Thread: Scheming, bastard ex-wives

Shouldn't this thread be renamed to "I am a dumb cnut!"

Originally Posted by Simon43

I am going to change my email address, name and gender and become totally anonymous and incognito

Simon............chill. You need to meet up for the TD Laos piss up with me, Supanova, That Beer Laos fella etc. Details will be forwarded in a PM soon

Simon...........who do you bank with in Laos?

Originally Posted by Simon43

name and gender and become totally anonymous and incognito

So basically "asexual, and androgynous?" There are Thai banks in the Capital city Simon and you can as someone has already said use the ATM for slick transfers.

Personally, I think you're being way to hard on the ex's. They simply disregard you and your requests since you've proven beyond any reasonable expectation that you are incapable of showing any balls whatsoever.

If you've found an easy lay, why not keep screwing it till the cows come home? No reason to stop the dummy keeps sending me money.

You should have married Cristy Sweet. Bi-polar, insane and more than a little rough around the edges. Perfect match. One of you would have to commit suicide.

Simon, your stories are toe-curling.
And addictive.

Simon marry Crusty?

Jeez, he'd need a whole FORUM dedicated to that.

Originally Posted by patsycat

Simon marry Crusty? Jeez, he'd need a whole FORUM dedicated to that.

Yea, so what are you saying? Can't be any worse than what he's posted so far...how he can think that "he," actually chooses these women is beyond me.

Bingo, we have a winner! Simon the ATM is open for business...who's next?

Step right up take a shot! Worst that can happen is you take ownership of a defunct three room, cough, hak, cough, ah choo! hotel...

There must be something wrong, most probably in your character if you're getting took for a cnut time and time again by women.

Asian women on a whole are mainly subservient and need a good rammin up the back door from time to time to keep them in their place. treat em mean, keep em keen.
Whether you like it or not, familiarity does breed contempt and Women of any creed, like a dog will smell the fear and maul you and your wallet.

How many Thai guys do you see shipped off to Oman to spend a life of celibacy, barring a Dutch wanking session with Ahmed and Mustapha then send all the money home?

Some people should just stick to wanking or Man the Fuck up.







































Right I better get off here now and do the washing up and ironing before she gets back

Where's that redding button; the extra big one???

Spot on Dill.

And one for you too...

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Asian women on a whole are mainly subservient and need a good rammin up the back door from time to time to keep them in their place.

No they foking don't,

They have a lovely little front bottom which is made for inning and receiving spoonta whereas there back bottom is made for shooting turds out off.

Anyway whatever, but go the pussy mate.

Leave the shit shoot for sick fuks like Butters, DJ Pat and Socal.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

There must be something wrong, most probably in your character if you're getting took for a cnut time and time again by women.

Asian women on a whole are mainly subservient and need a good rammin up the back door from time to time to keep them in their place. treat em mean, keep em keen.
Whether you like it or not, familiarity does breed contempt and Women of any creed, like a dog will smell the fear and maul you and your wallet.

How many Thai guys do you see shipped off to Oman to spend a life of celibacy, barring a Dutch wanking session with Ahmed and Mustapha then send all the money home?

Some people should just stick to wanking or Man the Fuck up.

Right I better get off here now and do the washing up and ironing before she gets back

This is the best post I have read all year.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

How many Thai guys do you see shipped off to Oman to spend a life of celibacy, barring a Dutch wanking session with Ahmed and Mustapha then send all the money home?

Loads actually.

My BiL is doing a 2 year stint in Israel. That being said, his wife said to him to keep the money in his account as it will encourage him and make him feel proud about his sacrifice as the money builds. Quality lass, my SiL.

build Someone A Hotel.