The sleeping habits of Teakdoor members
Since posting from England I've noted with interest the sleeping (or lack thereof) habits of some of our regular posters.
My findings so far:
Dillinger staggers in after a heavy session at the pub at about midnight. He knocks over a couple of lamps and trips over a few pieces of furniture en route to the fridge where he sticks a few slices of ham in his face and cracks another beer before falling back into the living room, opening his laptop and tapping out a bunch of bollocks for the next few hours.
Alwarner goes quietly about his business, rarely moved to forego his late-night televisual feasting in favour of conversing online with a troop of untrained monkeys. But on the rare occasion he spots a topic he deems worthwhile, he'll pounce and make it his own.
Kingwilly NEVER sleeps.
Texpat drinks pints of turpentine with dettol chasers and repeatedly smashes his forehead on the keyboard.
I think that's pretty much it for the Teakdoor night shift, apart from Withnall of a weekend who's puddled prose smacks of previous LSD abuse.