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    Oral sex gave me cancer, says Michael Douglas

    Oral sex gave me cancer, says Michael Douglas
    June 3, 2013


    Michael Douglas, pictured in 2007.
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    Actor Michael Douglas believes oral sex gave him throat cancer.

    The Oscar winner was diagnosed three years ago but fought the disease and is now working towards a full recovery.

    He told Britain's The Guardian newspaper he initially thought the stress of his son Cameron's incarceration brought on his cancer, but he has since learned he may have contracted it from cunnilingus.

    Douglas persistently battled claims he was a sex addict long before he wed Catherine Zeta-Jones.

    "Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus," he tells the newspaper.

    "I did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer."

    Cancer experts believe HPV, a sexually transmitted virus which causes cervical and anal cancer, is a contributing factor in the rise of throat cancer.

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    think i'll start spitting on my hand in future

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    This is the news thread. Not a place for jokes.

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    The Missus will be devastated, I'd only just found the clit

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    This is the news thread. Not a place for jokes.
    Now now Psuedo be nice ,or are you not of the opinion that Indeed sometimes the news is one huge fucking joke

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    If this is true the occurrence of throat cancer among lesbians would be higher than in other groups right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    The Missus will be devastated, I'd only just found the clit
    It must be heaven sent to have a tongue like a giraffe and being able to breath through ones ears!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    The Missus will be devastated, I'd only just found the clit
    Amateur.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    I'd only just found the clit
    Well ???? let us all in on the secret.

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    Quote Originally Posted by piwanoi
    a giraffe
    Whale is the go , nine foot tongue and a hole in the top of the head to breath through ...........................

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobo746 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    I'd only just found the clit
    Well ???? let us all in on the secret.

    what's a clit?

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    4 people here I've heard of have died of throat cancer. Reckon it's mostly the alcohol and cigarettes, but there is a school of thought that reckons cancer is a fungus of sorts and HPV is fungal. HPV causes cancer - this is well known.

    There are ways to immunise yourself using anti-fungals.

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    ^^ Apparently Dillinger knows what it is and where it is he's the man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    what's a clit?
    The new car from Renault?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier View Post
    4 people here I've heard of have died of throat cancer. Reckon it's mostly the alcohol and cigarettes, but there is a school of thought that reckons cancer is a fungus of sorts and HPV is fungal. HPV causes cancer - this is well known.

    There are ways to immunise yourself using anti-fungals.
    Are you trying to insinuate that Cath Jones has a fungus riddled snatch?


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    For heaven's sakes. I could get addicted to that.^

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    This thread needs pics.



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    OK

    second thoughts, better not, too nasty

    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier
    but there is a school of thought that reckons cancer is a fungus of sorts and HPV is fungal. HPV causes cancer - this is well known. There are ways to immunise yourself using anti-fungals.
    HPV is a virus (the V) not a fungus

    and teenkids can be successfully vaccinated against some of the cancer causing varieties

    STD Facts - Human papillomavirus (HPV)

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
    OK

    second thoughts, better not, too nasty

    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier
    but there is a school of thought that reckons cancer is a fungus of sorts and HPV is fungal. HPV causes cancer - this is well known. There are ways to immunise yourself using anti-fungals.
    HPV is a virus (the V) not a fungus

    and teenkids can be successfully vaccinated against some of the cancer causing varieties

    STD Facts - Human papillomavirus (HPV)
    Sorry, while not a doctor what I meant was is that Cancer is fungal.

    While we're on the topic of cancer, what are your thoughts on cannabis oil as a treatment for cancer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by bobo746 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    I'd only just found the clit
    Well ???? let us all in on the secret.

    what's a clit?
    It's a Fortuna, every cunts got one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mid
    Cancer experts believe HPV, a sexually transmitted virus which causes cervical and anal cancer
    Anal cancer? I didn't even know they had anal cancer.

    If Catherine Zeta Jones offers me a rim-job I think I'll take the risk!


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    Lovers of squirters beware

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    I didn't even know they had anal cancer.
    Think Farrah Fawcett...Ferrah Leni...

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