Were you raised on a farm?

[dirtydog]

In my quest for knowledge about edible sea animal penises I came across a strange fact, 50 percent of men brought up on farms have had a sexual encounter with an animal, now obviously with differant nations and countries the percentage would vary, I mean in England we don't do that sort of thing, we sent them off to Aussie land years ago. but the Rumours about the Welsh are rife, so were you brought up on a farm? was Flossy the love of your life?

[YellowTrip]

In my quest for knowledge about edible sea animal penises I came across a strange fact, 50 percent of men brought up on farms have had a sexual encounter with an animal, now obviously with differant nations and countries the percentage would vary, I mean in England we don't do that sort of thing, we sent them off to Aussie land years ago. but the Rumours about the Welsh are rife, so were you brought up on a farm? was Flossy the love of your life?

Why was I forced to highlight this part ?

we sent them off to Aussie land years ago

I have some Aussie neighbors and besides from being appalling drunkards they do seem to have a way about them with the errant soi dog.

[danbo]

I was born in the city but grew up in the country side(ish). Most of the animals were terrible snobs, looking down their nose at you, especially the horses. That said, I did date a tortoise for a couple of years but she was murder to go out with - I was forever having to stop and shout, "Come on Sandra!".....And then there was the age difference, she was 122....Shame we broke up, she did like me....had my name written on her back in white paiint....I'll stop now.

[thaibook]

Sorry born and raised in Queens, NY (far from anything you would remotely call a farm). First time I saw a farm was visiting family in, awkwardly enough, in Wales. With that said, I can assure you to the best of my knowledge, no one in my family has had any "special" relations with animals. On a personal note, I am not too much of an animal fan myself...

[MeMock]

Where is the option of raised on a farm but don't like animals?

[Boon Mee]

There ain't no poll questions that apply to this poster.
Weren't raised on no farm - can't stand the stench...

[blackgang]

What has this to do with "edible sea animal penises"??

[NickA]

With that said, I can assure you to the best of my knowledge, no one in my family has had any "special" relations with animals.

It's not something people mention that often, just watch out for the secret signal

[Thetyim]

Where is the option of raised on a farm but don't like animals?

There isn't one
To stop people like you telling porkie pies

[Thetyim]

What has this to do with "edible sea animal penises"??

Thank you BlackGang.
I am so glad that you asked that question because it means I can post this piccy.

[William]

Sorry born and raised in Queens, NY (far from anything you would remotely call a farm)

It may not be a farm, but it ain't far off being a zoo

[thaibook]

^ Some of the things I have seen and people I have met - I probably could convince them it is!

[barbaro]

I was not raised on a farm but my grandpa did have cows, and he sold some of the beef.

I think there was a goat, too.

I was young.

But....I'll have to ask my daddy those hard questions:

"Daddy.....ahem....did you ever....?"

[Gerbil]

^ What? Fall out the back of a goat?

[thaibook]

^ No no no...more like fall "into" the back of the goat

[danbo]

When I was keen on gardening I went to a farm to collect some manure....I was over the moon at finding this free source of manure and could hardly contain my excitement....I kept thanking the farmer and saying how great it was....He must have been thinking, 'It's only a pile of shit mate.'

[Mr Earl]

I was born in the city but grew up in the country side(ish). Most of the animals were terrible snobs, looking down their nose at you, especially the horses. That said, I did date a tortoise for a couple of years but she was murder to go out with - I was forever having to stop and shout, "Come on Sandra!".....And then there was the age difference, she was 122....Shame we broke up, she did like me....had my name written on her back in white paiint....I'll stop now.

The makings of a novelist are stirring....or perhaps just shaken!

[Scooter]

A friend of mine once said he sat at the edge of his dads back garden pond and let a 20 lb carp suck him off. His dad used to breed them and my mate had been brought up with them all his life .Father to son thing maybe.