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    Sleeping with women - advice needed

    Do all you married guys sleep together in a regular bed?

    I cannot sleep at the weekend with Taiwan girly wriggling around on the mattress every 30 minutes.

    I was thinking about getting 2 single beds side by side so when she wobbles around it won't wake me up.

    At the moment I usually go and sleep in the spare room once she has nodded off.

    Or I could become chaste and celibate and give up sex and girlfriends.

    Suggestions?

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    Two single beds pushed together is the way forward.

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    Depends on situation....all different.

    My missus and I share a common trait - either on of us tosses or turns when sleeping. Affords us to sleep close together anyway.
    Last edited by Rural Surin; 06-06-2013 at 08:54 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Depends on situation....all different.

    My missus and I share a common trait - either on of us tosses or turns when sleeping. Affords us to close together anyway.
    Stanley Unwin could not have put it more succinctly.

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    Get two single beds if it's good enough for the Queen and her wanker of a husband it's good enough for you , or else trade her in for a none wriggly one ,

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    Buy a decent mattress. Failing that, kick her out of the bed.

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    Well I'm married, 2 kids what's sex.
    Wife goes to watch Thai soap in the kids bedroom, no TV in ours, she and kids fall asleep, I come in and switch the TV off. Sometimes she wakes early and comes and joins me, I'm sound asleep then., By the time I wake the kids are up, end of story. Jim

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    1) Take the TV out from the bedroom.
    2) Make sure the curtains are full blackout.
    3) No cute night lights (just a torch in case of electricity failure)
    4) Pillow or bolster..... whatever she prefers.
    5) Warm shower before bed.

    Sleep will come.

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    Why is she still your bed once you wipe your cock clean on the curtain.......... she should be cleaning that.

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    Get a decent mattress, a car could fall on her side of mine and I won't feel it.
    Get some of those long pillows and she will end up wrapped up in them instead of bothering you.
    Or just use hookers and kick them out after the business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    Do all you married guys sleep together in a regular bed?
    I've only met a few of the other married guys on TD but as far as I'm aware none of us have ever shared a bed with one another.

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    Get a bigger bed and a decent mattress.

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    Get hammered in the living room and pass out. That's what I did when I was married. after a while the wife stopped bothering to wake me up.

    No wonder she had an affair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    Do all you married guys sleep together in a regular bed?
    I've only met a few of the other married guys on TD but as far as I'm aware none of us have ever shared a bed with one another.

    oh, that wasn't you then?

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    Once i've had my 60seconds of fun and i've spunked up them, i tend to position myself to the furthest edge of the bed and face the wall..

    Cuddling makes me hot..
    Being close to her is annoying
    Listening to her breathing annoys me

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    ^ take it you don't sleep in the wet patch on the sheets.

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    I do hate the sleeping cuddled up thing, it's comfy for about 10 mins then it becomes too hot and I get turned on again due to the physical contact and my habit of wanking off to help me drop off becomes difficult. I usually wank into an old pillow case which isn't possible with some bitch next to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter View Post
    Once i've had my 60seconds of fun and i've spunked up them, i tend to position myself to the furthest edge of the bed and face the wall..

    Cuddling makes me hot..
    Being close to her is annoying
    Listening to her breathing annoys me
    Always knew you were a romantic nd sensitive fellow....

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    That is interesting. It is not a bad mattress I thought but I will investigate options.

    The bed is wooden frame with mattress sitting on wooden slats and it is a nice design so I don't really want to change it but I will if I must.

    I have a queen-size (aus queen = 5 feet wide) but maybe need a king (aus king = 6 feet wide).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    I cannot sleep at the weekend with Taiwan girly wriggling around on the mattress every 30 minutes.
    1-Spike her evening tea

    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    I was thinking about getting 2 single beds side by side so when she wobbles around it won't wake me up.
    2-Spike her evening tea

    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    At the moment I usually go and sleep in the spare room once she has nodded off.
    3-Get rid of the her
    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    Or I could become chaste and celibate and give up sex and girlfriends.
    4-Get a ladyboy


    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    Suggestions?
    Yea

    Go for option 4

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
    Once i've had my 60seconds of fun and i've spunked up them, i tend to position myself to the furthest edge of the bed and face the wall..

    Cuddling makes me hot..
    Being close to her is annoying
    Listening to her breathing annoys me
    LOVELY, She Must love long time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    Or just use hookers and kick them out after the business.
    Sorted

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    but maybe need a king
    EXACTLY.

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    Last year my wife caught TB and after spending two weeks in Hospital she was told we must sleep apart until she had the all clear. Even after getting the all clear we have kept separate bedroom.If anything our sex-life has improved as sex has become more spontaneous plus we are both getting a good nights sleep.
    Also My wife likes a very hard matters and I prefer a slightly softer one,as we have one of each she was always complaining complaining the soft one gave her a back-ache and I complained the hard one gave me dead arms...........now we have a bed each we are both happy.
    Last edited by boloa; 07-06-2013 at 10:14 AM.
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