Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Results 26 to 44 of 44

Thread: A cheater

  1. #26

    R.I.P.


    dirtydog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Pattaya Jomtien
    Posts
    58,774
    CE, it's a well known fact that Thais cant budget, it would be much better if C14 sent the ATM card to me and I will send her a bit of dosh each month, obviously a couple of million baht in the account would be a good start to help him improve his relationship with the unfaithful hoe, of course it would help improve my lifestyle a bit aswell

  2. #27
    Thailand Expat
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    8,184
    Listen to da man Poolie...

  3. #28
    Thailand Expat
    aging one's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Last Online
    Yesterday @ 09:08 PM
    Posts
    17,366
    Who da hell is in trouble with the babes I sure didnt think it was poolie. And dont think about revenge, this is Thailand. How can you win?

  4. #29
    Northern Hermit
    friscofrankie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Chiangmai, Thailand
    Posts
    7,526
    I think you shuld hire a private investigator, maybe two. This is love, after all; make that investment! Spare no expense! Have her followed and make sure you get hourly reports. With two guys on her, well, she'll respect you more for taking the interest. Send her flowers, every day. Make random calls say, around midnight, two AM.
    If she's cheating with another lady it's really OK. Go down and catch her in the act. Be nonchalant, just remove your clothes and climb on in. Nothing like a bit o' two on one to make a guy feel good about hisself, ya know.
    if it's another guy? Then get your investigators to find out; is the same one every night? No? No problem; a little extra exercise keeps her in shape for that wonderful moment when you grow some balls, work up the courage, and finally put it in. But if the answer is yes. Aw you poor unsuspecting soul how badly you've been treated. By all means; get drunk, howl at the moon, break into her room while she's being porked by her somchai and demand satisfaction!! Get your revenge! It is, after all, the manly thing to do.
    When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty -- T. Jefferson


  5. #30
    Thailand Expat
    aging one's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Last Online
    Yesterday @ 09:08 PM
    Posts
    17,366
    Much better advice than mine City boy!!

  6. #31
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    In a rather cold and dark place
    Posts
    12,823
    Fucking superglue - it works wonders

  7. #32
    KID
    KID is offline
    Member
    KID's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Last Online
    11-12-2016 @ 01:46 AM
    Posts
    888
    REVENGE???/ HMMMM WELL YOU COULD START BY DOING HER SISTERS, THEN HER COUSINS,MOTHER,FRIENDS AND MAYBE EVEN HER LOVER. SHE MIGHT NOT BE HAPPY BUT YOU SURE WILL BE AND DONT FORGET THE PICS
    Last edited by KID; 29-11-2005 at 09:47 AM.

  8. #33
    Thailand Expat
    DrAndy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Last Online
    25-03-2014 @ 05:29 PM
    Location
    yes
    Posts
    32,028
    Quote Originally Posted by C13
    Yes 4 years but I lack experience. I've never been to the red light districts during this period, just being honest with my job. I thought life's as simple as I am but the ups and downs started teaching me some lessons and hopefully I'll learn with the passage of time.

    What would you long-timers do if you were me?
    now how could we believe that!! The "red light " districts are on every tourists agenda, and you have never been there. Next thing you will tell us is that you have never been to the Grand Palace (no, me neither)

    anyway, the main thing is...does she have a cute ass?
    I have reported your post

  9. #34
    C13
    Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    now how could we believe that!! The "red light " districts are on every tourists agenda, and you have never been there. Next thing you will tell us is that you have never been to the Grand Palace (no, me neither)

    anyway, the main thing is...does she have a cute ass?
    She sure does, Andy. Your question reminds of the time when I first had anal sex with my girlfriend. The time we made out for the first time I always wanted to try anal sex but I was too afraid to express my desire to her. What if she thought it was gross and turned her off completely? One night in the middle of sex I flipped her over and started gently teasing her arsehole with my pinky. She moaned, so I started pushing it back and forth. She kept breathing hard and making noise like she really liked it! That's when I decided to start teasing her arsehole with the tip of my johnson. All of sudden she reached back, grabed my hips and pulled me in. It felt great and she liked it very much!!!!!! Butt fuck became a part of our sex life.
    Last edited by C13; 29-11-2005 at 10:51 AM.

