Thread: There's a disturbance in the force : Our maid lost 1 million

Originally Posted by Spin

Willy has two maids, a driver and a nanny.

The "nanny," is for Willy.

Indonesians have a very nasty disposition when they feel they have been wronged. You may be finding the maid in a puddle of blood soon. Offering to make up the loss is only further insult. Best to get rid of one of them before the shit hits the fan.

Originally Posted by peterpan

Not even enough to wipe my hairy ass with 1 mill of their shitty money.

there is nothing that can wipe a hairy arse, it is always stinking of shit

ask the NSA for the mobile phone intercept transcripts of all your household

Originally Posted by Spin

Willy has two maids, a driver and a nanny.

No wonder you need to stop drinking to save weight, you lazy bastard!

If I could just find an employee to go to the gym for me I'd be sorted!

Willy pays such bad wages one has to steal from another?

Originally Posted by kingwilly

What to do?

Move to a country where you're not exploiting third world labour?

Willy told me via repo he also has a gardener.

Originally Posted by Neo

Move to a country where you're not exploiting third world labour?

Please not that old chestnut again.

If you're all uppity about that then u gotta toss the jeans you wear, your shoes, your mobile, your computer. Just about everything!

And besides this thread is about Willy being fat because he doesn't move, at all, ever.

Originally Posted by Spin

Originally Posted by Neo

Move to a country where you're not exploiting third world labour?

Please not that old chestnut again.

If you're all uppity about that then u gotta toss the jeans you wear, your shoes, your mobile, your computer. Just about everything!

And besides this thread is about Willy being fat because he doesn't move, at all, ever.

I reckon Willy needs to be congratulated for employing five or more people. Probably if it wasn't for him several families would be going hungry......... or not.

Originally Posted by Bung

So you have 2 maids, a nanny and a driver?

So that rules out the Butler did it.

Originally Posted by palexxxx

Probably if it wasn't for him several families would be going hungry

and a couple of billy boys

Well at least we now know why he refers to himself as "King", surrounding himself with servants to cater for his every whim.

Originally Posted by Spin

Originally Posted by Neo

Move to a country where you're not exploiting third world labour?

Please not that old chestnut again.

If you're all uppity about that then u gotta toss the jeans you wear, your shoes, your mobile, your computer. Just about everything!

And besides this thread is about Willy being fat because he doesn't move, at all, ever.

Hurrah to willy for being a roving economy all of his own. Giving indolent feckless locals a bearing and purpose in life, I say.

As for "exploiting" the poor sods, their own governments and rulers do a much better job of that, thanks.

(I used to have a garden gnome, but found that employing a Cambodian midget with a fishing rod actually worked out cheaper..).

Originally Posted by kmart

(I used to have a garden gnome, but found that employing a Cambodian midget with a fishing rod actually worked out cheaper..).

Now, there;s an idea!

Cut all their hands off just to be sure.

Disharmony in the house, very bad juju. It won't go away.
One of them will have to go.
Both, if you want to save yourself the choice.

Originally Posted by Spin

Willy told me via repo he also has a gardener.

Really?

I think most here would struggle to believe that, unless it was red and contained at least a or smilie!

^ why is that guy shaking the dice such a popular item to post?

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

How much is Rp1,000,000 in real money....??

At todays exchane rate a million indo Rupiah is around AU$108 which for yer average Indonesian would be a big chunk of money !

Originally Posted by kingwilly

What to do?

Stop trolling TD

Originally Posted by Mid

Originally Posted by kingwilly

What to do?

Stop trolling TD

Yes, much better that I start 41 and a half thousand cut n paste news item OPs...

Just for fun and on the quiet , buy the Nanny who has been acussed of pocketing the money , a shinny new 1 million RP phone .

Originally Posted by blue

Just for fun and on the quiet , buy the Nanny who has been acussed of pocketing the money , a shinny new 1 million RP phone .

Cos I need more trouble in my home!