Why is the bar scene taken so seriously by farangs?

[DJ Pat]

Basing ones entire holiday around sitting at a beer bar being called affectionate names by a bunch of mercenary whores who all look alike, who's bodies are almost identical, drinking beer after beer, the more that is drank, the more lady drinks are bought, for all her friends as well obviously, the more shit is spoken between these farangs all sitting on barstools wearing the same clothes (almost). Usually it turns out that these men were all military colleagues after all, but just didn't realise it until beer number 10.

Do you think bargirls have their own net forums all about what fat farang alcoholics will grace their bar next? (ie. Poll:How many falang you have come from army)

Then there's the dating scene these men engage in. ''Dating'' I hear you say....maybe the girls will be better that they go on dates with....Oh hang on it's the same whore girls, being removed from the bar for an inflated fee and treated like they would if they lived a normal life. Going to movies, eating out, taken to expensive bars, you would never believe that these men are from the so-called civilised western world?

Then there's the wanting to have the one whore all to oneself, which involves a hefty 'dowry' type payment to the bar involved (if you can find your way back to that same bar, they all look alike as do the girls) and then making sure that they stick with them like super glue, as any minute away from their side could be an oppourtunity to have a quick 'short time' on the side. That man is going to have to put that whore on wages for the rest of her life, and a good living it seems to be too.

Then there's the want of marriage to these whores...as if they can't get enough of them. Marriage? You mad? Well, thinking it'll stop their teerak from straying like she did yesterday when you waited for her outside a shopping mall toilet.

No wonder Thais think farangs are 'ding dong'

[Yasojack]

You seem to have a fixation with bars Pat, you missing them being back in Blighty?

[Dillinger]

Have you met some bargirl online then Pat ?

That reads like it, it also reads like you're contemplating Benidorm instead of Thailand this year. now she's offline I guess, and getting thrown around some short time room down Soi 7/1

Doesn't mean she don't love you mate

[xanax]

I have no problem with guys marrying whores, what I find odd though is when they pretend she never was. At the same time many guys continue their former bar lifes after marriage expecting the little woman to stay at home, financially dependent as she is. I had an ex bar girlfriend who I nearly married (close shave) she married an american who used to take her to 'Patters' leave her in the hotel and go out whoring. Really some of these clowns have far worse morals the the bargirls they employ and marry.
There is a UK website whose name escapes me, all about blokes married to Thais, nearly all of them married whores but none will admit it, why not? What makes me laugh is seeing blokes parading around with whores as if it's something clever, Asians are certainly better at some things and being discrete is one. I used to hate being at breakfast in Hotels where whores and their customers were present. You could just feel the embarrassment, nothing in common and usually both looking bored and uneasy. Whores are just bodies for sex, thats all.

[SpicyMartin]

Are you sure you're not Buriramboy?

[Dillinger]

There is a UK website whose name escapes me, all about blokes married to Thais, nearly all of them married whores but none will admit it

How would you know if none admitted it ?

[xanax]

There is a UK website whose name escapes me, all about blokes married to Thais, nearly all of them married whores but none will admit it

How would you know if none admitted it ?

They do admit it, but not on the forum

[Dillinger]

^ Are you a priest ?

[monty burns]

What amuses me is guys talking about "pulling" a girl from a bar.
They did not "pull" any girl, they just rented her for a few hours.

[DrAndy]

There is a UK website whose name escapes me, all about blokes married to Thais, nearly all of them married whores but none will admit it,

expatwhorewife Forum

How would you know if none admitted it ?

They do admit it, but not on the forum

so you go out and have a few beers with these guys from the forum?

and they tell you then?

Hmmm, I sense porkie pies

[Finney64]

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Totally off-topic Monty, but please tell me you're on a strict 1TD post per year guy? If so I'm suitably impressed. Obviously you can't reply to this.

[Moonraker]

I think Pat needs a bigger brush and more tar!

[somtamslap]

Basing ones entire holiday around sitting at a beer bar being called affectionate names by a bunch of mercenary whores who all look alike

[waradmiral]

There is a UK website whose name escapes me, all about blokes married to Thais, nearly all of them married whores but none will admit it

How would you know if none admitted it ?

low class women are easy to spot but it could be borderline bt being a whore and just a low class slut

I know a bloke who married a whore but he doesn't know (no i didnt shag her). i saw her whoring by accident. Didn't have the heart to tell him and it's none of my business anyway. they now have a kid.