  10. #35
    Thailand Expat
    Marmite the Dog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    08-09-2014 @ 10:43 AM
    Location
    Simian Islands
    Posts
    34,827
    Quote Originally Posted by C13
    She sure does, Andy. Your question reminds of the time when I first had anal sex with my girlfriend. The time we made out for the first time I always wanted to try anal sex but I was too afraid to express my desire to her. What if she thought it was gross and turned her off completely? One night in the middle of sex I flipped her over and started gently teasing her arsehole with my pinky. She moaned, so I started pushing it back and forth. She kept breathing hard and making noise like she really liked it! That's when I decided to start teasing her arsehole with the tip of my johnson. All of sudden she reached back, grabed my hips and pulled me in. It felt great and she liked it very much!!!!!! Butt fuck became a part of our sex life.
    I'd better go and bash one out!

  11. #36
    Thailand Expat
    DrAndy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Last Online
    25-03-2014 @ 05:29 PM
    Location
    yes
    Posts
    32,028
    cute emoticon MD

    as for you C13, tell us, do you get excited telling us about your sexual exploits? I mean, nobody here would dream of doing that with a nice girlfriend....would we?

    As I was saying, have you been to the Grand Palace? Did you use a condom? why did it go in so easy? why did you flip her over?

    just to get a better picture, you understand.

  12. #37
    Aspiring Guru
    poolcleaner's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    27-07-2006 @ 09:21 PM
    Location
    pratunam
    Posts
    4,456
    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    cute emoticon MD

    as for you C13, tell us, do you get excited telling us about your sexual exploits? I mean, nobody here would dream of doing that with a nice girlfriend....would we?

    As I was saying, have you been to the Grand Palace? Did you use a condom? why did it go in so easy? why did you flip her over?

    just to get a better picture, you understand.
    :roll:

  13. #38
    C13
    Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    cute emoticon MD

    as for you C13, tell us, do you get excited telling us about your sexual exploits? I mean, nobody here would dream of doing that with a nice girlfriend....would we?

    As I was saying, have you been to the Grand Palace? Did you use a condom? why did it go in so easy? why did you flip her over?

    just to get a better picture, you understand.

  14. #39
    Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Last Online
    17-01-2011 @ 08:05 PM
    Posts
    140
    You idiot!
    Is that blunt enough?
    If you want my advice,and believe me I have been through the thai mill for nearly thirty years!
    Don't get involved with the wrong kind of people,it's that simple.
    You are a mug,pure and simple.
    Don't get me wrong,I like the thai,hell my son is one.
    I have lived with two thais for what seems like a lifetime,my son and my ex.
    I do love the thais in many ways,but I also know how they think.
    My son is vain,lazy,loves shopping,always late,hates criticism,is moody,doesn't know the value of money,never thinks about tomorrow,gambles on horses and AFL football,stays up all night....sound familiar?
    He is just like his mum,a thai.
    However he has my pommie dad's brilliant mind for mathematics and economics and plays a mean game of cricket or golf and shows great thai tenacity when competing and is very tough when the weather out there is cruelly hot.
    I love the thai for their endurance and single mindedness when competing.
    But back to your story-tell her to fuck off.
    However

  15. #40
    Newbie Government Grant's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Last Online
    04-07-2007 @ 11:59 PM
    Posts
    16
    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    why did it go in so easy? why did you flip her over?


  16. #41
    Member Shrinking Violet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Last Online
    02-09-2017 @ 04:42 AM
    Location
    Sainsbury's Meat Counter
    Posts
    896
    Hello Government Grant;

    Where have you been all this time? Was it not you who hacked ajarn before?

  17. #42
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    20-09-2006 @ 09:55 PM
    Posts
    2,975
    My head is again hurting trying to remember who Government Grant is/was.

    Would someone pm me please.

    Where is the disprin?

  18. #43
    Aspiring Guru
    poolcleaner's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    27-07-2006 @ 09:21 PM
    Location
    pratunam
    Posts
    4,456
    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sensible
    My head is again hurting trying to remember who Government Grant is/was.

    Would someone pm me please.

    Where is the disprin?
    Government Grant...............that was Dr. Shrink wasn't it?

  19. #44
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    20-09-2006 @ 09:55 PM
    Posts
    2,975
    Ah! Thanks Poolie. I remember it now. That sneaky devil. hehehe

Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •