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    The Night I Saved The KNOWN UNIVERSE

    I was well ferkiní knackered, after having just saved the Known Univerese from the International Zionist Conspiracy, who were about to set off a Chain Reaction that would destroy the whole Aryan Race on Thanon Bumfuk.
    Thank goodness I got there on time- ferkiní Bangkok taxi drivers are shite, although my rich, beautiful, well educated Bitch was there to lend a minor hand. She was collateral damage, but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do and not look back.
    Time for a new Bitch I said, confidently striding towards Patpong where the Elite Star of Light beckoned. I knew my Higher Intellect, Blue Chip Education, Throbbing Manhood and Kung Fu skills would see me through these dangerous Bangkok Alleys'

    Burdened. To be continued..
    probes Aliens

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    PART2
    Since I spent my last dime on getting a couple of Valiums and a diet-coke before I boarded the Patpong bound bus, I took the dangerous challenge of fare-evading only fools, wisemen or someone as astute, extremely cunning and with a cold calculating mind, such as myself, would venture to confront.
    I knew what was awaiting ahead, and knew I should not have let myself into this outrageous adventure against common sense, but the daring rascal I am, I was all up for it.
    B.

    to be continued with PART3

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    PART 4

    Eh sorry, I'll come back later

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    Then it happened. The moment that I feared had come. Up to my handsome visage stepped a little slant-eyed Inspector. The game, as they say on TV, was, coming, wait for it, not down, but up.

    Dusting off my hidden knife, I plunged it into his soft yellow throat and when the blood pured out, I drank that shit. Then I awoke F, gave her 5 valium and some Rohyptnol and gave her an injection of British Beef.

    To be continued along with Part 1 and 2 in Part 3.

    Validate me. Please validate me. Validation is all I ask.

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    F was the Eldest Daughter of the Richest Man in the World, who secretly controlled The Underworld.
    She was a right 3 Holer as well.

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    Come on. Bring the Sci-Fi element in. Am I going to have to ridicule myself er.............. myself?

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    F had been under the control of the Zionist front entity MAIL ORDER BRIDES online but one look at a near bed ridden 60 something Arian made her realise their devilish scheme. We left the Beer Garden and headed to The Grace Hotel where the ragheadcommienazis were planning 9/11 * 100,000....
    They champion falsehood, support the butcher against the victim, the oppressor against the innocent child. May God mete them the punishment they deserve

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    So I was rimming God while the Devil sucked my cock and Jesus squatted over my face and began to shit.

    THE END

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    My Bohemian Rhapsody with the Elite Members Only Eden Club Bitches was cut short however by an emergency signal from NASA.
    Their Top Secret, Beautiful, Exotic, Ukrainian Defecator Top Operative had been snatched by Odd Job and his Bowler Hat, intimately connected with the Chinese Triads, who had well known links to the Zionist Druglords. It was believed she had been barfined for Alien rectal probing. Arkana Geddenuffkok had been implanted with deep secrets, and National Security was at stake.
    This was a job for Mescaline, as I would need Prescience, as well as Sex Appeal, Manhood, ESP and Astral Travelling to unravel this mess that the CIA had left for me. As I bravely jumped out of the Grace Hotel window I heard Felix Leiter exclaim, "GawdDamn you Motha Fukkin' Brit's are Heroic"!
    I had to act quickly, and the noodle vendor I landed on was collateral damage, but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do and not look back.
    My junior partner, Marc at the Eden would take care of those Bitches for the unpaid Barfine's. I would assasinate him the next day for knowing too much, and why wasn't Jesus circumsized?
    As the Mescaline set in and my mind expanded I...

    Burdensome. to be continued..

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