I have lost my TV remote

[rawlins]

Can somebody tell me when I'm getting warmer.

[Noosa]

The Thai guys in the bar took it.

[rawlins]

They always do.

[Necron99]

In the fridge.
Look, it will be there.

[rawlins]

I am actually considering looking in the fridge now.

This is going to ruin my night.

[Noosa]

^^^ They've replaced the inside of it with a rotting fish and will hide it behind the sofa at 04:32 tomorrow morning. No need to thank me.

[Noosa]

I had a mate back in the early 90s who got a watch that could act as any TV remote control, first he'd have to press a button on the remote while it was infront of the watch sensor though, so not much good for you.

It used to freak people out while chilling out in their place though and he'd start changing channels or turning it off.

You see lots of stalls in markets here with tables of remotes, can probably just buy one there for 100b.

[Bung]

Try calling out for it.

[Looper]

Pay the maid overtime to stay late and change the channel for you.

[Neep]

It'll be up his arse again.

[Rural Surin]

Goddamn automation.

A plague on all your houses.

[Bung]

Pa, of Ma and Pa kettle fame used to stomp his foot on the floor, the window would slam shut and the channel would change on the TV.

You could try that.

Sorry, I just checked, it was the radio.

https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&r...48705608,d.bmk

[rawlins]

I found it... It was up my arse again.

[Noosa]

Was one of the thai guys from the bar up there with it?

[rawlins]

He was.

[Noosa]

Well give him a sawatdee crap, best be polite.

[Neep]

I found it... It was up my arse again.

Told you. Up your arse should have been the first place you looked.

Remember when your thermos flask went missing?

[harrybarracuda]

There's several apps for that.

[patsycat]

A friend's crawling baby stuck mine in his nappy bag on his buggy when they came for dinner one night.

Got it back the next day, but searching for the damn thing took hours. Furniture moved around, mattresses lifted up, garden searched....

It was slightly chewed around the edges.

[Little Chuchok]

It was slightly chewed around the edges.

Lucky rawlins hadn't 'lost' it first...

[Smug Farang Bore]

Don't talk to me about those fekin things.


Got a new TV and the remote broke so took it back. Un be known to me they had a go at fixing it themselves....

Broke again so took it back, they said they wouldn't fix it so I want to Samsung who told me they won't fix it as it been tampered with.

So now I've got to buy a new one.

Ordered it...

Three weeks gone by and still no handset.


BASTARDS!

[kingwilly]

My samsung tv's remote has broken twice, feckn useless it is.

[Smug Farang Bore]

^thanks mate - that's cheered me up...

[kingwilly]

Basturd. And the remote in the car is going funny.

[withnallstoke]

I haven't lost my remote, but i've checked my arse just in case.