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    Thai woman and the toilet hose

    There seems to be a widespread culture of squirting high pressure water up their cu*nts as a method of contraception.

    I've witnessed it first hand a couple of times, and i was told "no problem i can clean" when me and some bitch i met of plenty of fish i had ran out of condoms. (i ordered some from room service in the end)

    It's like another "pulling out" - Pretty safe, but not 100%
    Squirting water + Pulling out could be combined for extra safe sex but still not 100%

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    I thought they used high pressure water as a sort of female wank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
    Thai woman and the toilet hose
    Which Thai woman? Or did you mean Thai women?

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    I wa married to a women for 10 years and we never used contraception, she just used to go to the toilet after sex and I often wondered what she did but it worked. We had one child and I remember the night she got pregnant as she didn't go to the toilet afterwards.

    Pretty amazing really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bung
    I was married to a women for 10 years
    You mean woman surely?

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    Yes. It's early.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bung View Post
    Yes. It's early.
    So you'll be marrying some women later then?


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    I heard, from a lady at the somtam shop, that not only does spraying water up the cunny stop pregnancy, it also stops hiv, hep, herpes and all sorts - it's truly amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter View Post
    There seems to be a widespread culture of squirting high pressure water up their cu*nts as a method of contraception.

    I've witnessed it first hand a couple of times, and i was told "no problem i can clean" when me and some bitch i met of plenty of fish i had ran out of condoms. (i ordered some from room service in the end)

    It's like another "pulling out" - Pretty safe, but not 100%
    Squirting water + Pulling out could be combined for extra safe sex but still not 100%
    Condoms aren't just to stop the woman getting pregnant you know.
    They're to protect your dick.
    If she's prepared to go bareback then you need to be extra careful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    I heard, from a lady at the somtam shop, that not only does spraying water up the cunny stop pregnancy, it also stops hiv, hep, herpes and all sorts - it's truly amazing.
    Must have been holy water.

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    I wish i knew about these water nozzles when living in the states. Even when i piss i use it to massage my anus

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    Ah, the old bum gun has many uses

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    Quote Originally Posted by yankee99 View Post
    I wish i knew about these water nozzles when living in the states. Even when i piss i use it to massage my anus
    You sit down to piss ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by yankee99 View Post
    I wish i knew about these water nozzles when living in the states. Even when i piss i use it to massage my anus
    You sit down to piss ?
    Not in public, but the bum gun at home is invaluable . . . so: who doesn't

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    Quote Originally Posted by yankee99 View Post
    I wish i knew about these water nozzles when living in the states. Even when i piss i use it to massage my anus
    You should do what Butterfly does and use a ladyboys nozzle to massage your anus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    I heard, from a lady at the somtam shop, that not only does spraying water up the cunny stop pregnancy, it also stops hiv, hep, herpes and all sorts - it's truly amazing.

    what sort of conversation was that!?

    "Give me a Som Tam, please, only two chillies"

    "Yes, Mr, I can do that. Did you know about spraying water up your kunt?"

    "No, but I don't want it too hot. What is the point?"

    "Ha, you Farang, not like hot. Well......" etc etc
    I have reported your post

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    There is some kind of animal, I can't remember which one, and it has a penis attachment for cleaning out a female's vagina prior to sex. It is to get rid of rival's sperm and ensure personal propagation. Just thinking it would be a mighty handy attachment if you could get one for your own knob for cleaning out afterwards.

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    That's a suggested reason for the shape of the glans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Just thinking it would be a mighty handy attachment if you could get one for your own knob for cleaning out afterwards.

    It's called a bum gun. Use it to give her a fresh cleansing douche before you chop, Best to use warm water as a cold cnut is a bit ordinary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
    when me and some bitch i met of plenty of fish i had ran out of condoms
    What the hell does that mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
    when me and some bitch i met of plenty of fish i had ran out of condoms
    What the hell does that mean?
    It means that he barebacked a freelance prostitute who was posing as a civie on as dating website called Plenty Of Fish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
    when me and some bitch i met of plenty of fish i had ran out of condoms
    What the hell does that mean?
    It means that he barebacked a freelance prostitute who was posing as a civie on as dating website called Plenty Of Fish.
    Really? How sordid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    That's a suggested reason for the shape of the glans.
    Does yours have a reverse scooping collar around the edge Willy?

    Suggest posting a pic in 'members'!

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    Play it smart! No one but Ant would think to stick it up her ass unless she was a bloke that way she can't get pregnant and you wouldn't be poking around in a in an AID's infested pussy with 1/2 a liter of bog wash up there.
    Oh yeah don't forget your toothbrush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
    when me and some bitch i met of plenty of fish i had ran out of condoms
    What the hell does that mean?

    It doesn't matter; what is important is that he is posting in the community, a big improvement

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