I have a massive amulet i would like to sell.
If you like big amulets, this is the one for you.
It's basically a deterrent of lightning.
It is slightly burnt from a previous lightning strike.
It has both statistics and common sayings going for it.
Odds are if you haven't won the lottery you wont get struck by lightning, and lightning doesn't strike twice on the same amulet.
Made of a colourful copper material, and approximately 25 metres tall, this stunning jewellry should be worn mainly outdoors, on the head.
Get your friends to chip in to help you purchase this "once in a lifetime" gift.