Thread: How Have Thai People Impressed You Today?

Originally Posted by Necron99

It is, in my experience, the norm.

the only exception I have found is at the toll gate at don muang

Originally Posted by baldrick

the only exception I have found is at the toll gate at don muang

That used to be my favourite. They charge 80bt now at the next gate!

I've only ever had Thais impressed with me

Were they impressed that you were a DJ or that you paid the check-bin?

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Was it EA Tetras Blast? Because I took your top score today

it was! well Tetris Blitz... and dammit! and it shows you my score? i couldn't see anyone elses...

edit: it shows you beat me by 50k... sigh.

Originally Posted by gaysexbyproxy

Were they impressed that you were a DJ or that you paid the check-bin?

No just that I wanked a monkey off

I had to take me daughter to the eye clinic at Monkut Wattana Hospital today. Over the last 3 months she has had a really red left eye 3 times. The latest right now. She has just used EyeMo and in a day or two it cleared up but kept coming back. Now she has been studying for and taking IGCSE exams the last couple of months, so we thought simple eye strain.

Got a great doctor, and he listened to my tale of eye strain, and simply said, "dont you think it would be two eyes then, dont you use both when you read?" Then I felt a bit silly.

So he puts her on the eye check machine and after a moment out comes an umm....... turns out she has long eyelashes and some grow the wrong way and back into her eye. Almost too small to see if you dont know what you are looking for. Cleaned it up, told her to great delight she should wear mascara as it keeps the eyelashes up. But the best part was calling me over to have a look. Those machines are cool, he took his time, was polite and funny and the whole thing only cost me 500 baht with medicine.

How Have Thai People Impressed You Today?

They haven't, not today and not for a while.

Originally Posted by gaysexbyproxy

Were they impressed that you were a DJ or that you paid the check-bin?

Pat doesn't pay the bill, he does a runner

My Thai GF impressed me last night, night before, night before,--you get the idea.

Originally Posted by Yemen

--you get the idea

yes.........same here

Not being a car owner when I lived in BKK when I do need a car I simply rent one which is what I did when I moved East from Bangkok earlier in the year. In running around the roads, and out in the sticks, I climbed to the top of a hill following a house for sale sign, and and car shuddered to a stop. The fuel was full, but the whole car was dead. So I called the hire car firm, but then realised that actually I did not have a clue where I was so I walked to the nearest house and a thai guy took the phone and started speaking with them. Next minute, this stranger got me a bottle of water from his house, and a fee bep noons later one of his mates arrived with a pick up. He poked around in the car a bit, attached some jump leads, and the car sparked to life. Stranger bloke jumped in the car with me, and directed me about 3 miles to a place to get a new battery which seemed to be the problem, negotiated the price down, handed me the receipt for the car hire firm, and directed us back to his house where upon he got out, closed the door and never looked back.

That chap helped heaps and never wanted a thing in return. Nevertheless when I moved down here I went to great lengths to find his house and propped a bottle of JW black inside his gate as a thank you. Knowing my luck he will be a recovering alcoholic and I just ruined his life.

^ LOL

You know the old saying - "no good deed goes unpunished"......

Originally Posted by gaysexbyproxy

The old lady cleaned the shit out of my house, no request. Her idea.

Homeboy at the fried chicken joint hooked me up with 3 extra wings on a B100 purchase.

Guy at the gas station misheard me and filled up more than I asked for. Minor amount, but without hesitation told me it was ll good.

How have Thai people impressed you today?

*Bonus points for pics I can wank to.

My Thai lady made me some great WOP food. And did the dishes.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

^ LOL

You know the old saying - "no good deed goes unpunished"......

Heh...that's right.

The Thai was probably a vodka drinker and was expecting a bottle of Grey Goose!

A toll both attendant impressed me with his fussing over a child sat in the lap of his mother while she was driving her Fortuna on the Rama 9 highway. That is impressive!

Originally Posted by socal

Originally Posted by gaysexbyproxy

The old lady cleaned the shit out of my house, no request. Her idea.

Homeboy at the fried chicken joint hooked me up with 3 extra wings on a B100 purchase.

Guy at the gas station misheard me and filled up more than I asked for. Minor amount, but without hesitation told me it was ll good.

How have Thai people impressed you today?

*Bonus points for pics I can wank to.

My Thai lady made me some great WOP food. And did the dishes.

What's WOP food?

Originally Posted by Koojo

Originally Posted by socal

Originally Posted by gaysexbyproxy

The old lady cleaned the shit out of my house, no request. Her idea.

Homeboy at the fried chicken joint hooked me up with 3 extra wings on a B100 purchase.

Guy at the gas station misheard me and filled up more than I asked for. Minor amount, but without hesitation told me it was ll good.

How have Thai people impressed you today?

*Bonus points for pics I can wank to.

My Thai lady made me some great WOP food. And did the dishes.

What's WOP food?

socal's racist referral to Italian Food I believe...

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Originally Posted by nidhogg

^ LOL

You know the old saying - "no good deed goes unpunished"......

Heh...that's right.

The Thai was probably a vodka drinker and was expecting a bottle of Grey Goose!

I wasn't that grateful... although this thai bloke, early 40's, had one helluva house, large detached number with manicured lawns and a thumping great big pool.

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Originally Posted by Koojo

Originally Posted by socal

Originally Posted by gaysexbyproxy

The old lady cleaned the shit out of my house, no request. Her idea.

Homeboy at the fried chicken joint hooked me up with 3 extra wings on a B100 purchase.

Guy at the gas station misheard me and filled up more than I asked for. Minor amount, but without hesitation told me it was ll good.

How have Thai people impressed you today?

*Bonus points for pics I can wank to.

My Thai lady made me some great WOP food. And did the dishes.

What's WOP food?

socal's racist referral to Italian Food I believe...

WOP food

I suppose Italian food is pretty exotic to a kanuck hillbilly.

Originally Posted by Koojo

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Originally Posted by Koojo

Originally Posted by socal

Originally Posted by gaysexbyproxy

The old lady cleaned the shit out of my house, no request. Her idea.

Homeboy at the fried chicken joint hooked me up with 3 extra wings on a B100 purchase.

Guy at the gas station misheard me and filled up more than I asked for. Minor amount, but without hesitation told me it was ll good.

How have Thai people impressed you today?

*Bonus points for pics I can wank to.

My Thai lady made me some great WOP food. And did the dishes.

What's WOP food?

socal's racist referral to Italian Food I believe...

WOP food

I suppose Italian food is pretty exotic to a kanuck hillbilly.

Um no. WOP food is my favorite. We went to the grocery store and picked up all the ingredients and she made some real WOP.

When I went to NY I spent most of time eating in little Italy.

WOP food is my favorite. We went to the grocery store and picked up all the ingredients and she made some real WOP.

When I went to NY I spent most of time eating in little Italy.

What the fuck is this? What I did in my summer holidays by Socal, aged 7 3/4?

Originally Posted by Zooheekock

WOP food is my favorite. We went to the grocery store and picked up all the ingredients and she made some real WOP.

When I went to NY I spent most of time eating in little Italy.

What the fuck is this? What I did in my summer holidays by Socal, aged 7 3/4?

No shithead.

My THAI girl made me some good Italian food and I was impressed hence the FUCKING TOPIC OF THE THREAD