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    Brits are worst lovers in Europe... according to Brits! Nation comes bottom of list..

    Brits are worst lovers in Europe... according to Brits! Nation comes bottom of list that asked residents to rate sexual performance

    By Chris Brooke
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    23:11 GMT, 20 June 2013 | UPDATED: 23:11 GMT, 20 June 2013

    We may be the worst lovers in Europe, but the British have a wild exhibitionist streak when it comes to sex.

    In the privacy of the bedroom many Britons defy the traditional image of a ‘prudish’ nation by dressing up in costume or filming themselves. And more than one in three people admit to having had sex in a public place.

    A European Sex Survey published today reveals how different nationalities compare and perform in bed...and out of it. Compared to 12 other European countries, the UK is either the most modest or the most useless.

    Sexual performance by country:
    1. Switzerland (mean rating 3.90)
    2. Netherlands (3.85) = Austria (3.85)
    4. Spain (3.77) = Italy (3.77)
    6. Belgium (3.70) = Germany (3.70)
    7. France (3.63) 8. Sweden (3.61)
    9. Finland (3.57)
    10. Norway (3.56)
    11. Denmark (3.45)
    12. UK (3.31)


    The British have come bottom of the Euro sex league, so we are either the worst lovers in Europe or the most modest

    When asked to rate their own sexual performance on a scale of 1 to 5, the UK came bottom of the table with an average 3.3 score.

    The Swiss are the most self-confident lovers in Europe with a score of 3.9, followed by the Dutch and Austrians.

    A similar picture emerges when people are asked to rate the current quality of their sex lives.
    Once again the British are last and the Swiss top the chart for the best sex, with Holland and Spain the next best countries.

    YouGov surveyed more than 14,000 people earlier this year and the results varied significantly between nations.


    Disappointing performance: Brits need to up their game in the bedroom

    The UK was shown to be kinkier than everyone except the Finns. A surprising 11 per cent admitted to ‘dressing up in costume while having sex’ (Finland 14 per cent). While filming your most intimate moments is also catching on.

    A total of 14 per cent said they had filmed or photographed themselves having sex with a partner. This figure was only narrowly beaten by Finland.

    The UK ranked near the top of the table for proportion having sex in a public place (34 per cent). Only Denmark and Austria had more public sex.

    The French, with a reputation for being the world’s premier lovers, prefer the privacy of the bedroom (only 19 per cent have had sex in public).
    But in keeping with their image, many French men and women have had more lovers than they can remember. Just half could name all their previous sexual partners compared to a 64 per cent UK score.

    The Danes and Finns are the most likely to have cheated on a partner, with 32 per cent admitting to being unfaithful (27 per cent UK). The Dutch were the most faithful with only 15 per cent cheating.

    More than two out of three Britons have had a one night stand, but this proportion is far lower than the Scandinavian countries and Denmark (51 per cent) in particular.

    Commenting on the British sex survey performance, David Eastbury of pollsters YouGov said: ‘By coming bottom of the Euro sex league, the British are either the worst lovers in Europe or the most modest.

    ‘Either way, this poll reveals that they are definitely not prudes. People in the UK clearly have an exhibitionist streak to match their continental cousins as shown by their willingness to film and photograph themselves in their most intimate moments.’

    Read more: Brits are worst lovers in Europe... according to Brits! Nation comes bottom of list that asked residents to rate sexual performance | Mail Online

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    geez those fins...

    top of the list when it comes to
    - sex in public places
    - dressing up in costumes
    - filming sex

    must be pretty boring in finland - otherwise...

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    Quote Originally Posted by alitongkat
    1. Switzerland (mean rating 3.90)
    lets see what patsy has to say ...........

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    ^She's not Swiss, she's English/Brit.

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    The Fins don't dress up in costumes.

    One of the partners really is a reindeer.

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    This is a self servay .
    There are people who do it........and those who talk(boast) about doing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ltnt
    She's not Swiss, she's English/Brit.
    she may have chowed down on some swiss cheese though

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    Quote Originally Posted by alitongkat
    Britons defy the traditional image of a ‘prudish’ nation by dressing up in costume

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    I'm Irish.

    I suppose the Swiss have to be the best. Why else do you think I live in this boring country!!!

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    The British Isles have the worst looking women in Europe..

    Is it a wonder why we don't put much effort in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    she may have chowed down on some swiss cheese though
    Head cheese no doubt? What's Looper doing in those high heels?

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    One of the partners really is a reindeer
    so you like to think - real stag movies ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter View Post
    The British Isles have the worst looking women in Europe..

    Is it a wonder why we don't put much effort in?


    If only the Brits realised it as well.

    The minute you step off the train in Paris or Cologne, you can tell straight away by body language that the women are much more classier with a tad more self respect.

    Sex puts too much pressure on the man to please the woman. How about them pulling their weight* as well?

    *no offence Brit chicks

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    If you watch the Jeremy Kyle show, you'll see that most Brit chicks are pulling around a lot of weight!!

    The last time i watched it there was a mum and two daughters, they had to have double seats to be able to sit down!!!

    Jeez, we could be able to put my mum, sis and me on one of those seats. And still have room.

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    I have a fat wallet so I'm a hansum man and great shag all rolled into one, apparently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter View Post
    The British Isles have the worst looking women in Europe..

    Is it a wonder why we don't put much effort in?
    You've never been to Switzerland then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daveboy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter View Post
    The British Isles have the worst looking women in Europe..

    Is it a wonder why we don't put much effort in?
    You've never been to Switzerland then.
    I'm not Swiss. And actually the Swiss women (and men) are not bad looking. Seem to take care of themselves in food, fitness and clothing.

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    Fok off do they swap donkies the lot of them.

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    A 'normal' phrase I keep hearing in the UK is that ''fat women try harder'' usually from someone who is shacked up with one. My mate married one, poor bastard. Surely the novelty of all that extra toilet roll and hospital examination-esque sex has worn off.

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    Who cares .
    I've got a few cans of beer and have just found a lump of stilton cheese , that I forgot to put in the fridge a few days ago.
    I will be having interesting dreams tonight

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    A German GF used to actively avoid getting on top, despite me manouvering her there in the height of passion. Luckily it was a brief fling, and her skin was so pale she wouldn't look out of place on a mortuary slab with a label tied to her toe.

    At least Asian chicks get on top and pull themselves off whilst riding my love pole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    At least Asian chicks get on top and pull themselves off whilst riding my love pole.
    And DJ Pat proves that Brits are crap lovers singlehandedly. The women he's with have to make all the effort.

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    ^No, just at least pretend they're enjoying it, either way they'll be asleep within 10mins anyhow and I'll be back on my sofa getting hammered

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    just at least pretend they're enjoying it, either way they'll be asleep within 10mins anyhow
    And again!

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    I was in a pub in Chalk Farm, London and it was a quiet sunday afternoon. A french guy was trying to chat up an english girl, a regular, and he was using his accent and all that french seduction talk, quite loudly, and other customers found him irritating so he was asked to leave.

    Not through jealousy, just that he was also saying to her how he'd be so passionate cos he was french.

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