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    Why do men send me photos of their cock?

    Before we go any further, I should state that this topic title was meant to catch your attention. This question was asked to me by a female friend (honest!!).

    I've known a go-go dancer from one of the top BKK clubs for the last 10 years or so. She's a good friend of mine, but getting a little old to be bouncing around on stage.

    She asked me for business advice about what she should do in the future, since the only thing that she was good at was fcuking

    I suggested that she becomes a 'personal tour guide' for young, old and very old guys who visit Thailand.

    This sounded like a plan and to help her with this new and exciting business venture, I bought her a relevant web-site domain name and wrote the code for the site, including her photos (non-nude, so calm down guys), and her email address so that guys could contact her to make appointments.

    BTW, this can't be classed as pimping, because I get no benefit for helping her out, not even a free bang (which personally, I feel I am owed....),

    Anyway, the site has been quite successful, and she is snowed under with work.


    But many of the guys who email her insist on sending her photos of their cock.

    'Why?' she asked me. 'They know I'm a hooker and just doing this as business. why would I be interested in seeing pictures of their dicks?'.

    Even though some of these men have never met her, she has received 2 offers of marriage....

    Perhaps the psychologists (or even psychiatrists) on this forum could explain the need to send dick-photos to her.
    Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile

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    No doubt Christy Sweet is your talent adviser? Hence lots of cock photos.

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    She could just marry a guy then build her estate.

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    Socal was going to send a pic of his cock but it was to small to photograph.

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    How do they know shes a 'hooker' if the site is about being a guide?

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    ^Because Simon included that part in her CV. Good job Simon.

    BTW, whats her address we want a look at your sponsorship....

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    Quote Originally Posted by xanax
    How do they know shes a 'hooker' if the site is about being a guide?
    They don't - just educated guesses.

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    She shouldn't take it personally.

    I send pictures of my cock to everybody.

    Hookers eh.

    They love the cock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    They love the cock.
    With or without feathers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    Even though some of these men have never met her, she has received 2 offers of marriage....

    Perhaps the psychologists (or even psychiatrists) on this forum could explain the need to send dick-photos to her.
    men in the west, especially England and the US, are desperate for female attention

    showing their cock is their "gay self" advertising their virility to others because they have nothing else to show

    straight guys do all it the time online to ladyboys chats btw, so it's not only to women

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly
    showing their cock is their "gay self" advertising their virility to others because they have nothing else to show
    I show my bollocks as well.

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    Suggest to her that she try to make appointments and meet up with the gys that send the cock photos.
    When they arrive they should be flush with cash.
    She should go meet these guys with 2 men dressed up as fake police and commence a shakedown where the offense should be "sending unsolicited pornographic material electronically"
    I think this could generate 40-60k payout on each occassion and she would not have to go onward and spend 2 weeks listening to their dirty old man dribble / drunken fuckwit / stinking farang shite.
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    ... I like to fantasise sometimes, and I lie very occasionally... my superior home, job, wealth, freedom, car, girl, retirement age, appearance, satisfaction with birth country etc etc... Over the past few years I have put together over 100 pages on notes on thaiophilia...

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    As Flutters says, it's not just her. I have 2 women friends at the mo (in UK, yes, doesn't even just happen to Asian women!) who have been sent pics of guys cocks, before they've embarked on any form of a relationship with them. Both of them seem to think it's quite funny/nothing wrong. I guess it takes all sorts. If a guy sent a pic of his cock to me, before I'd slept with him, I can guarantee it's the only time I would ever see that particular member! Creepy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    I get no benefit for helping her out, not even a free bang (which personally, I feel I am owed....)
    I don't see your logic there, Simon; you haven't even built her a hotel (yet...); She probably feels very let down.

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    Bettyboo on a cock thread.

    Like a fly on a turd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain
    I guess it takes all sorts. If a guy sent a pic of his cock to me, before I'd slept with him, I can guarantee it's the only time I would ever see that particular member!
    I didn't ruin my chances did I? Please forgive me, can we start afresh? Stoker told me it'd pay dividends; a shorefire hit with the ladies, he said, 'they love the cock' were his precise words!...

    Anyways, Simon - why didn't you build her a hotel? What's wrong with her???
    How do I post these pictures???

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    Birds send me pics of their gashes all the time

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    No doubt Christy Sweet is your talent adviser..
    That's way too subtle for me to understand. Horses' dicks??

    How do they know shes a 'hooker' if the site is about being a guide?
    Personal tour guide, with the emphasis on very personal. Most people understand..

    Anyways, Simon - why didn't you build her a hotel? What's wrong with her???
    Nothing at all, apart from having shagged thousands of guys (in her own words). Actually, I trust her more than any wife I've had.

    Spin - i like your idea, but it smacks of total fraud .. so would probably work very well in LoS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Bettyboo on a cock thread.

    Like a fly on a turd.
    ....sans the probverbial photo shots.
    Eric loved that shite.

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    This thread is nothing without pictures (the way you read that statement says something about you!)
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    ^ I still have reams of speedo shots if you wanna share.

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    Strange thread. Dunno -- forced intimacy maybe? However we look at it many of the people coming here are socially inadequate, without the requisite skills and knowledge on how to have even vaguely "normal" relationships. Not that I would consider the sort of "relationship" being talked about here in any way "normal".

    Still, considering that your friend has seen more cocks than Bernard Mathews, its a bit surprising she thinks its even worth comment.

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    Cock comparatives.

    Guys dwell on this shite...

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    Funny as fuck, I usually wait until I have known the girl a day or two before sending cock photos to her.seems I am a bit more civilised than these wankers who send them but do not even know the girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain
    If a guy sent a pic of his cock to me, before I'd slept with him, I can guarantee it's the only time I would ever see that particular member!
    Please delete the 28 PMs I sent you yesterday. No need to open them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    'Why?' she asked me. 'They know I'm a hooker and just doing this as business. why would I be interested in seeing pictures of their dicks?'.
    Because they wanna see pics of her Drippin' Mingecake ?

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