pic before you edit the post again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarvis View Post
    I delete them before the misses gets hold of them - did yer shag her BTW?
    thats wot i mean, if i was one to do that sort of thing, you have to remember having the pic taken to be able to delete it!


    slimboyfatshould i save that pic before you edit the post again?
    no need, i'm single again. for good this time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarvis View Post
    I delete them before the misses gets hold of them - did yer shag her BTW?
    FIRST OFF, WE DONT CARE IF HE SHAGGED A MO FUCKING HO!!!! AND SECOND... STOP BITING YOUR TOUGNE COCK SUCKER!! YOU LOOK LIKE A TOAD YOU LIL BITCH! P.S NICE SHIRT AND GLASSES I SAW THEM BOTH AT WALMART....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pimp of the LOS View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jarvis View Post
    I delete them before the misses gets hold of them - did yer shag her BTW?
    FIRST OFF, WE DONT CARE IF HE SHAGGED A MO FUCKING HO!!!! AND SECOND... STOP BITING YOUR TOUGNE COCK SUCKER!! YOU LOOK LIKE A TOAD YOU LIL BITCH! P.S NICE SHIRT AND GLASSES I SAW THEM BOTH AT WALMART....

    Geez you're off ya meds again, perphaps u n cantona need to hire a room.

    and no i didnt shag her, she's a friend from my pool team, she sells insurance.

    I was thinking that this thread was gonna be abt random pics and sms's you find on yer phone after a nites out drinking....


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    So who did you shag then?
    Got any Pic's?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    So who did you shag then?
    Got any Pic's?

    nobody - i turned over a new leaf, remember?

    i even wrote a thread about it

    http://teakdoor.com/captains_room/ki...a_new_leaf.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    you open your phone and find random pics in it that you dont recall taking...
    I don't hate it but the Mrs. might.

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    ^ but this is wot i talking abt, a perfectly innocent pic could land u in all sorts of trouble!

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    So why didn't you shag her? are you gay now like Memock?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    So why didn't you shag her? are you gay now like Memock?
    ok, ok - i did, i did shag her, but that wasnt the point of the bladdy OP!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jarvis View Post
    I delete them before the misses gets hold of them - did yer shag her BTW?
    thats wot i mean, if i was one to do that sort of thing, you have to remember having the pic taken to be able to delete it!


    slimboyfatshould i save that pic before you edit the post again?
    no need, i'm single again. for good this time.
    you lying git - you blanked out her eyes since the OP.

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    i have a pic of a filipino girl from a bar here on my phone. i didnt take it. she transferred it by bluetooth. these girls are very tech savvy.

    i am not going to post it though. she is quite nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by hggtb

    no need, i'm single again. for good this time.
    you lying git - you blanked out her eyes since the OP.
    its not deleted, juz with all the loso talk on this thread i thought it only right and proper to disguise her!
    Last edited by kingwilly; 09-05-2007 at 07:01 AM.

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    That is a rather large forehead on that man. If I'm not mistaken that hairline is receding at an alarming rate. The Russians will be using that pate soon for bouncing radar waves off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    That is a rather large forehead on that man. If I'm not mistaken that hairline is receding at an alarming rate. The Russians will be using that pate soon for bouncing radar waves off.
    ooooooh! u bastard! that is low - that is so low! I'm gonna tell him u said that! he wont be very happy - but i'll have to explain ur a sex starved anti social squirrel stuck in the land of Kim Chi

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    no need, i'm single again. for good this time.
    This is so hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fabian View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    no need, i'm single again. for good this time.
    This is so hilarious.
    Jaysus bladdy hell! I dont know wot this fascination with my love life is for! Why dont yah all pick on someone else, I mean Blackgang just admitted to being married 5 Bladdy times - but noone laffs at him do they?

    I try and start a fun thread about strange happenings with you mobile phone and youall wanna know if i shagged this bird or that bird and i've got a recedign bladdy hairline and blah blah blah!

