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    For Sale - great big amulet.

    I have a massive amulet i would like to sell.
    If you like big amulets, this is the one for you.

    It's basically a deterrent of lightning.
    It is slightly burnt from a previous lightning strike.
    It has both statistics and common sayings going for it.
    Odds are if you haven't won the lottery you wont get struck by lightning, and lightning doesn't strike twice on the same amulet.

    Made of a colourful copper material, and approximately 25 metres tall, this stunning jewellry should be worn mainly outdoors, on the head.

    Get your friends to chip in to help you purchase this "once in a lifetime" gift.


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    shouldnt this be in classifieds?

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    Down in the meadow where the wind blows free, in the middle of a field stands a lightning tree.
    It's limbs all torn from the day it was born for the tree was born in a thunderstorm.

    CHORUS
    Grow, grow, the lightning tree, it's never too late for you and me;
    Grow, grow, the lightning tree, never give in too easily.

    Down in the meadow where the wind blows light, the lightning struck in the middle of the night.
    Limbs stripped bare by the lightning flare the lightning flare was a wild affair.

    CHORUS

    Down in the meadow where the wind blows cold, the lightning tree stands stiff and old.
    Branches bent when the lightning rent the lightning rent from the firmament.

    CHORUS

    Down in the meadow with the wind in the west, the lightning tree faced up to the test.
    Its heart went snap when it took the rap, the terrible rap of the thunder clap.

    CHORUS

    Down in the meadow when the wind blows free, a whispering breeze in the lightning tree.
    Dreams come true if you want them to if you want them to, then it's up to you.

    CHORUS x2.


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    thunderbolts and lightning
    very very frightening
    gallileo gallileo

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile
    shouldnt this be in classifieds?
    A good point.

    If we had decent mods, this would already be in the shitbin, or classic threads.
    Buggerers can't be choosers.

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    If that amulet is so good, why are you selling it?

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    You must look very dapper indeed walking down the soi wearing that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskit
    If that amulet is so good, why are you selling it?
    Lightning doesn't strike twice, my use is done.
    Won the lottery once, my use is done.
    The chrge for frottering hs yet to be thrshed out between consenting dults.
    nd my letter is bollocksed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by palexxxx
    You must look very dapper indeed walking down the soi wearing that.
    Trucks full of folk.
    Trucks full of folk proceed the mulet, moving wires nd stuff out of the wy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Made of a colourful copper material, and approximately 25 metres tall, this stunning jewellry should be worn mainly outdoors, on the head.
    Limited edition eh? - gives it some clout.

    However, I'll give you a tenner for it - but not a fucking penny more mind.

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    Hang on. Am I missing something here?

    Since when did 'Get fucked Friday' turn into Get spannered Saturday'?

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    Its Wankered Withnall Weekend

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    Standby for the MaccLads..............

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Since when did 'Get fucked Friday' turn into Get spannered Saturday'?
    Hi tech machines and technology in general allow us to prolong the fucked up ness

    Machines are here to make our lives easier - not take our jobs.

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    13 baht/kilo. That's my best offer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier
    Limited edition eh? - gives it some clout.
    There can be only one.



    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Standby for the MaccLads..............
    "That is Fazakerely wot i is talkin' about.".


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    What's on the drinks list this evening?

    Can someone please buy some lau khao or ya dong and photograph it please.

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    Your a sic fuk Wal, inbetween Nagasaki Sauce and insanity I rekon...I watched the whole thing....John Travolta look alike no doubt the attraction?

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    Do you discount for 2 or more of these beauties ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    nd my letter is bollocksed.
    A likely story!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ltnt
    Your a sic fuk Wal
    I know. Cheers.



    Quote Originally Posted by gtr666
    Do you discount for 2 or more of these beauties ?
    It's a one off, soz.

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