Changers I often make fun of you, we all do, let's face it you're an idiot.
But over the years my affection for you has steadily grown. What started off as a casual interest in an amusing forum member has slowly matured into a fully fledged disturbing obsession. Now my love for you haunts my very dreams and near every waking moment. Although I can not be with you to share your birthday celebrations rest assured that although far away in miles I feel close in spirit and will be raising a glass to your very good health on this your birthday. Have a wonderful day my sweetness.