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    Bizarre News Thread!

    It's not really news, it doesn't effect anything important, but we have to read it...
    You just couldn't make this shit up.
    Post yours below.

    a Serial Killer marries an Axe Murderer with Carlos the Jackal as Best Man.


    It is believed to be the first gay wedding in prison since France passed a same-sex marriage law two months ago.

    Venezuelan terrorist Illich Ramirez Sanchez, aka Carlos the Jackal, was the witness.

    TWO gay convicted murderers have married each other in prison - with notorious terrorist Carlos the Jackal as their witness.

    Serial killer Alfredo Stranieri and Germain Gaiffe - who beheaded a man - married inside the high-security prison at Poissy, near Paris.

    Gaiffe, 45, wore a white wedding dress but was ordered to change into men's clothing. Guests included Carlos the Jackal after the couple asked him to be their witness.

    The civil ceremony, which took place on Wednesday, is believed to be the first gay wedding in prison since France passed a same-sex marriage law two months ago.

    Controversial comedian Dieudonne M'bala was the other witness, despite speaking out against gay marriage. He was also asked to change out of a white wedding dress. Mr M'bala said: "This is the France of tomorrow."

    Italian-born Stranieri, 56, was labelled the 'small ads killer' after targeting victims through classified adverts. He was given a life sentence in 2003 for killing four. Gaiffe, 45, beheaded a man and was given a 30-year sentence in the same year.

    The couple met in prison and later made a bizarre claim they had fathered a child with France's then-justice minister Rachida Dati. Miss Dati launched a prosecution for 'causing outrage to a public servant' and the pair had four months added to their sentences.

    Prison officials refused to reveal if Stranieri and Gaiffe would now be allowed to share a cell.

    Carlos the Jackal, real name Ilich Ramirez Sanchez, is serving two life sentences for bomb plots in Paris in the 1980s and a 1975 double murder.

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    I've always liked weird news stories. I guess the only comment that can be made about this marriage is that they are a match made in hell. What will happen when Gaiffe gets released?

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    Stranieri was asked by reporters what drew him to Gaiffe initially.
    Well, he said, he gives good head.....









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    In a dentists waiting room some time in the last century, I picked up a battered old Readers Digest. Inside was a list of bizarre news cuttings from the worlds media.
    Only one item has stuck in my mind.
    "A Norwegian housewife was ironing in her kitchen when a horse fell through the ceiling".

    There was no explanation or follow up and it set my imagination running wild as to the possible circumstances which could give rise to such an unusual event.
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    Woman takes her horse inside McDonald's where it defecates on the floor after staff refuse to serve her in car lane


    Woman and her daughter rode to McDonald's in Whitefield, near Bury.

    Took horse inside restaurant after staff refused service at drive-thru

    Police fined her after horse defecated on floor in front of lunch customers.

    By ROSIE TAYLOR
    PUBLISHED: 10:31 GMT, 22 July 2013 | UPDATED: 11:08 GMT, 22 July 2013


    A woman took her horse into a McDonald's restaurant after staff refused to serve her in the drive-thru.

    The horse defecated on the floor of the restaurant, in Whitefield, Greater Manchester, in front of shocked Saturday lunchtime customers.

    Staff called police who handed the woman a fixed penalty notice for 'causing alarm and distress'.

    Both the woman and her daughter, who have not been named, had ridden up to the McDonald's branch and tried to use the drive-thru on horseback but were refused service.

    Staff told them to tie up their animals and come inside the restaurant on foot as it is against their health and safety policy to serve horseriders in the drive-thru.

    But instead the woman took her horse inside, where it defecated.

    A statement posted by Greater Manchester Police’s Whitefield branch on its Facebook page said they received a call from McDonalds. It added: 'The staff refused to serve the women due to company policy.


    The women then took the horse into the restaurant who ended up doing his business on the floor.

    'The sight and smell of this caused obvious distress and upset to customers trying to eat, as well as staff members.

    '“Officers arrived at the location and woman was issued a Fixed Penalty notice.'


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    So do they serve horse?

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    Horse meat very good for blood!!

    I prefer it to beef.

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    Man Crushed by Falling Cow While Sleeping

    A MAN has died after a cow crashed through his roof and landed on him as he lay sleeping.
    According to media reports Joao Maria de Souza, 45, was in bed with his wife, Leni, when the bovine crashed two and a half metres through the ceiling of their home in Caratinga, in south eastern Brazil.
    The roof backs on to a steep hill and it is believed the cow climbed up there after escaping from a nearby farm, the Daily Mail reported.
    The victim’s mother, Maria de Souza, reportedly told Brazil's SuperCanal TV channel: “I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow.”
    Mr de Souza was taken to hospital with a suspected fractured leg and was reported to be talking and fully conscious. However, he died some hours later from internal bleeding after doctors failed to treat him, his family said.
    Both the one-and-a-half tonne cow and Mr de Souza's wife were reportedly unharmed.
    Mr de Souza’s mother told the TV station: “He nearly died when he was two and got meningitis, but I worked hard to buy medicines for him and he survived.
    “And now he's lying in his bed and gets crushed to death by a cow. There's no justice in the world.”