    Theres even a bladdy thread already started about my love life - I'm sure my personal tormentors squad CMN, squirl, fatboy, MtD or DD will more than happily dig it up and post another thread on it and bring it to the top of the new posts again!

    I think this thread has been just about ruined, I suppose if there is any decent mods out there we should move it to the members room and probably lock it same time, or at least ban my tormentors squad from posting on it!



    *rant over*


    now does anyone else feel like posting amusing or random texts or pictures that their phone seems to generate after a night out on the turps.....?

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    ^

    Nope.

    I'd rather read about your love life

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb
    I mean Blackgang just admitted to being married 5 Bladdy times - but noone laffs at him do they?
    I know I shouldn't, but yes I do.

    All the time

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    So is the guy in the photo getting any hair treatment to stop the receding hair line?

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    righto - reds to the lot of ya !

    I'd rather read about your love life
    bladdy aussie journo, I've already said that girl is not part of my love life - she is a collegaue from our pool competition team!

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    I think they sell it in jumbo packs as well KW for people with larger than normal foreheads.

    Remedies for Hair Loss and Balding


    Hair loss, thinning of hair and balding are some of the common hair problems. Many of us suffer from these ailments due to our modern lifestyle and diet. Ayurveda can be very beneficial in treating these conditions as it investigates the root cause of the problem. The causes for these hair conditions are:
    • Excess of Pitta dosha in the body is the chief cause of hair problems. Pitta is increased by excessive intake of tea, coffee, alcohol, meats and excessive smoking. Pitta is also aggravated by eating too much fried, oily, greasy, spicy, sour, and acidic foods.
    • Intake of too many chemical medicines, low blood circulation, anemia, general weakness after disease, stress, anxiety, and mental tension are also prime causes of hair loss.
    • Chronic diseases like typhoid fever, presence of dandruff or lice and hormonal imbalance also cause hair loss.
    So watch out carefully for these reasons! You may be overdoing one of them, and thus losing your beautiful hair.

    Treatment
    • The first step is to locate the root cause in your diet or lifestyle that may be increasing the Pitta dosha. Once you locate it, try to give up or at least reduce the diet, habit, or activity responsible for increasing Pitta.
    • Always use a natural shampoo or soap to clean the hair. As most soaps and shampoos have chemicals, they might be the cause of your problem. Usually the chemicals have a heating effect, and increase Pitta locally. Amala (embilica officinalis), Shikakai (Acacia concinna) are very commonly used in India for washing the hair.
    • Oiling and massaging of scalp is very beneficial for stopping the hair loss. Use coconut oil or mustard oil at least three times in a week. Certain medicated oils like 'Mahabhringraj oil', 'Amala oil', and 'Arnica oil' are very useful. Put oil on the scalp, and massage gently in the roots of the hair.
    • The person should maintain a regular bowel movement everyday. In case of constipation, a mild natural laxative can be taken. Triphala, an Ayurvedic herbal powder, is also useful.
    • The diet should contain more green leafy vegetables, salads, milk, fruits and sprouts. Take more proteins, milk, buttermilk, yeast, wheat germ, soybean and vitamin A.
    • Regular physical exercise is very beneficial as it helps in balancing the aggravated doshas.
    • A special Ayurvedic preparation made from Bhringraj (Eclipta elba), Amala, corals, iron and black sesame seeds is very useful, and even stops the graying of hair.
    • Rub your scalp vigorously after washing the hair. It increases the blood circulation, and activates the sebaceous glands.
    • A mixture of lettuce and spinach juice is good to drink to induce hair growth. The juice of alfalfa mixed with that of carrot, and lettuce juice is also good to take.
    • Daily application of coconut oil mixed with lime juice on the hair is also beneficial. Applying juice of green coriander leaves on the head is also good.
    • Washing the hair with a paste of cooked Urad dal (black beans) and fenugreek (methi) 2-3 times a week, is also good.
    • A paste of licorice made by grinding it in milk can be applied in the bald patches. It induces hair growth. A paste of seeds of lemon and black pepper may also be applied on the bald patches.
    These remedies are worth trying and will solve your hair problems.

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