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    Spiders make me hard

    Spider venom could boost sex life

    By Vladimir Hernandez
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    The wandering spider's venom can be deadly

    Brazilian and US scientists are looking into using spider venom as a possible treatment for male impotence.

    Their investigation follows reports that men bitten by the Phoneutria nigriventer experienced priapism - long and painful erections.
    A two-year study has found that the venom contains a toxin, called Tx2-6, that causes erections.
    Further tests are being carried out in the US before the substance can be approved for human use.
    The results, from the Medical College of Georgia, are expected in a month's time.
    The bite of Phoneutria nigriventer, known as the Brazilian wandering spider, is potent and can be deadly in some cases.
    The Brazilian and US researchers interviewed men who claimed their sex lives had improved after a spider attack.
    The relevant toxin identified in the venom has been tested successfully on other animals.
    So far, scientists believe that combining a version of the spider's venom with an existing drug for erectile dysfunction - such as Viagra, Cialis or Levtra - could produce better results.

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    i doan hav a problem wiv dat

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    i doan hav a problem wiv dat
    when did you become an asian posting in an sms styley?

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    where do you get it

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    i doan hav a problem wiv dat
    when did you become an asian posting in an sms styley?

    WTF??

    i is always bin no good speeling!

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    I thought that this thread was going to be about being able to act tough , 'hard', because there's a spider in the house. Quite often I feel that catching spiders and taking out the rubbish bags are the only acts that justify my existence - goodness knows I'm hopeless at everything else and I'm none too good at these two tasks.
    Back off Margaret, you're on a sugar rush!

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    that spider sounds good fun, and could make a good night of it...roll on priapism

    the only problem I can see with using it is that a lot of women (and Danbo) find spiders very frightening. This would not be conducive to romance

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    I must be starting to need glasses as everytime I check 'New Posts' and see this one it looks like 'Soldiers Make Me Hard'!

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    ^Are you familiar with the works of Sigmund Freud?

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    New word for today:

    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    priapism
    pri·a·pism /ˈpraɪəˌpɪzəm/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[prahy-uh-piz-uhm] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun 1.Pathology. continuous, usually nonsexual erection of the penis, esp. due to disease. 2.prurient behavior or display.
    [Origin: 1580–90; Priap(us) + -ism]

    Now which was DrA referring to? I'm leaning towards the latter.
    When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty -- T. Jefferson


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    The Brazilian and US researchers interviewed men who claimed their sex lives had improved after a spider attack.
    I should imagine their whole lives improved if they thought they were going to die from spider bite

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee View Post
    'Soldiers Make Me Hard'!
    We already knew that, Booner

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    I can just imagine DD in a short time bar about to go upstairs.

    He pulls out a match box.
    "Excuse me darling while I get this spider to bite me."

    You could also have great fun with it when you were at school getting it to bite boys and then making them go up to the board to answer Ms. Writes questions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by friscofrankie View Post
    New word for today:

    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    priapism
    pri·a·pism /ˈpraɪəˌpɪzəm/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[prahy-uh-piz-uhm] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun 1.Pathology. continuous, usually nonsexual erection of the penis, esp. due to disease. 2.prurient behavior or display.
    [Origin: 1580–90; Priap(us) + -ism]

    Now which was DrA referring to? I'm leaning towards the latter.
    I hope your leaning is being done in private FF
    I have reported your post

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    So, do you need to cover your knob with tasty flies and wave it near a web hoping for a bite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by danbo View Post
    ^Are you familiar with the works of Sigmund Freud?
    Yes...but I don't dream about gladiators though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee View Post
    'Soldiers Make Me Hard'!
    We already knew that, Booner
    Well, go here to see what I mean!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    So, do you need to cover your knob with tasty flies and wave it near a web hoping for a bite?
    Don't wash it for a day or so and I don't need to cover it. Flies come from far and away to sample by gourment smegma.

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    ^
    gourmet smegma?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    long and painful erections
    don't like the painful bit though

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    My sex life decreased horribly after I was bitten by a spiderwoman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    Brazilian and US scientists are looking into using spider venom as a possible treatment for male impotence.
    Just get the fat bints to go on a diet would work I reckon.

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