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Old 06-06-2013, 03:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Thai woman and the toilet hose

There seems to be a widespread culture of squirting high pressure water up their cu*nts as a method of contraception.

I've witnessed it first hand a couple of times, and i was told "no problem i can clean" when me and some bitch i met of plenty of fish i had ran out of condoms. (i ordered some from room service in the end)

It's like another "pulling out" - Pretty safe, but not 100%
Squirting water + Pulling out could be combined for extra safe sex but still not 100%
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I thought they used high pressure water as a sort of female wank.
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Which Thai woman? Or did you mean Thai women?
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I wa married to a women for 10 years and we never used contraception, she just used to go to the toilet after sex and I often wondered what she did but it worked. We had one child and I remember the night she got pregnant as she didn't go to the toilet afterwards.

Pretty amazing really.
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You mean woman surely?
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So you'll be marrying some women later then?


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I heard, from a lady at the somtam shop, that not only does spraying water up the cunny stop pregnancy, it also stops hiv, hep, herpes and all sorts - it's truly amazing.
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There seems to be a widespread culture of squirting high pressure water up their cu*nts as a method of contraception.

I've witnessed it first hand a couple of times, and i was told "no problem i can clean" when me and some bitch i met of plenty of fish i had ran out of condoms. (i ordered some from room service in the end)

It's like another "pulling out" - Pretty safe, but not 100%
Squirting water + Pulling out could be combined for extra safe sex but still not 100%
Condoms aren't just to stop the woman getting pregnant you know.
They're to protect your dick.
If she's prepared to go bareback then you need to be extra careful.
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I heard, from a lady at the somtam shop, that not only does spraying water up the cunny stop pregnancy, it also stops hiv, hep, herpes and all sorts - it's truly amazing.
Must have been holy water.
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I wish i knew about these water nozzles when living in the states. Even when i piss i use it to massage my anus
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Ah, the old bum gun has many uses
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You sit down to piss ?
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You sit down to piss ?
Not in public, but the bum gun at home is invaluable . . . so: who doesn't
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You should do what Butterfly does and use a ladyboys nozzle to massage your anus.
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I heard, from a lady at the somtam shop, that not only does spraying water up the cunny stop pregnancy, it also stops hiv, hep, herpes and all sorts - it's truly amazing.

what sort of conversation was that!?

"Give me a Som Tam, please, only two chillies"

"Yes, Mr, I can do that. Did you know about spraying water up your kunt?"

"No, but I don't want it too hot. What is the point?"

"Ha, you Farang, not like hot. Well......" etc etc
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There is some kind of animal, I can't remember which one, and it has a penis attachment for cleaning out a female's vagina prior to sex. It is to get rid of rival's sperm and ensure personal propagation. Just thinking it would be a mighty handy attachment if you could get one for your own knob for cleaning out afterwards.
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That's a suggested reason for the shape of the glans.
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Just thinking it would be a mighty handy attachment if you could get one for your own knob for cleaning out afterwards.

It's called a bum gun. Use it to give her a fresh cleansing douche before you chop, Best to use warm water as a cold cnut is a bit ordinary.
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when me and some bitch i met of plenty of fish i had ran out of condoms
What the hell does that mean?
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when me and some bitch i met of plenty of fish i had ran out of condoms
What the hell does that mean?
It means that he barebacked a freelance prostitute who was posing as a civie on as dating website called Plenty Of Fish.
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when me and some bitch i met of plenty of fish i had ran out of condoms
What the hell does that mean?
It means that he barebacked a freelance prostitute who was posing as a civie on as dating website called Plenty Of Fish.
Really? How sordid.
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That's a suggested reason for the shape of the glans.
Does yours have a reverse scooping collar around the edge Willy?

Suggest posting a pic in 'members'!
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Play it smart! No one but Ant would think to stick it up her ass unless she was a bloke that way she can't get pregnant and you wouldn't be poking around in a in an AID's infested pussy with 1/2 a liter of bog wash up there.
Oh yeah don't forget your toothbrush.
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What the hell does that mean?

It doesn't matter; what is important is that he is posting in the community, a big improvement
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