[waradmiral]

Basing ones entire holiday around sitting at a beer bar being called affectionate names by a bunch of mercenary whores who all look alike, who's bodies are almost identical, drinking beer after beer, the more that is drank, the more lady drinks are bought, for all her friends as well obviously, the more shit is spoken between these farangs all sitting on barstools wearing the same clothes (almost). Usually it turns out that these men were all military colleagues after all, but just didn't realise it until beer number 10.

Do you think bargirls have their own net forums all about what fat farang alcoholics will grace their bar next? (ie. Poll:How many falang you have come from army)

Then there's the dating scene these men engage in. ''Dating'' I hear you say....maybe the girls will be better that they go on dates with....Oh hang on it's the same whore girls, being removed from the bar for an inflated fee and treated like they would if they lived a normal life. Going to movies, eating out, taken to expensive bars, you would never believe that these men are from the so-called civilised western world?

Then there's the wanting to have the one whore all to oneself, which involves a hefty 'dowry' type payment to the bar involved (if you can find your way back to that same bar, they all look alike as do the girls) and then making sure that they stick with them like super glue, as any minute away from their side could be an oppourtunity to have a quick 'short time' on the side. That man is going to have to put that whore on wages for the rest of her life, and a good living it seems to be too.

Then there's the want of marriage to these whores...as if they can't get enough of them. Marriage? You mad? Well, thinking it'll stop their teerak from straying like she did yesterday when you waited for her outside a shopping mall toilet.

No wonder Thais think farangs are 'ding dong'

I would guess the blokes above represent about 5-10% of tourists. Not a big deal. Couldn't give a shit what strangers do on holidays.

[waradmiral]

What amuses me is guys talking about "pulling" a girl from a bar.
They did not "pull" any girl, they just rented her for a few hours.

never heard it. mongers just go and do it. she would have pulled him though.

[Cujo]

Basing ones entire holiday around sitting at a beer bar being called affectionate names by a bunch of mercenary whores who all look alike, who's bodies are almost identical, drinking beer after beer, the more that is drank, the more lady drinks are bought, for all her friends as well obviously, the more shit is spoken between these farangs all sitting on barstools wearing the same clothes (almost). Usually it turns out that these men were all military colleagues after all, but just didn't realise it until beer number 10.

Do you think bargirls have their own net forums all about what fat farang alcoholics will grace their bar next? (ie. Poll:How many falang you have come from army)

Then there's the dating scene these men engage in. ''Dating'' I hear you say....maybe the girls will be better that they go on dates with....Oh hang on it's the same whore girls, being removed from the bar for an inflated fee and treated like they would if they lived a normal life. Going to movies, eating out, taken to expensive bars, you would never believe that these men are from the so-called civilised western world?

Then there's the wanting to have the one whore all to oneself, which involves a hefty 'dowry' type payment to the bar involved (if you can find your way back to that same bar, they all look alike as do the girls) and then making sure that they stick with them like super glue, as any minute away from their side could be an oppourtunity to have a quick 'short time' on the side. That man is going to have to put that whore on wages for the rest of her life, and a good living it seems to be too.

Then there's the want of marriage to these whores...as if they can't get enough of them. Marriage? You mad? Well, thinking it'll stop their teerak from straying like she did yesterday when you waited for her outside a shopping mall toilet.

No wonder Thais think farangs are 'ding dong'

Sorry, what?

[ShrewedPunter]

Thai women do have forums all about "Foreign Husband" i kid you not..
i forgot the name of it now and i CBA searching.

goole translate "foreign husband" into Thai.
Paste into google along with "forum" and you'll find it.

[Cujo]

I have no problem with guys marrying whores, what I find odd though is when they pretend she never was. At the same time many guys continue their former bar lifes after marriage expecting the little woman to stay at home, financially dependent as she is. I had an ex bar girlfriend who I nearly married (close shave) she married an american who used to take her to 'Patters' leave her in the hotel and go out whoring. Really some of these clowns have far worse morals the the bargirls they employ and marry.
There is a UK website whose name escapes me, all about blokes married to Thais, nearly all of them married whores but none will admit it, why not? What makes me laugh is seeing blokes parading around with whores as if it's something clever, Asians are certainly better at some things and being discrete is one. I used to hate being at breakfast in Hotels where whores and their customers were present. You could just feel the embarrassment, nothing in common and usually both looking bored and uneasy. Whores are just bodies for sex, thats all.

