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I'm based in South Thailand.
It rains a lot, but it is also hot and sunny a lot.
The days and nights are split about 50/50 hours wise.
The soil is often waterlogged, but is based on limestone and normally quite fertile.
My wife has a massive thumb.
I have been trying for years to grow cojones, but the truth is it's just not happening.
Everytime they seem to be taking root, they wither and die.
I need the advice of the TeakDoor wise.
You mean these?:
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2013/06/3634.jpg
Tell her to take her thumb out of your arse and grow a pair yourself
Are you sure thats a thumb ?
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2013/06/3634.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by FailSafe
No.
These.
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2013/06/3635.jpg
Until such time as the cojones are grown, i can't tell her anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by bobo746
If thumbs are 14" long, vibrate, and are coated in a jelly like substance, then yes, fatso.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
Ahhh. Get fucked Friday.
As is, was, and ever shall be.
Give us a bell yer northern poofta....
Unless one swaps a rice and petroleum based product for a hops and yeast one.Quote:
Originally Posted by somtamslap
Have you considered hydroponics?
^ Dude. I piss my pants regularly.
first the wife's thumb needs to be painted green
then bury the eggs about 1 inch under a layer of moist manure which as it decomposes should cause a comfortable exothermic reaction
regular watering and a light shade should encourage germination
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Originally Posted by withnallstoke
and you are under it
well done, who needs cojones when you can go out and get pissed
According to the wife, and i quote her in a most poetic moment,
"Warm Chang doth not the cojones grow,
you snivelling no balled bastard."
^ :smileylaughing:
:smileylaughing:
Don't give me the laughing dude.
It's allright for you mingling with the southerners and thinking you have cochones, but when it boils down to it,
Miraculous you call it babe
You ain't seen nothing yet
They've got Pepsi in the Andes
McDonalds in Tibet
Yosemite's been turned into
A golf course for the Japs
The Dead Sea is alive with rap
Between the Tigris and Euphrates
There's a leisure centre now
They've got all kinds of sports
They've got Bermuda shorts
They had sex in Pennsylvania
A Brazilian grew a tree
A doctor in Manhattan
Saved a dying man for free
It's a miracle
Another Miracle
By the grace of God Almighty
And the pressures of the marketplace
The human race has civilized itself
It's a miracle
We've got warehouses of butter
We've got oceans of wine
We've got famine when we need it
Got designer crime
We've got Mercedes
We've got Porsche
Ferrari and Rolls Royce
We've got choice
She said meet me
In the Garden of Gethsemene my dear
The Lord said Peter I can see
Your house from here
An honest family man
Finally reaped what he had sown
A farmer in Ohio has just repaid a loan
It's a miracle
By the grace of God Almighty
And the pressures of the marketplace
The human race has civilized itself
It's a miracle
We cower in our shelters
With our hands over our ears
Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff
Runs for years and years and years
An earthquake hits the theater
But the operetta lingers
Then the piano lid comes down
And breaks his fucking fingers
It's a miracle
It would be nice to put a link in here, but it seems like Woger has gobbed his dummy out.
klarse. once married ya never get ya cojones back.
I asked the wife nicely, but she flat out refused to discuss the topic.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingwilly
I think she has cojones in abundance.
Or in a jar.
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Originally Posted by kingwilly
You're married, correct? :mid:
I once studied cojones growing at Aberystwyth Agricultural College, known as the ABC by the more alphabetically challenged.
I think this bloke wrote the course books.
Jilted John- Gordon is a Moron - YouTube