    Read more: Brazilian man killed in bed after cow falls through his roof | News.com.au

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    “And now he's lying in his bed and gets crushed to death by a cow. There's no justice in the world.”
    Except Bovine justice! That'all teach'em for eating beef.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    It's not really news, it doesn't effect anything important, but we have to read it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99 View Post
    Man Crushed by Falling Cow While Sleeping

    A MAN has died after a cow crashed through his roof and landed on him as he lay sleeping.
    According to media reports Joao Maria de Souza, 45, was in bed with his wife, Leni, when the bovine crashed two and a half metres through the ceiling of their home in Caratinga, in south eastern Brazil.
    The roof backs on to a steep hill and it is believed the cow climbed up there after escaping from a nearby farm, the Daily Mail reported.
    The victim’s mother, Maria de Souza, reportedly told Brazil's SuperCanal TV channel: “I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow.”
    Mr de Souza was taken to hospital with a suspected fractured leg and was reported to be talking and fully conscious. However, he died some hours later from internal bleeding after doctors failed to treat him, his family said.
    Both the one-and-a-half tonne cow and Mr de Souza's wife were reportedly unharmed.
    Mr de Souza’s mother told the TV station: “He nearly died when he was two and got meningitis, but I worked hard to buy medicines for him and he survived.
    “And now he's lying in his bed and gets crushed to death by a cow. There's no justice in the world.”


    Read more: Brazilian man killed in bed after cow falls through his roof | News.com.au
    Something same same but different.
    One goes to bed and gets killed by a falling cow, another goes to bed and gets eaten by the planet.
    It just goes to show you never know when your numbers coming up.

    SEFFNER, Florida — The effort to find the body of a man who was swallowed by a sinkhole under his Florida home was called off Saturday and crews planned to begin demolishing the four-bedroom house.
    The 20-foot (6-meter)-wide opening of the sinkhole is almost completely covered by the house and rescuers feared it would collapse on them if they tried to search for Jeff Bush, 37. Crews were testing the unstable ground surrounding the home and evacuated two neighboring homes as a precaution.
    Hillsborough County Administrator Mike Merrill said heavy equipment would be brought in to begin the demolition Sunday morning.
    “At this point it’s really not possible to recover the body,” Merrill said, later adding “we’re dealing with a very unusual sinkhole.”
    Jessica Damico, spokeswoman for Hillsborough County Fire Rescue, said the demolition equipment would be placed on what they believe is solid ground and reach onto the property to pull apart the house. The crew will try pulling part of the house away from the sinkhole intact so some heirlooms and mementoes can be retrieved.
    Bush was in his bedroom Thursday night in Seffner — a suburb of 8,000 people east of downtown Tampa — when the earth opened and took him and everything else in his room. Five others in the house escape unharmed.
    On Saturday, the normally quiet neighborhood of concrete block homes painted in Florida pastels was jammed with cars as engineers, reporters, and curious onlookers came to the scene.
    At the home next door to the Bushes, a family cried and organized boxes. Testing determined that their house and another was compromised by the sinkhole. The families were allowed to go inside for about a half-hour to gather belongings.
    Sisters Soliris and Elbairis Gonzalez, who live on the same street as Bushes, said neighbors were worried for their safety.
    “I’ve had nightmares,” Soliris Gonzalez, 31, said. “In my dreams, I keep checking for cracks in the house.”
    They said the family has discussed where to go if forced to evacuate, and they’ve taken their important documents to a storage unit.
    “The rest of it, this is material stuff, as long as our family is fine,” Soliris Gonzalez said.
    “You never know underneath the ground what’s happening,” added Elbairis Gonzalez, 30.
    Experts say thousands of sinkholes form yearly in Florida because of the state’s unique geography, though most are small and deaths rarely occur.
    “There’s hardly a place in Florida that’s immune to sinkholes,” said Sandy Nettles, who owns a geology consulting company in the Tampa area. “There’s no way of ever predicting where a sinkhole is going to occur.”
    Most sinkholes are small, like one found Saturday morning in Largo, 35 miles (56 kilometers) away from Seffner. The Largo sinkhole, about 10 feet (3 meters) long and several feet wide, is in a mall parking lot.
    The state sits on limestone, a porous rock that easily dissolves in water, with a layer of clay on top. The clay is thicker in some locations — including the area where Bush became a victim — making them even more prone to sinkholes.
    Jonathan Arthur, the state geologist and director of the Florida Geological Survey, said other states sit atop limestone in a similar way, but Florida has additional factors like extreme weather, development, aquifer pumping and construction. “The conditions under which a sinkhole will form can be very rapid, or they can form slowly over time,” he said.
    But it remained unclear Saturday what, if anything, caused the Seffner sinkhole.
    “The condition that caused that sinkhole could have started a million years ago,” Nettles said.
    Jeremy Bush, who tried to rescue his brother, lay flowers and a stuffed lamb near the house Saturday morning and wept.
    He said someone came to his home a couple of months ago to check for sinkholes and other issues, apparently for insurance purposes, but found nothing wrong. State law requires home insurers to provide coverage against sinkholes.
    “And a couple of months later, my brother dies. In a sinkhole,” Bush said Friday.


