Thread: Going green

Originally Posted by keda

Dead ones don't burp and fart much

They do for a while. Once they've rotted down a bit they stop.

Don't forget the snorting, spitting and slurping 1.3 billion chinese contribution to green house gasses.

Not to mention the French contribution in form of smelly cheeses giving off green-gas molecules, or has French-bashing gone out of fashion with the Chinese being the new target for vitriolic drivel, Early?

^I'm afraid I'm a very big fan of stinky french cheeses. One thing I'll never give up even if I find the french obnoxious.
Much like lately I'm developing a distinct appreciation of real chinese teas.
Just because I think the chinese I often encounter are cheap, demanding, noisy and rude doesn't mean I'll quit drinking tea.

The BBC is all bullshit and controlled by the government and so is Fox and CNN and there was no man on the moon and Diana's death was not an accident etc... etc...

Was there any mention of how much escapes from all the internet forums? Now, that has to be taken into consideration, surely.

Green-gas levels in my room are up tonight, boy, those mashed insects make me fart, or maybe it's all them spices and stuff...

Actually this is old news, just ask a vegetarian. Go to some vegie site, they will tell you even more stuff about how bad it is to eat meat.

"A radical approach to Kyoto" von Alan Calverd

But thats not my cup of tea. I love a nice big T-Bone Steak and a salut out of my rear.

Originally Posted by keda

According to the BBC a moment ago, the farts and burps of the world's 3bn cows and sheep are responsible for an astonishing 10% of the greenhouse gasses that are said to cause global warming...this is more than is caused by motor driven vehicles or factory emissions.

And yes they did say the word fart.

The logic is exceedingly simple:
How many pounds of veggies to grow a pound of meat?
How many pounds of meat to grow a pound of human?

Well in case of the fat, obscenely overweight yanks, you'd have to add the increased consumption of oil for transporting themselves from A to B on a daily basis.

Damn, its a shame they didnt write about pig farts.

We could all then side with the Muslims and axe them all to death.

Originally Posted by stroller

...Well in case of the fat, obscenely overweight yanks...

Er, who?

I doubt the average German or Brit weight amounts to 195 pounds.
Besides, we use public transport and walk a lot more.

Oh, talking about the EU, I haven't kept up with the news, has any of our enlightened leaders yet had the bright idea to sell off the meat and butter surplus instead of producing more and storing it at taxpayers' expense?

That should get a few farting cows off the landscape.

Originally Posted by stroller

...has any of our enlightened leaders yet had the bright idea to sell off the meat and butter surplus instead of producing more and storing it at taxpayers' expense?

That should get a few farting cows off the landscape.

Isn't that to do with the CAP - Common Agricultural Policy? Stupid EU gutless bureaucrats, inherited from the equally stupid Common Market bollockless bureaucrats.

There was a song "You never see a farmer on a bike". Sums it up perfectly.

BBC news just showed David Shukman reporting from a Bangkok street outside the Climate Change Summit meeting. While the pictures being shown were of exhaust pipes and black smoke, he said said that he was feeling ill because of all the greenhouse gasses being pumped out by the Bangkok traffic. What a total dickhead.

This guy is supposed to be the BBC's environment and science correspondent and he doesn't know the difference between greenhouse gasses and pollution. Pathetic.

Well done British Bullshit Corporation.