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    What Type of drunk are you.

    I returned Thailand a few days ago, and spent a couple of days in BKK alone, as i was very tired, and son needed to do stuff for school.

    Well as History seems to repeat itself with me, when drunk i am a total idiot, though saying that i have a good time doing so.

    In two nights i spent 30,000 baht, on wine women and song.

    I read about fellas getting robbed by Thai women, who needs a Thai woman to rob me when i do a good job myself.

    What type of drunk are you.?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yasojack
    In two nights i spent 30,000 baht, on wine women and song.
    That's nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yasojack View Post
    In two nights i spent 30,000 baht, on wine women and song.
    I'm not that sort. I either have to go out to get laid in which case I don't have more than 2 drinks ( brewers droop) OR I go out with the lads in which case I don't by excessive lady drinks because... and I could not drink 15,000 bahts worth even at 250B a drink. But i have been know to buy champagne etc. but usually come in under 10,000. ( I lied about that but know guys who do)

    Then again I guess if I modified my style went out with some mates and did the drinking after the.... and had two girls Eden Club and then went to BED or Q-Bar or.... who knows?

    I did find a bar though that some guys on here could identify with called Le Derriere.
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    Nobody can drink 100 bahts worth of local hooch and still move,after a free ya dong and 5 bahts Lao khao the local damsels seem attractive enough to maintain the population

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yasojack View Post

    In two nights i spent 30,000 baht, on wine women and song.


    What type of drunk are you.?
    A cheap one apparently.......

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    I drink alone, yeah With nobody else I drink alone, yeah With nobody else You know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself Every morning just before breakfast I don't want no coffee or tea Just me and good buddy Weiser That's all I ever need 'Cause I drink alone, yeah With nobody else Yeah, you know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself The other night I laid sleeping And I woke from a terrible dream So I caught up my pal Jack Daniel's And his partner Jimmy Beam And we drank alone, yeah With nobody else Yeah, you know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself The other day I got invited to a party But I stayed home instead Just me and my pal Johnny Walker And his brothers Black and Red And we drank alone, yeah With nobody else Yeah, you know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself My whole family done give up on me And it makes me feel oh so bad The only one who will hang out with me Is my dear Old Grand-Dad And we drink alone, yeah With nobody else Yeah, you know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself

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    Thanks willy it was a nice couple of nights,you will have to come along next time, i will find you a sexy ladyboy you can Rim.

    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Yasojack
    In two nights i spent 30,000 baht, on wine women and song.
    That's nice.

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    I have that intention everytime i visit BKK, though my lust for strange overtakes my senses.

    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Yasojack View Post
    In two nights i spent 30,000 baht, on wine women and song.
    I'm not that sort. I either have to go out to get laid in which case I don't have more than 2 drinks ( brewers droop) OR I go out with the lads in which case I don't by excessive lady drinks because... and I could not drink 15,000 bahts worth even at 250B a drink. But i have been know to buy champagne etc. but usually come in under 10,000. ( I lied about that but know guys who do)

    Then again I guess if I modified my style went out with some mates and did the drinking after the.... and had two girls Eden Club and then went to BED or Q-Bar or.... who knows?

    I did find a bar though that some guys on here could identify with called Le Derriere.

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    I guess I'm a "don't know when to call it time and go home, where's my fukkin phone, someone's shit in my pants and puked all down my shirt, lecherous, happy go lucky" kinda drunk

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    Sexual pest.

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    It must be an age thing, i fall asleep before i have had enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    I guess I'm a "don't know when to call it time and go home, where's my fukkin phone, someone's shit in my pants and puked all down my shirt, lecherous, happy go lucky" kinda drunk
    So basically not much different when sober except you know what you did and when? Where's my smart phone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yasojack
    What type of drunk are you.?
    Fuck knows - I can't remember.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Yasojack
    What type of drunk are you.?
    Fuck knows - I can't remember.
    1 night a week

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    The occasional social, easy-going drunk.
    Unlike days of past.

    Getting too old and responsible to be pissed continually.
    Takes me two days to recover now.

    Hell to get old...

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    I'm the sort of drunk that makes you guys thank your lucky stars you married Thais.

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    I ve spent years practicing and am a pritty tolerant one.


    Over the years I watched thousands get wasted including many on here.


    One thing I have learnt is to spot someone going through the "change" one minute fine the next violent.
    These are the ones who spoil the night and when sober deny they were aggressive or did any wrong doing.

    Never go out with a bloke that's just split up from he's bird or at least don't be the one holding the baby at the end of the night.....


    ........or the Scottish..


    But same as RS said getting on now so time to wind it in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post
    I'm the sort of drunk that makes you guys thank your lucky stars you married Thais.
    Great a party girl who loves a good time, good luck NR & Mr NR

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    I'm an Irish drunk , that says it all ,

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    Quote Originally Posted by snakeeyes
    I'm an Irish drunk , that says it all ,
    Would you like me to start a "what kind of sober person are you" thread?
    Last edited by Aberlour; 29-08-2013 at 08:23 PM.

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    I like to think of myself as a FRIENDLY guy even if I'm really drunk. Hell, who knows, some of the guys and gals on here can say more about that. I don't need trouble and just like having a good time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore View Post
    One thing I have learnt is to spot someone going through the "change" one minute fine the next violent.
    I detest people like that. Best mates one minutes, trying to knock your teeth through the back of your head the next.

    Bloody psychos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore
    Over the years I watched thousands get wasted including many on here.
    You have gotta learn to avoid getting stabbed by your mates when they get drunk Smug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eliminator
    I like to think of myself as a FRIENDLY guy even if I'm really drunk. Hell, who knows, some of the guys and gals on here can say more about that. I don't need trouble and just like having a good time.
    Your the life of the party mate.

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