    Read more: US rescuers end effort to find body swallowed by sinkhole under his home | Inquirer News
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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    It's not really news, it doesn't effect anything important, but we have to read it...
    BBC News - Royal baby: Kate gives birth to boy
    The whole front page of news.com.au was covered in this crap.
    They had a big buttons at the top though, "couldn't give a toss, show me proper news"
    .....

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    Not news but weird.



    Magician scares the life out of passersby with creepy but hilarious cut in half illusion

    • Magician and stand up comedian Andy Gross took his split-man prank out for a stroll recently, scaring the bejeezus out of innocent passersby
    • In a hilarious video, the joker appears to be cut clean in half and carrying his legs
    By Daily Mail Reporter
    PUBLISHED: 22:12 GMT, 22 July 2013



    Seeing a man cut in half at a traveling carnival may not shock you but what if you bumped into him walking down the street?
    Magician and stand up comedian Andy Gross took his split-man prank out for a stroll recently, scaring the bejeezus out of innocent passersby.

    In a hilarious video, the joker appears to be cut clean in half and carrying his legs.



    To see the video :






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    Quote Originally Posted by Bangyai View Post
    Not news but weird.



    Magician scares the life out of passersby with creepy but hilarious cut in half illusion

    • Magician and stand up comedian Andy Gross took his split-man prank out for a stroll recently, scaring the bejeezus out of innocent passersby
    • In a hilarious video, the joker appears to be cut clean in half and carrying his legs
    By Daily Mail Reporter
    PUBLISHED: 22:12 GMT, 22 July 2013



    Seeing a man cut in half at a traveling carnival may not shock you but what if you bumped into him walking down the street?
    Magician and stand up comedian Andy Gross took his split-man prank out for a stroll recently, scaring the bejeezus out of innocent passersby.

    In a hilarious video, the joker appears to be cut clean in half and carrying his legs.



    To see the video :





    Not news.
    Not weird.
    A joke.
    Isn't here a whole sub forum for that?
    (and it needs a bit of blood and flesh and bone to make it look more realistic)

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    Missouri farmer finds third cow with bizarrely mutilated genitals and missing organs...and she won't rule out ALIENS as the culprit

    • All three of Lyn Mitchell's mutilated cows were missing their tongues
    • Despite the gruesome injuries, none of the cows bled form their wounds
    • One cow's outline was burned into the grass beneath its desecrated body
    • Police aren't ruling out aliens or occult explanations, either
    By Daily Mail Reporter



    A Missouri rancher has now found three of her cows mutilated in bizarre and unusual ways and after ruling out every explanation under the sun, she's prepared to look further into the heavens toward a culprit more outlandish: aliens.
    Lyn Mitchell of Henry County, Missouri says the first example occurred back in 2011. That cow had its tongue completely excised, along with one of its ears.

    She assumed teenagers were to blame. But after she found two more cows with mutilated genitals and missing organs on her farm just this summer, she now believes something harder to explain could be to blame and local police agree with her.

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    Alien carnivores? Henry County, Missouri farmer Lyn Mitchell has now seen three of her cows bizarrely mutilated and is ready to believe aliens could be to blame


    On July 9, Mitchell found one of her best cows dead in her field. She first noticed its tongue was missing, which was appalling enough.

    But she then realized the cow’s udders, anus, reproductive organs, and ears had all been removed.

    About two weeks later, it happened again. Though she hadn’t called a veterinarian to inspect the first two cows, she did get one in to see the third.

    Farmer won't rule out aliens after three cows found mutilated







    Whodunnit? All three cows were female and had their tongues completely removed

    ‘I’m normally a very private person,’ Mitchell told KSHB. ‘But I’m willing to do this because it’s just something I want some answers to.’

