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    I'm surpised you're able to post on this thread, withnall. Actually I'm suprised that your still a relatively functional human being.

    But since you are still with us I shall press on with my dissertation with continued interest:

    'How long does it take to wank oneself blind'

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    'How long does it take to wank oneself blind'
    Totally blind or vision impaired?

    Managed to wank meself senseless when i were a youth, which is quite close to blindness.
    But i could see well enough from the corner of my eye to catch a glimpse of a fat bloke colliding with the lampost his dog had missed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Totally blind or vision impaired? Managed to wank meself senseless when i were a youth, which is quite close to blindness. But i could see well enough from the corner of my eye to catch a glimpse of a fat bloke colliding with the lampost his dog had missed.
    By my watch it's about 9pm on a Friday evening back East, and you're still posting with a sliver of coherence. Have you given up goat thudding to become a fully-fledged homosexual, withnall?

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    Stoker & Slaps, but which is which?


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    ^ That photograph should be titled The Calm Before the Storm.

    Betsy goes for strategic Friday afternoon stroll.

    Locates his victims.

    Snaps a few 'before' pics, for prosterity.

    Shafts the sheep in the gob whilst manipulating the goat to plate his anus.

    Takes them home.

    Stuffs them.

    Adds them to the collection.

    Tries to open tin of rice pudding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    ^ That photograph should be titled The Calm Before the Storm. Betsy goes for strategic Friday afternoon stroll. Locates his victims. Snaps a few 'before' pics, for prosterity. Shafts the sheep in the gob whilst manipulating the goat to plate his anus. Takes them home. Stuffs them. Adds them to the collection. Tries to open tin of rice pudding.
    Quite frankly, that is


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    I'm pleased to announce you have won the 2013 best mixed species couple of the year award which includes a 2 week trip to Thailand and 50,000 baht spending money.


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    I am never eating Goat Curry again.

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    ^can believe you did in the first place, you animal!


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    Sorry but it did taste really good. I shall make penance by adopting a goat from Africa.

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    Goats have "Kids." Old goats in Thailand also have "Kids." Same, same?

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...XJmUqlnUw#t=64


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    Not enough Vegemite for this lad - the goat does him...


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    ^ now that is insane; excellent find...

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    The last short story in the book is set around Hanukkah time in an unnamed Jewish settlement in Poland.[2] Reuven, a local furrier, is having trouble making money to provide his family with Hanukkah supplies and other necessities as the winter has been relatively mild and there has been little need for his services.[3] Further complicating matters is the fact that the family's source of milk, their goat Zlateh, has gotten old and is not as capable as she previously was of producing milk.
    The town's butcher Feivel has decided to offer to buy Zlateh from Reuven for eight gulden, where he will slaughter her and sell her meat.[4] After some debating and despite the objections of Reuven's wife Leah and his two daughters Anna and Miriam, he decides that the money that will come from the sale of the goat is more important to the family's well being and sends his son, Aaron, to bring Zlateh into town. Zlateh does not suspect anything about being taken into town, as she has been remarkably well taken care of and has come to trust her owners, but is surprised when the reluctant Aaron (having to "obey his father") begins steering her toward town. On the way Zlateh the suddenly wonders where Aaron is taking her when she passes new fields , pastures, and farms, but she soon tells herself that she is a goat that is not supposed to have any questions.
    While on the way, the weather suddenly takes a turn for the worse and Aaron and Zlateh are caught in a hail storm. The conditions quickly grow worse and the boy and goat are trapped in a blizzard. Aaron gets lost as the snow covers his path and he quickly begins to look for shelter, with his life and Zlateh's now in severe danger. He finds a pile of hay in a field and digs out a shelter for himself and the goat, which is protected from the weather and is warm enough for both to survive. Aaron pokes a hole in the haystack to allow air to get into the makeshift shelter.
    Unfortunately, the food Aaron was carrying with him when sent out runs out quickly and he is in danger of starving to death if he does not find sustenance. Luckily for him, Zlateh is able to produce milk by eating the hay and Aaron survives by drinking it. This process continues for three days, while the snow continues to fall around them. While trapped, Aaron and Zlateh develop a special sort of bond, where Aaron begins to view Zlateh not as simply his pet, but more "like a sister."[3]
    Meanwhile, word reaches the family that Aaron has gone missing and sends search parties out to find him. Reuven, Leah, and his sisters assume the worst- that he and Zlateh have frozen to death and that they will never see either of them again.
    On the third day Aaron decides that he is not going to town to sell Zlateh and begins looking for a way home. He finds it when a passing peasant on his sleigh directs him toward the village. Aaron triumphantly returns home with Zlateh, and his family is elated to see them both. They decide not to sell Zlateh after hearing the story of how Aaron was kept alive by her milk and by snuggling with her, and decide to fix her a special treat to reward her.
    Further, with the winter now in full swing Reuven's furrier business drastically improves as, with the cold weather, the villagers need to keep warm. This enables Reuven to make enough money to buy his family's necessities. Zlateh becomes an even more valuable member of the family, and always remembers the time she spent with Aaron in the haystack; she reminds him by simply bleating.

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    A little known FACT...


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