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    Confessions of a Gorgon

    Well, I told you all I wold make an announcement in my Newbies thread, but Mr Dirty Dog let the bat out of the gag in gusg's newbie rules thread.
    I am schizophrenic.
    I first entered TD as my alter ego, Marooned. In my mind, he looks exactly like Zane as a young Che Guevera smoking a big fat Cuban cigar.
    I also wanted to see if posters viewed me differently as a guy.
    Not much response, really.
    Then I saw the B Band members, Boonie, Brit, BambinA, Begbie et bal, posting here under their real assumed names, so I thought, Jettie, it's time to expose yourself.
    Sadly, I believe Mr Dog thinks I am a quack charlatan, and he has told me so privately. Well, actually, he told Marooned to F*O*.
    So, I think I shall take my lithium and try to suppress the male banter in my head. I mean, I must remember the powers of being not only a Gorgon heiress but being a woman, strong, bold, sexy, and smart like Lady Hawke.
    Really, what good is a tongue without a groove? A bolt without a nut? A screw without a hole?

    Sincerely,
    Jet

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    No, Jet, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
    I am your best friend. Remember how we calculated all those ratios together, threw the desk out of the dorm window, did spy work together? I will always be here for you, my sweet Jet.

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    uh huh, see thing is on TD we assess a poster based on his/hers........... posts.

    not much more not much less

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon
    I mean, I must remember the powers of being not only a Gorgon heiress but being a woman, strong, bold, sexy, and smart like Lady Hawke.
    Hehe, this sounds more like it!

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    Not sure I'm following all this waffle. Are you a man or a woman ?

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    ^ Yeah, I'm as confused as you.

    I think Jet has a medical problem and, like Lady Hawk, needs to take an Alka Seltzer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon
    Well, I told you all I wold make an announcement in my Newbies thread, but Mr Dirty Dog let the bat out of the gag in gusg's newbie rules thread. I am schizophrenic. I first entered TD as my alter ego, Marooned. In my mind, he looks exactly like Zane as a young Che Guevera smoking a big fat Cuban cigar. I also wanted to see if posters viewed me differently as a guy. Not much response, really. Then I saw the B Band members, Boonie, Brit, BambinA, Begbie et bal, posting here under their real assumed names, so I thought, Jettie, it's time to expose yourself. Sadly, I believe Mr Dog thinks I am a quack charlatan, and he has told me so privately. Well, actually, he told Marooned to F*O*. So, I think I shall take my lithium and try to suppress the male banter in my head. I mean, I must remember the powers of being not only a Gorgon heiress but being a woman, strong, bold, sexy, and smart like Lady Hawke. Really, what good is a tongue without a groove? A bolt without a nut? A screw without a hole? Sincerely, Jet
    ....eh?

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    Well you're dirty and sweet
    Clad in black don't look back and I love you
    You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
    Well you're slim and you're weak
    You've got the teeth of the hydra upon you
    You're dirty sweet and you're my girl

    Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
    Get it on, bang a gong, get it on

    T Rex 'Get It On'

    sabang. Whatever that means.
    probes Aliens

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    ^Yes, well done Sabang, it's all making sense now....

    MY PEOPLE WERE FAIR AND HAD SKY IN THEIR HAIR...
    BUT NOW THEY'RE CONTENT TO WEAR STARS ON THEIR BROWSHOT ROD MAMA
    Hot rod mama moving like a motor cycle devil in a race
    Blown out my mind, I can't keep up the pace
    I'm selling all my midnight, still broke and living on the ground
    My gone little mama cut out without a sound
    With my greased-up levis,
    baseball boots above my head
    If it wasn't such a tragedy
    I might wish I was dead
    She took my ice-cream mustang
    and my purple coloured dodeville
    She even took my panpipes and my elixir of life pill

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    Yes, Sabang, I have been bullied by the Hydra head taunt. Other than that, all I can say is I am all woman,TM.
    Was my OP so weird? I thought I explained myself and why I did what I did. No harm intended to anyone. Sh*t, that's lame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    uh huh, see thing is on TD we assess a poster based on his/hers........... posts.

    not much more not much less
    but in your case we have to be quick before you edit them

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    A woman impersonating a man..that makes a change. ThaiVisa is full of the opposite. Anyway replying to youself was a bit over the top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    uh huh, see thing is on TD we assess a poster based on his/hers........... posts.

    not much more not much less
    but in your case we have to be quick before you edit them

    that's a basless accusation?

    have u got any proof of that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    uh huh, see thing is on TD we assess a poster based on his/hers........... posts.

    not much more not much less
    but in your case we have to be quick before you edit them

    that's a basless accusation?

    have u got any proof of that!
    not as much as i would like


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    What the fuck is this all about?

    A new poster has two different names because she/he decided that they might not be liked here? Fuck knows.

    Anyway either shut up and join in the fun or fuck off. Up to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    What the fuck is this all about?

    A new poster has two different names because she/he decided that they might not be liked here? Fuck knows.

    Anyway either shut up and join in the fun or fuck off. Up to you.
    Now I know why they call you MrsSquirrel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    A new poster has two different names because she/he decided that they might not be liked here? Fuck knows.
    I think it might be more than two ?

    Anyway just dump the others and stop pissing around talking to yourself.
    You either fit in here or you don't.

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    Huh?
    I just wanted to come clean and tell everyone I started here as Marooned and then went to my real flag name when I saw all the other ex-Tvers doing so.
    Chrikes, I'm not an egotistical weenie. I added the marooned post here for fun, but obviously it is not being taken as such, and for that I apologise if it is seen as self-aggrandizement.

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    Ignore all the detractors (imagined or otherwise) Jet. I think that you're great. I haven't got a clue what you going on about which just adds to the attraction for me. As for being a 'man' or a 'woman' do any of us really know what we are for sure?
    Back off Margaret, you're on a sugar rush!

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    Quote Originally Posted by danbo View Post
    I haven't got a clue what you going on about which just adds to the attraction for me.
    sounds like a match made in heaven really!

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    Quote Originally Posted by danbo
    As for being a 'man' or a 'woman' do any of us really know what we are for sure?
    Danbo - take of your skirt and tights look down. If you see a hotdog type thing then you are a man. If you see a rather hairy mouth you are a woman. If you have both then you are a miracle.

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    Re. Jet and Marooned: I did notice that they both centred their text, "That's clever I thought" - I never for one moment suspected that they were one and the same though, just thought that they may have read the same chapter in the book, "Advanced Formatting Techniques For Internet Web Forum Posting"....Then I realised that there is a button on the panel that looks like an arrow hitting a barcode.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon View Post
    Yes, Sabang, I have been bullied by the Hydra head taunt. .
    that would be a cruel taunt, as the head is of Medusa

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by danbo
    As for being a 'man' or a 'woman' do any of us really know what we are for sure?
    Danbo - take of your skirt and tights look down. If you see a hotdog type thing then you are a man. If you see a rather hairy mouth you are a woman. If you have both then you are a miracle.
    if you have neither then you must be porn from the 50s, or a Barbie doll
    I have reported your post

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    I think Danbo is too kind and mentally balanced to be both.
    But here are some info bits:
    Most sponges (poriferans) are hermaphrodites (each adult can act as either the female or the male in reproduction).
    About one in 50 female (?) polar bears on Svalbard (Norway) are hermaphrodites, with both male and female sex organs, a phenomenon scientists link directly to the effects of pollution.

    Rumor has is that Jamie Lee Curtis was born a hermaphrodite.
    I think I have seen several hermie-types on the beach, too. Bare-breasted (D-cup size) people wearing Speedo bottoms with that manly bulge.

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