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    dirtydogs dog care center

    Well the girlfriends dog caring business seems to be doing ok, well untill yesterday that was, before yesterday it was the usual collection of fluffy rat dogs coming and going as per normal, one of which seems to have been with us for quite a few months now and has the occasional weekend back at its own home.

    But yesterday the nightmare dog came to stay, it has attacked me 3 times already, luckily a quick toe punt sorts him out, then last night the poxy thing jumped on my bed at 3am and woke me up, it's a minature dog of some sort but thinks he is a doberman.



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    It reminds me of the creature that jumped out of John Hurt's stomach in the film Alien.

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    It needs more exercise so that it sleeps longer.
    Take it for a long walk



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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    then last night the poxy thing jumped on my bed at 3am and woke me up
    Time to cook him up, he is ready

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    Looks like a cocktail snack for someone?????

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    Looks all skin and bones.
    Can't it be on a leash fastened to the bars?

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    ^In a nice garlic, olive oil marinade for a couple of days he should be fine on the BBQ. Crispy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    But yesterday the nightmare dog came to stay
    I can see the problem straight off. That aint a dog it's an aardvark. It's probably hungry; have you tried feeding it on ants?

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    I hate fucking dogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog
    I hate fucking dogs.
    Never tried it myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog
    I hate fucking dogs.
    Never tried it myself.
    Mate i've seen pics of GoW

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    I'll set her on you...!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    I'll set her on you...!

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    What on earth is that grey blob under its paw?


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    A stash of protein in form of a mouse?

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    that really is a weird looking dog. i am surprised that git CMN hasnt got anything to say on the matter - he called my dog hideous - and his comments are still hurting me

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    stroller pmed me with an offer of 80baht per kilo

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    So, 40 baht then?

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    They don't sell on a per kilo basis, but by size.

    It's the cheapest available meat.

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    Here he is attacking a massive orange.
    Attached Files Attached Files

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    Ok - now some may think this a bit weird - but do you think there is something about dogs and farangs in Thailand? It seems that most all of the dogs I come in contact with hate white skinned farangs. At my father's house, there are a group of dogs that do not bark at anyone (even strangers) except for myself and my father when we walk by. Moreover, when in Ubon I have even been attacked by a damn dog (big ass one at that). Just so everyone knows, I survived that one with after about 10 freaking rabies shots later given in 3 different countries!

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    My dogs hate thais, but they dont bite them

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    That dog is a miniature pinscher, i just got one for my gf

    That one does look like an aadvaark, if ours turns out looking like that then it might get sent round DD's gaf permanently

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post


    hehehehe ...that is a very ugly animal. his future is bleak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
    that is a very ugly animal. his future is bleak.
    You foking bstard, why the fok did you tell stroller where i live

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