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    Sell i a pound of dat ding der.

    So kay chaps.

    Might have something different.

    Just hang on a bit.

    Rent rent rent.

    "Sell i a pound of dat ding der".


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    Gohills flip-flops wearer
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    Rasta Ozzy from up the hill
    Decide to check on him grocery bill
    And when him add up the things him need
    He don't he don't why him see if he buy little weed
    Him hand upon his jaw, Lord
    Reading I am just mediate
    This time it's so hard Lord
    I might not think about emigrate
    I make up my mind Lord
    I might as well go against my own faith
    So I follow the market
    I sight the butcher boy by the gate

    (You want goat?)
    No I might a kill I queen
    (Try beef now?)
    I no check if no grass a green
    (What about fowl?)
    What I know it's time for a change
    (Mashed fish?)
    Got children on that range
    (How about the steak?)
    Watch it now, me now sight the rate
    (Try tripe boss?)
    Hold me belly when I pull me pipe
    (Alright what about the pork?)
    Hush your mouth man, me brethren hear
    Sell I upon a dat thing there

    Then the butcher pull up a stool
    Begin to question Ozzy how him so fool
    What kind of something cook in a pot
    From him born did never hear about that
    Well what ya know master
    Give I time make try explain
    It's just like a flim show
    To protect the humble we change the name
    I would have feel so cute
    If come and ask for some animal fat
    Aye I'll feel safer if we change the subject and call it Dat

    (You want goat?)
    No I might a kill I queen
    (Take the beef then)
    I no check if no grass a green
    (What about fowl?)
    What I know it's time for a change
    (Take fish then)
    Got children on that range
    (Make good steak you know)
    Watch it now, me now sight the rate
    (Take the tripe then boss)
    Hold me belly when I pull me pipe
    (Force down the pork then)
    Hush your mouth man, me brethren hear
    Sell I upon a dat thing there

    Ozzy pay off the butcher bill
    Take him parcel and trode up the hill
    Like a spy who do you think him meet?
    Rasta Jeremiah from down the street
    For guidance me brethren
    Is what you have in that there bag?
    Him kind of get frightened
    And begin to hide it beneath him rag
    That man no fear high Lord
    If we go and begone here and take us off
    Meanwhile light a fire
    And where we eat us upon a DAT

    (You want goat?)
    No I might a kill I queen
    (Take the beef then)
    I no deal with grass a green
    (What about fowl?)
    What I know it's time for a change
    (Eat Fish then)
    Got children on that range
    (The steak's good enough)
    Watch it now, me now sight the rate
    (What about the tripe then?)
    Hold me belly when I pull me pipe
    (Well take the pork man)
    Hush your mouth man, me brethren hear
    Sell I upon a dat thing there

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    I think there may be a new brit-flu virus doing the rounds.

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