    The vet’s findings only served to disturb Mitchell even more.

    Though he was unable to determine a cause of death, the vet told Mitchell that the cuts were extremely precise, almost surgically so.

    Grotesque: Pictured is the third mutilated cow. Its heart had been removed and left to hang outside its body



    Mysterious: Beneath one of the cows was a mysterious char mark in a perfect outline of the mutilated animal


    What’s more, despite the grievous injuries to the cows, no blood was found.

    Underneath the third cow, there was a mysteriously charred outline of the cow itself. It’s heart had also been cut from its body but left to hang outside the cow.

    ‘We couldn’t see any signs of trauma, and it doesn’t appear that there was any type of wild animal, such coyotes, that were involved,’ Robert Hills, Henry County Sheriff’s Chief Deputy, told KMOX.

    Faced with having found three of her cows, all female, all with their tongues removed, and two with missing reproductive organs dead on her farm, Mitchell is now searching for answers.

    Precision: The incisions used to cut the cows were surgically precise and did not bleed



    Utterly disgusting: The two cows killed this July were found with mutilated genitals and missing udders


    ‘The more it happens, the more questions you get. And the more you learn, you find more and more things that make you ask more questions,’ Mitchell said.

    Mitchell said some of those questions might have her looking toward the sky.

    ‘Something happened to these cows and it's not something that you see every day, it's not in your normal, so something else is going on,’ she said.

    And the local sheriff’s office isn’t ruling aliens out, either.

    ‘We’re having to look at this from two sides,’ said Hills. ‘Some people believe that there are aliens that are involved in this or the possibility of the occult going to the other end of the spectrum.’=

    Open-minded: Mitchell says all the normal explanations have been debunked and is ready to believe aliens could be to blame. 'The more it happens, the more questions you get,' she said




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    Quote Originally Posted by Bangyai
    Beneath one of the cows was a mysterious char mark in a perfect outline of the mutilated animal
    Could this be an animal version of the Turin Shroud?

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    Holy cow!

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    Why, doesn't everybody know that aliens collect cattle parts to research the HIV virus? The AIDS-ET Connection Hypothesis

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    Convicted molester released 'after having sex with neighbor's dog' re-arrested just days later for doing it AGAIN

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    PUBLISHED: 05:24 GMT, 3 August 2013 | UPDATED: 06:21 GMT, 3 August 2013 1,093 shares



    Predator: Registered sex offender James Lyons, 52, has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a dog a week after he was hit with similar charges involving his neighbor's pet


    A registered sex offender from Florida has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a dog a week after being jail on bestiality charges involving another pooch.
    James Lyons, 52, from St Augustine, was taken into custody last Friday after police said he sexually abused his neighbor's dog.
    The neighbor said that he noticed last week that his 7-month-old dog, Bailey, was missing. He later spotted Lyons carrying his pup from his trailer, the stationFirst Coast News reported.
    The 52-year-old claimed that he found the lost dog and was returning him, but the owner became suspicious when he noticed that Bailey was acting strangely.
    The pooch was taken to a veterinarian, who determined that the animal was likely subjected to abuse and bestiality.
    Following his arrest, Lyons posted $11,000 bond and was freed later that day after being ordered by a judge not to have any pets at his home.
    On Thursday, however, the 52-year-old sexual predator allegedly had sex with another dog, which he claimed was a stray.
    Animal control officers who arrived at Lyons' home at 7548 U.S. 1 South discovered two pups - a pit bull and a terrier mix. Both animals were taken to Matanzas River Animal Hospital for a check-up, according to the station News4Jax.
    While the pit bull, which belongs to Lyons, appeared to be unharmed, veterinarian Dr. Nicholas told the station the injuries to the female terrier's genitals were appalling.




    Silent victims: Lyons was initially charged with animal cruelty for allegedly preying on his neighbor's 7-month-old dog, Bailey (left); he was later accused of having sex with a terrier mix and severly injuring her

    ‘There is no doubt that this dog suffered a great amount of pain,’ he said. ‘The suffering that this dog endured and continues to endure during the healing process cannot be overstated.'

    Read more: Convicted molester released 'after having sex with neighbor's dog' re-arrested just days later for doing it AGAIN | Mail Online

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    Someone told him dogs like bones and he just got the wrong idea.

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    The blond dog does have a bit of a come-hither, je ne sais quoi quality about her. Think its the way she flutters her eyelashes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmart View Post
    The blond dog does have a bit of a come-hither, je ne sais quoi quality about her. Think its the way she flutters her eyelashes.
    Not so sure. According to the article she's a bitch

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