Ard life innit, dating all of these cheerleaders. Bitches wont leave me alone.
I've got 3 porn stars calling over later, but I've got a headache. Might just watch a show and smoke some kif.
That is not Dating,it's a fan followers site,like following Stephen Fry on Twitter. Socal you have not even met her in the flesh.
That is a nice bit of fanny there Socal. The best IMO out of that whole cheer leading bunch, and not one of them would I kick out of bed for farting
If you have pulled that, take this hi5
They look rough as guts compared to Thai angels.
Meet her once 2 days ago?
Hardly able to call that 'dating' ...
heh Paul, she is a right old stinker. Bet she has a gash like a bucket of smashed crabs.
Regardless, you said you are 'seeing' her. (Does she know you're seeing her?)
When in fact you should have said, you have seen her.
reminds me of that joke.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker, well she's not my girl friend yet.
Looking at the profile she's 35. Reached her cheerleader use by date and looking to get out while she's still got it.
Paul seems concerned about the age difference. it doesn't seem to worry her. (She's 7 years older than him)
Last edited by Cujo; 17-06-2013 at 09:11 AM.
Indeed - but she's on the game so money is money.Originally Posted by Koojo
But I think his name is Matt as well. Hides his identity whilst trying to talk ugly old birds into bed then? Notice he uses biblical names as well.Originally Posted by socal
Heh, Socal, try using Amaziah next time.
Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
i hear he like it chunkyOriginally Posted by Aberlour
Morning, night, day, drunk, any time she will give it up
isn't foreplay suppose to be errrr.(awakening?) sure you doin' it right? maybe you should send her over to me for a lesson or twoOriginally Posted by DJ Pat
If I'm in the mood, I'll stick my tongue up the asshole. If not, the sexiest I'll get is kissing her neck then pulling her underwear off and cumming a minute later, even before I've penetrated her.
I'm great in bed, honest.
Anytime I can't get out of it, sex gets boring after 50 years!
bladdy hell mate, go get some treatment man, you need it,Originally Posted by DJ Pat
Something to make me last longer. Maybe an ugly bitch with spots and huge thighs
Years ago I did use delay spray when I had no confidence in my orgasmic longevity.
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