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    Salad cream stops prostate cancer.

    Yup, just a spoonful a day applied directly to the prostate with the end of a ladyboy cock*
    will stop you getting prostate cancer.



    Spoonful Of Salad Dressing Each Day 'Can Fight Prostate Cancer', Researchers Claim




    *or you can just eat it with your salad.
    Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

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    Yer gonna die of something else before prostate cancer gets you...

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    What if you're not of that persuasion?

    Rather difficult to get up in there for application purposes....
    Unless one can get a loved one to task it out.


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    I think eating the salad cream is being mooted in Neo's link above^^.

    Why the first thing that comes to mind is shoving it up your arse, I really do not know..

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    possibly thats what the research found out?
    shoving it up the arse is more healthy than eating it?

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    Try using a "Turkey Baster?"

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    You bunch of spazzes. Didn't you apply some critical thinking to this before posting this bullshit.

    SNOPES

    snopes.com: Lemons Cure Cancer

    That is close enough.
    All Hail the Snopes*




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    all sorts of things are claimed to stop cancer

    Death is the most effective

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    Where can I get salad cream in Thailand?

    Yeah I know it's the ultimate chav food but it's great for making crisp butties.

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    where do you live, Spin? Lots of places in pattaya of course, villa and foodland in bangkok,;...

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    In another cream rated story:

    In the last '60's more Brylcreem was sold to massage parlours in Thailand than was sold to barbers or sold in shops to consumers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus
    where do you live, Spin? Lots of places in pattaya of course, villa and foodland in bangkok,;...
    Khon Kaen, anyone wanna put some on the bus to me?

    I'll atm the money to you first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    What if you're not of that persuasion?

    Rather difficult to get up in there for application purposes....
    Unless one can get a loved one to task it out.

    Only for a homophobe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spin View Post
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    where do you live, Spin? Lots of places in pattaya of course, villa and foodland in bangkok,;...
    Khon Kaen, anyone wanna put some on the bus to me?

    I'll atm the money to you first.
    Make it yourself, Mayonnaise is dead simple. It's just a version of mayo, aint it ?

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    he said salad cream, not Mayo, a very different beast

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    salad cream is thin mayo...

    you can buy salad cream really everywhere, the local brands come in glasses...

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    Some use Salad cream as a lube for sex !!!

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2203434AAk8O6T

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    Quote Originally Posted by boloa View Post
    Some use Salad cream as a lube for sex !!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Spin View Post
    Where can I get salad cream in Thailand?

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    If Salad cream is not available you can always >

    2- Masturbate
    How it works: Now before you shake your fist in anger, allow us to explain. By no means is AskMen promoting that men everywhere start masturbating to prevent prostate cancer. But several studies conducted in the last few years have indeed suggested that masturbation protects against prostate cancer. Actually, it was ejaculation, achieved by either sex or masturbation, that showed benefit.

    Just how does ejaculation protect against prostate cancer? One theory is that it allows the prostate to clear itself of carcinogens. In other words, masturbation may literally clean your pipes.

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    No mention of Mayo or Salad Cream in the article, unsurprisingly. Just says that replacing carbs and animal fats in the diet with vegetable oils may reduce the risk of mortality. Hardly earth-shattering. I guess the HuffPo thought that "Spoonful of Salad Dressing", even though nothing to do with the JAMA article, was just a little bit snappier than

    We observed 315 events of lethal prostate cancer and 1064 deaths (median follow-up, 8.4 years). Crude rates per 1000 person-years for lethal prostate cancer were as follows (highest vs lowest quintile of fat intake): 7.6 vs 7.3 for saturated, 6.4 vs 7.2 for monounsaturated, 5.8 vs 8.2 for polyunsaturated, 8.7 vs 6.1 for trans, 8.3 vs 5.7 for animal, and 4.7 vs 8.7 for vegetable fat. For all-cause mortality, the rates were 28.4 vs 21.4 for saturated, 20.0 vs 23.7 for monounsaturated, 17.1 vs 29.4 for polyunsaturated, 32.4 vs 17.1 for trans, 32.0 vs 17.2 for animal, and 15.4 vs 32.7 for vegetable fat. Replacing 10% of energy intake from carbohydrate with vegetable fat was associated with a lower risk of lethal prostate cancer (hazard ratio [HR], 0.71; 95% CI, 0.51-0.98; P = .04) and all-cause mortality (HR, 0.74; 95% CI, 0.61-0.88; P = .001). No other fats were associated with lethal prostate cancer. Saturated and trans fats after diagnosis (replacing 5% and 1% of energy from carbohydrate, respectively) were associated with higher all-cause mortality (HR, 1.30 [95% CI, 1.05-1.60; P = .02] and 1.25 [95% CI, 1.05-1.49; P = .01], respectively).
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    I don't have salad cream at home so I just take the one in the restaurant in to the bathroom. The restaurant ones always come with a useful pointy squirting nozzle for insertion.



    Thai sweet chilli sauce can also sort out your piles I found!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    No mention of Mayo or Salad Cream in the article, unsurprisingly.
    Phew Bob, your such cynic... take a leaf out of Loopers book.
    It's just as much holistic as it is scientific

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    Quote Originally Posted by alitongkat View Post
    salad cream is thin mayo...

    you can buy salad cream really everywhere, the local brands come in glasses...
    Real mayo is thin [true French versions].....not that congealed manufactured crap that has passed itself off as mayonnaise.

    Think: Aioli.
    If you can make this.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    I just take the one in the restaurant in to the bathroom. The restaurant ones always come with a useful pointy squirting nozzle for insertion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    If Salad cream is not available you can always >

    2- Masturbate
    How it works: Now before you shake your fist in anger, allow us to explain. By no means is AskMen promoting that men everywhere start masturbating to prevent prostate cancer. But several studies conducted in the last few years have indeed suggested that masturbation protects against prostate cancer. Actually, it was ejaculation, achieved by either sex or masturbation, that showed benefit.

    Just how does ejaculation protect against prostate cancer? One theory is that it allows the prostate to clear itself of carcinogens. In other words, masturbation may literally clean your pipes.
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