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    11th Grade Education Needed to Understand Teakdoor

    This website analyzes a website and returns some interesting stats, such as what level of education a person must attain to understand the website's contents. According to thier algorithm, you need an 11th grade education to understand teakdoor.com. Which is also what you need to understand foxnews.com. We might have to ban Boonmee from posting here.


    http://www.hubspot.com/Products/Internet-Marketing-SEO/tabid/12151/Default.aspx


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    You need to be a college graduate to understand thaivisa and one year of college to understand ajarn.com. Pattayabargirls.com, like our esteemed teakdoor.com, requires an 11th grade education also.

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    Not surprising but only a 4th grade education is required to read a certain website that was was written by a grass with a 4th grade education.
    Catch my drift?

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    It also says:

    A website grade of 87 for teakdoor.com means that of the thousands of websites that have previously been submitted to the tool, our algorithm has calculated that this site scores higher than 87% of them in terms of its marketing effectiveness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by njdesi
    11th grade education to understand teakdoor.com.
    I blame that on kingwilly though with all his misspelt words and that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by njdesi
    We might have to ban Boonmee from posting here.
    Interesting. Is this what hubspot suggests or is this the general consensus here?
    An OAP subforum for Boon Mee and blackgang may be the answer, could be merged with the kiddies corner, so they could play with Jarvis and kerux...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    An OAP subforum for Boon Mee and blackgang may be the answer, could be merged with the kiddies corner, so they could play with Jarvis and kerux...
    Me too, please!!

    Pity about TV's score. What are they doing that we're not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by njdesi View Post
    You need to be a college graduate to understand thaivisa and one year of college to understand ajarn.com. Pattayabargirls.com, like our esteemed teakdoor.com, requires an 11th grade education also.
    spelling aside, why would anyone need to understand this, or any other, forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by RDN
    Pity about TV's score. What are they doing that we're not?
    Wordfilter?
    Can't see what else, I suggested in the past that there should be a minimum IQ at least for moderators, but they didn't value my informed comments and suggestions very much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by RDN
    Pity about TV's score. What are they doing that we're not?
    Wordfilter?
    Can't see what else, I suggested in the past that there should be a minimum IQ at least for moderators, but they didn't value my informed comments and suggestions very much.

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    Hmm, their algorithm might be a bit flawed. While stickman requires a 9th grade education, notstickman requires a Phd! You need a 11th grade education to enjoy mangosauce, but a Phd to decipher the musings of baronbonk.

    spelling aside, why would anyone need to understand this, or any other, forum
    Just a bit of fun. Some forums claim to be better than others, but there are never any facts to back it up. And after seeing how flawed this hubspot site ranked the various thai sites and forums, it looks this pointless (but fun) debate will continue.
    Last edited by njdesi; 06-05-2007 at 09:07 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Helicopter View Post
    Not surprising but only a 4th grade education is required to read a certain website that was was written by a grass with a 4th grade education.
    Catch my drift?
    Nope. Have no idea what you are talking about.

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    I tink the whole thing is fecked...
    The website Welcome To My Homepage has a ranking of 12,655. This means that it is the 12,655th most trafficed site on the web -- as measured by Alexa.
    As far as I know, nobody has ever visited that site and I don't think anybody would want to. Got a score of 33!!

    Hey, fek, my homepage seems to have disappeared

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    Quote Originally Posted by njdesi
    Some forums claim to be better than others, but there are never any facts to back it up.
    One would need some criteria as to what makes a forum "good" to be able to compare. That can be done, not as an absolute, but taking some features to measure up, like does it cater to what it claims to, like is there special expert info, variety within the specialisation and discussion of diving in a diving forum, for example. What proportion of topical info and picture material is there on a travel forum?
    Then there are criteria which apply to attracting target groups: moderating of controversial topics and comments, diversity of topics versus specialisation, geographic coverage versus subject matter, community versus theme etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by njdesi
    PHD grade education to understand teakdoor.com.
    I blame that on kingwilly though with all his misspelt words and that.
    sorry i forget u read slow i'll try trype slower so u can undertand easier!

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    Quote Originally Posted by njdesi View Post
    ...you need an 11th grade education to understand teakdoor.com.
    So this is why i always get confused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by njdesi View Post
    This website analyzes a website and returns some interesting stats, such as what level of education a person must attain to understand the website's contents. According to thier algorithm, you need an 11th grade education to understand teakdoor.com. Which is also what you need to understand foxnews.com.
    If you have anything greater than an 11th grade education, however, the content of foxnews becomes illogical, unconnected and generally incomprehensible.

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    Erm.........what's 11th grade?

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    I think in America children can opt out of school when they are 11 years old

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    I think you are confusing the research

    when it says that one forum is more difficult to understand than another, it means that, not that the forum is more intelligent

    TV is obviously badly set out and formatted, hence you need to be more educated to be able to understand the workings of it

    TD, on the other hand, is obviously clear and simple to use
    I have reported your post

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    TD, like myself, is obviously a little bit simple.....

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