Babies

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Do you like babies?

I have always hated the little cnuts but Sandra's 4 month old niece is quite cute and they give her to me when she is crying and amazingly she stops, for some reason the little bundle has taken a shine to me and if something likes me I tend to like it back.

Anyway, yesterday and today the tot is bawling non stop which is a tad irritating, and Sandra (who's been a better mother to it than the mother itself) has even changed her mind about having kids.

I know fuck all about babies but I took her in my arms, rather clumsily, I'm not used to holding fanny turds, and she settled down a bit but was still in some distress, so I opened my i-tunes and put on 'Cherry Blossom Girl' by the French ambient electro synth duo AIR and opened my visualizer and the little shit was tranfixed, totally hypnotized.

I think the baby is teething because there was a crying baby once on Eastenders and that was the problem, thing is I need a dummy (pacifier US) to prove my point.

Am I likely to be right and do you have any baby anecdotes yourself?

[hillbilly]

Here we go again...

[Marmite the Dog]

I like babies, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

[sabang]

Asia is a great place to have baby's, because almost all the ladies will change their Nappies. But there are far too many babies in the world anyway, and frankly they are overrated.
I have my hands full with a junior dog and cat. The cat has taken to pissing to mark it's territory, and the women are a bit slow to remove the offending odours but I am bringing Western style discipline to bear on this issue.

[mrsquirrel]

I was looking at babies in the supermarket today.

I really do dislike that orangey/red tingle they get on their cheeks just makes them look like they are going to spread diseases and sickness.

[RDN]

I was looking at babies in the supermarket today.

I really do dislike that orangey/red tingle they get on their cheeks just makes them look like they are going to spread diseases and sickness.

I see a lot of women in supermarkets with babies in their "rot kens", but I can never find the aisle where they're sold.

[RDN]

...I think the baby is teething because there was a crying baby once on Eastenders and that was the problem...

No better source of information about parenting and children's health than EastEnders.

PS. That kid's eyes look far to far apart. Are you sure it's OK?

[kingwilly]

fckn twat u really R!

[Jet Gorgon]

Rug rats, ankle biters, good for nothing free-loaders. And then they grow up, which is even worse.

[burdon]

G.C.A calling.

[MeMock]

I like babies

[RDN]

fckn twat u really R!

WTF are you talking about?

[peterpan]

I like making them, Hump Hump Hump Hump aaaaaahh !

[kingwilly]

fckn twat u really R!

WTF are you talking about?

sorry mate not u - thats just a reposnse to the OP starting another dumb thread - this time about babies. He certainly isnt responsible to be a father.

[mrsquirrel]

It's the season for idiots starting threads.

Gorgonn, Burdon and Scamp.

[String Cheese]

I used to be a baby but I grew out of it.

Or, did I....

[Jet Gorgon]

It's the season for idiots starting threads.

Gorgonn, Burdon and Scamp.

At the very least you could spell my name correctly.

[mrsquirrel]

I don't have to do anything for wierdos who answer their own names with their other username.

[Begbie]

I don't have to do anything for wierdos who answer their own names with their other username.

Are you going to pay me that twenty quid you owe me ?

Is the baby Sandra's then Scampy ?

[The Gentleman Scamp]

fckn twat u really R!

The opinion of sombody who saw fit to represent themselves with the words 'willy' and 'king' + the meaningless letters h,g,g,t,b.

I daresay you will lose no sleep when I say you have lost any respect you ever had from me with that animus laden comment which you know full well you would not have posted had this thread been started by Thetyim or Agent Smith or anyone else who in your exclusively cyber-judgemental way is worthy of TD bandwith.

Piss off.

Begbie, no it's not Sandra's - that's her brothers sprog which she takes care of part time and does a fine job of too.

[burdon]

Scamp. Why not come out and say,

" I am a chump. I am a sucker. I will marry an Asian girl and keep her with what little money I have. Then I may even take her home to England. In 3-4 years we will split up and I will just marry another photo-fit of the same girl."

[kingwilly]

fckn twat u really R!

The opinion of sombody who saw fit to represent themselves with the words 'willy' and 'king' + the meaningless letters h,g,g,t,b.

yeah whateva, its got a story - and has nothing to do with that your thinking about...

I daresay you will lose no sleep when I say you have lost any respect you ever had from me with that animus laden comment

your right, i wont1

which you know full well you would not have posted had this thread been started by Thetyim or Agent Smith or anyone else who in your exclusively cyber-judgemental way is worthy of TD bandwith.

hactually - anyone that starts a thread about how they think babies are little cnuts and fanny turds having just recently finished a thread thinking that their g/f was pregnant would get the same sort of comment from me!

and i dont think anyone is more or less worthy of TD bandwidth, but interesting your choice of ppl to mention as examples......

Piss off.

umm, no. grow up.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Scamp. Why not come out and say,

" I am a chump. I am a sucker. I will marry an Asian girl and keep her with what little money I have. Then I may even take her home to England. In 3-4 years we will split up and I will just marry another photo-fit of the same girl."

Coz it would be in the wrong thread.

[burdon]

Good reason.

[RDN]

fckn twat u really R!

WTF are you talking about?

sorry mate not u - thats just a reposnse to the OP starting another dumb thread - this time about babies. He certainly isnt responsible to be a father.

Oh, OK! If he was a dad I hate to think of all the new threads he could start... "My baby's first poo" (with pictures), "My baby's first puke" (with pictures), "My baby suckling on my beautiful wife's enormous nipple". Hmm, maybe not too bad after all.