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    Wild Claim that Thai men now need bigger condoms

    Thanks to improvements in public health and nutrition Thai men under 30 can now boast larger wangs than their fathers. At least that's the implication of a new government initiative, which intends to purchase larger condoms for a better-hung generation of millennials.

    Currently the Thai Ministry of Public Health distributes prophylactics in two sizes - 49mm and 52mm in width. But those measurements can't contain today's young buck who would likely find those contraceptives suffocating. To accomodate the new man the Thai government plans to start buying larger 54mm wide products.

    Ouch! That's the sound of an older gentlemen being emasculated by junior.

    "More Thai men are now over 170 centimeters tall and exceed 70 kilograms in weight.

    They can no longer use condoms with sizes of 49mm and 52mm," said Pornthep

    Siriwanarangsun, director-general of the Disease Prevention and Control Department .

    "Small condoms make them feel uncomfortable and eventually they won't use them."

    About 230 million condoms are sold nationwide each year. The government provides about 40 million condoms annually, the Bangkok Post reported.

    Thai penises reach new heights

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    Nigel will be furious

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    Is there a mix up in this story? Is it bigger dicks or bigger axxholes? If Thailand does have bigger dicks, Butters the ladyboy expert, would be able to confirm it.

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    A Thai girl I was having sex with told me that she'd have to wait three days before having sex with her Thai BF so he wouldn't noticed I'd 'widened' it.

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    ^Another 'wild' claim!

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    She was serious. I'm average so I guess she meant he was small.

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    I thought condoms come in three sizes...... Small, medium and liar

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    They may have bigger dicks, but they still haven't grown any balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    A Thai girl I was having sex with told me that she'd have to wait three days before having sex with her Thai BF so he wouldn't noticed I'd 'widened' it.
    Widened what?

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    Her vagina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    She was serious. I'm average so I guess she meant he was small.
    It's not such much that Thai guys are "smaller than average".......more often than not, Thai girls are naturally built smallish and compact down there.

    So any size out of the ordinary will fill the order.

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    Damn, my penis was always small compared to others in Europe. Now it's even small here in Thailand

    I might consider sex change now

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    The huge member that nature endowed Me with has proved to be far to large for the delicate ladies. So I had a reduction operation.

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    A Thai girl I was having sex with told me that she'd have to wait seven days before having sex with her Thai BF so he wouldn't noticed I'd 'widened' it.

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    Condoms.
    Indeed.

    No need for condoms if one doesn't hop around or knows their partner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtopskinnylegs View Post
    I thought condoms come in three sizes...... Small, medium and liar
    I heard 4 myself........ S,M, liar and big liar ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    She was serious. I'm average so I guess she meant he was small.
    It's not such much that Thai guys are "smaller than average".......more often than not, Thai girls are naturally built smallish and compact down there.

    So any size out of the ordinary will fill the order.
    Yet another endearing quality of Asian women..

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    Quote Originally Posted by FloridaBorn View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    She was serious. I'm average so I guess she meant he was small.
    It's not such much that Thai guys are "smaller than average".......more often than not, Thai girls are naturally built smallish and compact down there.

    So any size out of the ordinary will fill the order.
    Yet another endearing quality of Asian women..
    Amazingly enough, more common than not to retain their size even after childbirth in one fashion or another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FloridaBorn View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    She was serious. I'm average so I guess she meant he was small.
    It's not such much that Thai guys are "smaller than average".......more often than not, Thai girls are naturally built smallish and compact down there.

    So any size out of the ordinary will fill the order.
    Yet another endearing quality of Asian women..
    Amazingly enough, more common than not to retain their size even after childbirth in one fashion or another.
    Well according to my wife's GYN Thailand has one of the highest c-section rates world wide due to this phenomena and the intention of retaining that coveted quality .

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    A Thai girl I was having sex with told me that she'd have to wait a month before having sex with her Thai BF so he wouldn't noticed I'd 'widened' it.

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    A Thai girl I was having sex with told me that she'd have to have vaginal reconstructive surgery and wait a couple of months before before having sex with her Thai BF so he wouldn't notice I'd 'widened' it.

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    A Thai girl I was having sex with told me that she'd never bother having sex with a Thai man again.

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    A Thai girl I was with told me she'd have to a complete re-bushing, stick in a leg of ham and pull the bone out before she could get back with her Thai b/f.

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    A Thai girl I was having sex with told me that she'd have to wait a couple of years before having sex with her Thai BF, a guy named DJ Pat and several other Teak Door members so they wouldn't notice I'd 'widened' it.

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    What do you want to bet that many of the Thai's who need larger condoms had mothers or grandmothers who either worked bars or otherwise messed around with us farangs?

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