You don't pay them for sex, you pay them to leave in the morning.
my first time in Thailand a client took me to Nana plaza and did whatever he did, and next thing yu know there's very cute very young lady sitting next to me naked from the waist up with her taut tittie frubbing on my arm, it was the most erotic thing I could imagine.
Anyway i got so hammered i lost her somewhere along the way and ended up in like a bar that was where all the hookers went after work or something and hooked up with a more mature girl who I took back to the something or other inn in the famous tourist street.
Much to my dismay she didn't get up and fuck off in the morning and I had to take her to breakfast and then she held my hand walking down the street while I looked for a taxi for her.
Fuck that was embarrasing.

[Cujo]

What amuses me is guys talking about "pulling" a girl from a bar.
They did not "pull" any girl, they just rented her for a few hours.

Do they?
What guys talk about that?
I've never heard anyone talk like that.

[adzt1]

why is the bar scene taken so seriously by Djpat?

A . is he missing the scene now himself and is too shy to ask directly?

B. does he believe everyone else has the same obsessions as himself?

C. has he rushed his life and is now stuck in the past with only one quest left? (to bore us to death)

D. something else?

[DJ Pat]

A great magazine, 'Private Thai' claims to give you the 'stories the Thais never tell you'

I had done a good few trips here in the past couple of years, and realised that I couldn't go any where else of an evening. These clip joints were the place to meet the real down to earth Brits, a bunch of folks more cheerful and down to earth that the normal Brit folks, who seemingly wouldn't have anything to do with the likes of me. Fuck 'em I thought, I'd rather mix with the real people.

One girl I'd fallen for was called Jordan, stunning in her crimson leggings, lopsided old Ugg boots and crop top. She sort of limped around, I wasn't sure if she claimed disability or it was the cheap Ugg boots. She would always hold my hand when she could, as she usually had a cigarette in one and her phone in the other!

One day the bouncers allowed me to talk to her for ten minutes for the price of five! £600 plus £240 for holding my hand for 50 seconds, plus £500 for the drinks. And they only kicked the shit out of me for a minute instead of the normal two! I'd gone native!

One day I was really sneaky and waited for her outside her work. I saw her get into the taxi with five bouncers who all fucked her in the back seat then chucked her out. The cab drove off and I approached her. She took me to her home, an attic room in a flat overlooking the main Victoria to Brixton rail line, which shook the place every five minutes. Romance.

I told her I'd love to take her back to Thailand to meet my parents, who are owners of six restaurant franchises in Bangkok and have three homes around the city. She took me out to a traditional english dinner one evening, and many people slag off Brit cuisine but that Starbucks cheese croissant was delicious!

My Thai friends back home cann't believe I managed to pull a white skinned large breasted farang lady, and the jealousy is unbelievable!! Three friends of mine have already got plane tickets!!

[DJ Pat]

What amuses me is guys talking about "pulling" a girl from a bar.
They did not "pull" any girl, they just rented her for a few hours.

Do they?
What guys talk about that?
I've never heard anyone talk like that.

I entertained a bunch of mates who came over for a week in 2006. When I saw them a few months later in London, all our friends were asking me how it felt to have ''pulled a few Thai stunners''

Fools.

[Cujo]

What amuses me is guys talking about "pulling" a girl from a bar.
They did not "pull" any girl, they just rented her for a few hours.

Do they?
What guys talk about that?
I've never heard anyone talk like that.

I entertained a bunch of mates who came over for a week in 2006. When I saw them a few months later in London, all our friends were asking me how it felt to have ''pulled a few Thai stunners''

Fools.

So why are you talking about as though it's a thing?

[DJ Pat]

So why are you talking about as though it's a thing?

It wasn't a thing. They'd barfined a few hookers and I took one at 1am when the bar shut, 'Mok' her name was.

When she left the next day, she'd left a large plastic bag at mine. It was a large A3 sized framed picture of her dressed up in (fake?) Uni gear. I called her and met her at her place.

A nailed together wooden shack in a slum-esque 'village' near soi zero. When she emerged from that shack, I expected her to look well rough, but she was immaculate, made up, hair done etc, about to go to the bar for work in soi Cowboy. And she was quite light skinned. She'd looked quite Isaan-esque the night before in the dim light with my booze goggles on.