Penis for dinner

1) Here’s a mold for dick-shaped eggs for breakfast. Doubles as a pancake mold.
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2013/06/7741.jpg

2) Hot dogs: already phallic. But put that sausage on naked man on a stick and that it becomes a proper cock. (Scrotum included.)
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2013/06/7742.jpg

3) Cock-ie cutters so you can make penis cookies. Here’s a sugar cookie recipe you could use. And here’s a gingerbread cookie recipe you could also use, because we don’t discriminate.
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2013/06/7743.jpg

4) Penis-shaped pasta, for dick alla vodka. Maybe not alfredo though you SICK FREAK.
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2013/06/7744.jpg

5) A penis-shaped cake pan lets you have your dick and eat it too. Any store-bought mix would suffice.
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2013/06/7745.jpg

:sorry1:

:dance:

Not getting much eh?:)

:dance::dance:he's seen double

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Originally Posted by aging one

Not getting much eh?:)

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so he's missing out :cmn:

You may mock the cockmunchers, but watch those viewing numbers rise :greddy2:

MOre of a tit man myself.

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2013/06/7747.jpg

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2013/06/7748.jpg

The all time low has a competitor

This must be the children's section....

I posted a frankfurter shaped penis once on TD.
The Dog pm me an abusive message it went something like.
Don't fucking post that shit on here.:)

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Originally Posted by Rural Surin

This must be the children's section....

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where's Fon tonight, Jeff ? :)

Fuk me,

If Socal see's this thread poor old Emma is going to get the shit pounded out of her tonight. :rolleyes:

Friggin Butters will be running around with the horn on as well. :)

Fuked up those two Dudes. :spam2:

You really have to go to Japan for that stuff.

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2013/06/7751.jpg

^unless she goes for some gaijin, that's the biggest corn dog she will ever get her lips around.

It should have been a cheese sausage .

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Originally Posted by Rural Surin

This must be the children's section....

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Probably a few people here still enjoy drawing this stuff on toilet walls.?


I know I do.

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2013/06/7769.jpg

I believe I'll choose the vagina for dinner...

Rare, thank you.

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Originally Posted by Ratchaburi

It should have been a cheese sausage .

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Why?...

^ Lick your thumb, rub it around your bellend, now smell it

^ you need to wash more often.

Even on weekends ?