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    The night I..., the night I.....Oh fuck it.

    The night I watched mother-fucking television with an oven pizza and a bottle of wine. I cried, soft, light tears of frustration and pain.

    I fell asleep in the fetal position and when I awoke at 7:00am, I was fully clothed and realised I had to leave for my heartless office-job in ten minutes.

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    Poor thing...

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    ^^ Never happened to me. Must be awful. Maybe there's some sort of support group for losers you could join?

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    Unfortunately I have no Lek to sooth me to sleep! Even an Apple, a Moo, a Tan or maybe a Sarisayarayasira would do.

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    Puny effort.

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    ^^ how about rosy palm?

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    You don't EVEN want to know about the day I took 100 Aspirin and drank some floor-polish to end it all.

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    ^ Pansy. That's a woman's way out. Real men go out in a blaze of glory, not a puddle of vomit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burdon View Post
    You don't EVEN want to know about the day I took 100 Aspirin and drank some floor-polish to end it all.
    The polish helped the aspirin slip down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burdon View Post
    You don't EVEN want to know about the day I took 100 Aspirin and drank some floor-polish to end it all.
    go on go on, try it again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by burdon
    You don't EVEN want to know about the day I took 100 Aspirin and drank some floor-polish to end it all.
    do it today...go on I dare you....your a stupid fuk Derek

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    Hey, I got an idea, why don't you do it and then say you didn't...Kissing...jesus...you'd already be balls-deep by that point....
    Last edited by Pimp of the LOS; 04-05-2007 at 12:03 PM.

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    ^WTF

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    Being a bit of a ponce I'd like to summarise all of burdon's posts in the form of a Haiku:

    Quote Originally Posted by all of burdon's stories put together
    The chrysanthemum fades
    A and T are wankers and
    I am a sad knob

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    ^spot on

    and.....all Thai bitches are a piece of meat

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    Burdon - ever think of changing your name to Hardon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by burdon View Post
    ...I had to leave for my heartless office-job in ten minutes.
    TD attracts all kind. Luckily we have a understanding of tolerance...

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    yawn.

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