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    Predictions of TGS future threads

    The Gentleman Scamp has started another winner of a thread. Cleverly mastered to suck us all in and suck it did. .

    So what will the contents of his future threads be? What direction do you think they will take?

    Will Sandra and TGS live happily ever after in a shanty town? Will the family turn out to be a well organised group of con-artists trying to get all of his money and his Macbook.

    Will he return to Thailand and not bother going back to the Sandra.

    Cast your predictions here.

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    Scampy falls for a ladyboy, Sandra ends up preggers and macbook becomes property of Sandra's family in Shanty town.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    So what will the contents of his future threads be?
    I am waiting for the "Help - I can't eat Pilipino Food" or "My shit has turned green" complimentary threads which sooner or later appear in every forum he posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    So what will the contents of his future threads be?
    I am waiting for the "Help - I can't eat Pilipino Food" or "My shit has turned green" complimentary threads which sooner or later appear in every forum he posts.
    Filipino food is worse than eating shite, but I expect he's found western food in Shanty town.

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    "MMMMMmmmmmmm Sandra, so thats your little sister?"
    Last edited by obsidian; 22-04-2007 at 07:29 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by obsidian
    "MMMMMmmmmmmm Sandra, so thats your little sister?"

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    "sandy, baby...calm down -- any sister of yours is family to me and she was asking about thai massage so i ....."



    (spoken with growing irritation by tgs) "what do you mean its an ancient Fillpino custom? and I dont care if you are her uncle this is a public toilet and i want my goddam pants back!"
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    Help. Emergency. Sandra is a man.

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    Please Help. I've got a boil on the other buttock

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    Help, Sandra's missed her last period by 14 days. What on earth should I do? I have no job. How will we eat? Should I send Sandra back to work?

    This is an emergency!

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    " of course western women let their men put it in the back in fact they love it and often comment how if done daily for a period of weeks their skin lightens and their english improves. now thats my girl.... Ohh..YEH.... Oh Baby!....now, say scissors...."

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    i really wish i hadnt packed my trunk and said goodbye to the circus

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    Has she stopped working, then?

    Sounds like noone has told Scampy yet how much she used to send home every month which will be expected from the proud boyfriend/husband in future!

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    ^ and the (wink/wink - nod/nod) fact that maybe her real job wasnt such a big secret afterall

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    well lets hope we dont see

    'my wife is a prostitute and i don't care'

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    And he hasn't realised yet that it's not just women who can't divorce in the Philippines...I bet Pilipino expat forums are full of this stuff!

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    "sweetheart you got a technique problem, thats all. i really believe a 3-way can help you with this and make you the wife that baby jesus meant you to be. cool? good, now call you friend"

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    Perhaps he could take Sandra to Soi6 and learn some new bj techniques?

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    Folks, while Scampy deserves heaps of abuse, his girlfriend (if she exists) didn't sign up for this. I reckon Scampy's life wouldn't be worth much if she found out all the crap he'd put on the web about her.

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    Help. Emergency. Sandra's just cut my Willy off.


    I don't like see-saws anymore
    Last edited by Thetyim; 22-04-2007 at 09:06 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Begbie View Post
    Folks, while Scampy deserves heaps of abuse, his girlfriend (if she exists) didn't sign up for this. I reckon Scampy's life wouldn't be worth much if she found out all the crap he'd put on the web about her.
    Begbie - Well he claims she knows all about it. However doubt she knows about this thread yet?

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    i think uall r being too harsh!

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    Her family might be interested to have a read through a few Scampy threads in 'ere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    Her family might be interested to have a read through a few Scampy threads in 'ere.
    I'm picking that many spouses would be interested in what their loved ones had written in here at one time or another.....

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    mine woudl have absolutely nothing to worry abt!

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