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    The most bizarre things you have seen on your Travels

    one of the most bizarre must of been in Manila, just before the Marcos coup.

    We were in a Jeepney there was a fella dead in the side of the road, we asked the driver to stop, so we could go to his aid and he responded why you want to go to jail, people were crossing the road to avoid going anywhere near the body.

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    How we're you gonna help the dead guy?
    maybe the driver had you pegged as a necrophiliac ?

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    Voodoo in the Dominican Republic.

    Makes your hair stand on end it does...

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    Saw this fat bloke kissing the tarmac on the runway at swampy.......


















    .......just before he boarded a plane back to Blighty.

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    ^I didn't realize Smeg was a tubby?

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    ^ He's talking about slaps

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    ^ wasn't kissing, he was throwing up 6 large changes and a bottle of LK.

    Weirdest thing was me in my early 20s leaving a bar in Patpong with a nubile young thing hanging off me and bumbling into my form 3 English teacher Mr Hastings coming out of kings castle with LB in tow.

    Small world innit..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yasojack
    one of the most bizarre must of been in Manila
    A month in Manila and I've seen some bizarre stuff.

    The funniest is the guy outside the poker room. No one wants to listen to everyone's 'bad beat' stories, so there's a guy outside where they players can go smoke when they're steaming, and you can pay him 200 Pesos to listen to the losing hand story in detail, maximum 15 minutes. Sometimes there's a queue. The guy is cleaning up. probably the only winner in the house.

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    A large python slithering across the soi and the traffic stopping as it did so.

    In Bangkok

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    In London, an old telephone box is now also an ATM


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    Seen a lot of strange stuff in my time, last month some sort of fertility festival down the road. lots of lads and men dressed as women carrying big paper and wooden penises and wooden puppets having sex on hand carts.
    See pigs heads and candles placed under magic trees, all very colorful local traditions, parties for dead Monks with dancing girls in little more than bikinis.
    The strangest thing I have ever come across was in the USA, don't remember the name of the town, somewhere east of Montana. Walked into a chicken place and ordered a take away [ had hair then ] a stunning blonde girl said, I love your ascent, whats your name. I couldn't resist and said Bond, James Bond. She said would you like to go for a drink mister Bond. Now that's the weirdest thing I have come across. Jim

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamescollister View Post
    Seen a lot of strange stuff in my time, last month some sort of fertility festival down the road. lots of lads and men dressed as women carrying big paper and wooden penises and wooden puppets having sex on hand carts.
    See pigs heads and candles placed under magic trees, all very colorful local traditions, parties for dead Monks with dancing girls in little more than bikinis.
    The strangest thing I have ever come across was in the USA, don't remember the name of the town, somewhere east of Montana. Walked into a chicken place and ordered a take away [ had hair then ] a stunning blonde girl said, I love your ascent, whats your name. I couldn't resist and said Bond, James Bond. She said would you like to go for a drink mister Bond. Now that's the weirdest thing I have come across. Jim
    Did you? etc.. etc....

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    Very forward the ladies are in the US, i lived in santa Monica years ago when i was young and handsome, and would often get picked up, but the ones that where to blunt about it got knocked back(several times had made eye contact with a girl in bars, and they would walk over and ask you wanna fuck me tonight, was pretty to forward for me.no doubt i missed out.

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    [QUOTE="withnallstoke"]Saw this fat bloke kissing the tarmac on the runway at swampy......

    You'll see an even fatter bloke when I return.

    Pints of ale and packets of monster munch generally feature of an evening here in blighty..

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    Quote Originally Posted by the dogcatcher View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jamescollister View Post
    Seen a lot of strange stuff in my time, last month some sort of fertility festival down the road. lots of lads and men dressed as women carrying big paper and wooden penises and wooden puppets having sex on hand carts.
    See pigs heads and candles placed under magic trees, all very colorful local traditions, parties for dead Monks with dancing girls in little more than bikinis.
    The strangest thing I have ever come across was in the USA, don't remember the name of the town, somewhere east of Montana. Walked into a chicken place and ordered a take away [ had hair then ] a stunning blonde girl said, I love your ascent, whats your name. I couldn't resist and said Bond, James Bond. She said would you like to go for a drink mister Bond. Now that's the weirdest thing I have come across. Jim
    Did you? etc.. etc....
    If I hadn't been thinking of marriage to another very blonde girl at the the time in the UK. Think I would have married the girl and moved to nowhere USA.
    Life is at trip and you never know where it takes you. Jim

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    2011: A Thai cop joins in the Halloween fun whilst on duty in Banglampoo


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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    A large python slithering across the soi and the traffic stopping as it did so.

    In Bangkok

    No-one killed it because . . . well, simply because?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OckerRocker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    A large python slithering across the soi and the traffic stopping as it did so.

    In Bangkok

    No-one killed it because . . . well, simply because?
    Don't know about BKK, but out here in the boonies, it's considered good luck if a snake crosses the road in front of you. JIm

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    Driving through a small outback town in N.S.W. OZ we noticed that the town seemed deserted,all the doors and windows in the houses were open,the pub was open with music playing and no-one in it,kind of spooky,

    We drove around the corner and as we were passing the local school we seen what appeared to be the entire population of this town standing around the schools' swimming pool with fishing rods in their hands.

    Too much like the twilight zone for me so we got the hell out of town real quick.
    You're fat,Ill fro you in the river

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    Well while traveling Across Texas in the 60s I got a part time job working on the sixth floor of the book depositary and I found this gun.....



    ..... Phew that was close

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    Most bizarre thing I've ever seen is foreigners moving to another country, complaining about it non-stop as if they were from some sort of actual utopia. As well as 'investing' money into a society they'll never be a real member of.

    Confused thoroughly. It's as if common sense was in suspended animation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamescollister View Post
    Don't know about BKK, but out here in the boonies, it's considered good luck if a snake crosses the road in front of you. JIm
    That's because it's easier to see.

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    Ashura. Really teaches you about muslim brainwashing, the air is electric.

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    came across this old lady when i was cycling from mae salong to chiang saen,fishing in a hole in the road.was most amazed.

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