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    Secure back at the firebase

    I am home with beer and whiskey. I am taking the piss or how ever you lads call it. I do not plan on leaving the house today. I watered the plants and plan on ordering in. My psycho girlfriend is gone and I am going to have a bit of a bender. Please forgive my posts. Mouse please do not jail me..
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    Stood right next to this statue today,were not allowed to touch it and unfortunately we where not allowed to take pictures inside the parlement.

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    Excellent, what's this thread about then, BSn00b?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    Stood right next to this statue today,were not allowed to touch it and unfortunately we where not allowed to take pictures inside the parlement.
    Don't make 'em any better than Lady Thatcher.

    Well done, wasabi!

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    Bsub is a shandy drinking wanker who likes benders.


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    What kind of whiskey are you drinking there, bsnub?

    We can guess the beer is Budweiser!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub
    and plan on ordering in
    Still waiting for "dodgy pizza pic".

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub
    and plan on ordering in
    Still waiting for "dodgy pizza pic".
    It'll be a big, juicy grease burger or two from Dicks!

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    He musta passed out before he ordered the pizza!

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    Bsnub - officially lightweight.

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    He's so engrossed in watching manly men running around in their rugby shorts he's forgotten to get back to us!

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    My grans, aunty was a cleaner at #10, Said that she did notice in Her Thatchers private bedroom the seat of the Lou was always left up, That would explain much!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sailing into trouble View Post
    My grans, aunty was a cleaner at #10, Said that she did notice in Her Thatchers private bedroom the seat of the Lou was always left up, That would explain much!
    Indeed.

    It meant Dennis actually wore the pants in the family!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sailing into trouble View Post
    My grans, aunty was a cleaner at #10, Said that she did notice in Her Thatchers private bedroom the seat of the Lou was always left up, That would explain much!
    Indeed.

    It meant Dennis actually wore the pants in the family!
    Or the rumours about Mrs T's anatomy were true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sailing into trouble View Post
    My grans, aunty was a cleaner at #10, Said that she did notice in Her Thatchers private bedroom the seat of the Lou was always left up, That would explain much!
    Indeed.

    It meant Dennis actually wore the pants in the family!
    Or the rumours about Mrs T's anatomy were true.
    Belies those two lovely daughters, eh?

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    ^ Yeah, I guess Mark is a bit of a girl ...

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    Hey Snub! You Awake Yet? Hangover?

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    Presumably not.

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    Soccer Faq's

    Like the offside rule and that?

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    Ok I am alive and well. It was a damn good bender that one. I am currently re-hydrating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Ok I am alive and well. It was a damn good bender that one. I am currently re-hydrating.
    That was piss weak subbie

    back in the day Scampy would go on 3 day benders and keep posting at the same time, he'd start out lucid but end up posting jsguodfovsuo bvjids meeeeef

    on a scale of 10 you rate 1.2

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub
    I am currently re-hydrating.
    Remember to rinse afterwards. It takes the salty taste away.

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    You never did tell us what brand of whiskey you were imbibing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee
    You never did tell us what brand of whiskey you were imbibing?

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    Or possibly...


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