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    18 Ways To Become a Good Democrat

    18 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT

    1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

    2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

    3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.

    4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

    5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

    6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

    7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

    8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

    10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

    11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.

    12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

    13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

    14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.

    15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

    16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

    17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

    18. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.

    GOD BLESS AMERICA

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    A Deplorable Bitter Clinger

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    Very good, I go for that..

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    Booner you nappy headed ho!

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    Only one that can say that without being a racist is a darkie, Imus lost his job over that, Well maybe Clinton [slick willy] could get by with it as he was the first black prez.

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    ^^
    Earl - you low-life biker!

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    ^that's really offensive Booner! I think DD should issue you a ticket to the jail!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl View Post
    ^that's really offensive Booner! I think DD should issue you a ticket to the jail!
    Gotta feeling you'l get over it...

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    where's that circle jerk emoticon?

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    ^ So....a Democrat should wave the 'support the troop' red ribbon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkman View Post
    ^ So....a Democrat should wave the 'support the troop' red ribbon?
    If he's sincere...

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    Why is this in Issues and not the jokes section?

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    ^
    Because it has a lot of applicability to 'Issues'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    Why is this in Issues and not the jokes section?
    My thoughts exactly. Maybe move it to the Captain's Lounge?

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    You guys are the Mods - doesn't make any difference to this poster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee View Post
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    You guys are the Mods - doesn't make any difference to this poster.
    OK, done. Let the trolling continue...

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    11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.
    I didn't understand this one - Can someone please explain - seriously.

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    Because the Progressive Left (Democrats) cannot believe Gibson made the movie from perhaps an underlying sense of the spirituality of Christ.
    That's my take on it anyway...

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    ^Ta - I don't understand the "left/right" politics angle, but I can't believe that Mel made a movie in Aramaic for financial gain.....Interesting character is Mr Gibson....

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