View Poll Results: 'Tick' if you have broken the 'Commandment'

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  • Guilty of worshiping other Gods

    13 46.43%
  • Guilty of making idols

    14 50.00%
  • Guilty of misusing the name of God

    25 89.29%
  • Guilty of not respecting the sabbath

    26 92.86%
  • Guilty of dishonouring your Mother and Father

    13 46.43%
  • Guilty of committing murder

    4 14.29%
  • Guilty of committing adultery

    19 67.86%
  • Guity of stealing

    26 92.86%
  • Guilty of telling lies

    28 100.00%
  • Guilty of covetting others belongings

    23 82.14%
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    10 Commandments - How Many Have You Broken

    If I have set the poll up correctly you should be able to 'vote' multiple times.

    nb: I took the liberty of paraphrasing as I assumed that not everyone's neighbour has an Ox, let alone one worth coveting.

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    Poll?
    Anyone know what the ten commandments are?

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    I've only broken one, but that was "thou shalt not lie"

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    Just to clarify that this poll is meant light heartedly....Although I suppose that it's not beyond the realm of reason that whatever you enter here may be used at some future date to determine your lot for all eternity....But please don't let that worry you none....

    I voted 'guilty' to 3,4,8,9,10

    I misuse the name of God/Jesus regularly, e.g. when I stub my toe.

    Sunday is just another 24 hour period of disappointment in my miserable existence.

    When young I went through a stage of stealing snacks from sweet-shops - Although now I'm embarrassingly trustworthy....does nicking stationery from work count??

    I will tell a lie to avoid hurting someone's feelings...."No, I don't think that you walk like a duck."

    I do not covet others' material goods, but I wouldn't mind having a face that made pretty ladies in nice dresses look twice.


    On the adultery question I claim the Bill Clinton defence. And I'm not guilty of worshipping any gods.... I do quite like Thor, but it's more of as a mate than anything else.
    Back off Margaret, you're on a sugar rush!

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    murder is the only one i aint done!

    (but who did click murder??)

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    murder is the only one i aint done!

    (but who did click murder??)
    You never stepped on a bug? That would be murder!

    I've killed many creatures, no human "yet" but I've wanted too many times!

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    ^ ah well in that case i've murdered many things,

    perhaps the one I should be least proud of was inserting a soda bomb into the open mouth of a fish and watching it explode!

    was bladdy funny but!

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    A reasonable 6 for mad_dog. I'm not much of a theologian but surely the 6th commandment is "thou shalt not kiil " We wouldn't want any of the many military special forces types that seem to retire to Thaialnd to try to ellude eternal hell fire on a technicality now would we?
    They champion falsehood, support the butcher against the victim, the oppressor against the innocent child. May God mete them the punishment they deserve

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    I looked into this, the original Hebrew says "murder".

    Killing is widely accepted and instructed in the OT.

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    9 out of 10 aint bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    ^
    I looked into this, the original Hebrew says "murder".

    Killing is widely accepted and instructed in the OT.
    How will God seperate the terrorists from the soldiers? There was no such thing as sovereignty in Jesus's day

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    Come to think of it, if I were a Christian, these precepts aren't difficult to keep to at all, I wonder why they all end up being sinners?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    Come to think of it, if I were a Christian, these precepts aren't difficult to keep to at all, I wonder why they all end up being sinners?
    This is all irrelevant anyways...Mohammed was the last Prophet of the monotheistic religion anyway. Just as the New Testament supersedes the Old testament so to does The Holy Koran finish God's message to man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    Come to think of it, if I were a Christian, these precepts aren't difficult to keep to at all, I wonder why they all end up being sinners?
    cuz otherwise the foking brainwashing guilt instilling christian clergy would be out of a job! that's why

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    i have spoken to many so-called buddhists and some have not even heard of the 5 precepts.

    they just believe in burning joss sticks to bring them luck in the lottery or whatever

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat View Post
    i have spoken to many so-called buddhists and some have not even heard of the 5 precepts.

    they just believe in burning joss sticks to bring them luck in the lottery or whatever
    the budds another fucking lot of hypocrites

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    Holy shit, put me down for 10 out of 10, if this thread continues the direction I think it is heading...

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    Quote Originally Posted by in4zip View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat View Post
    i have spoken to many so-called buddhists and some have not even heard of the 5 precepts.

    they just believe in burning joss sticks to bring them luck in the lottery or whatever
    the budds another fucking lot of hypocrites
    Western converts to buddhism are invariably complete twats... Zen chanting, Whale Song CDs and Native American dream catchers ... Scum ... I could probably kill someone like that on asthetic grounds

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    Careful there!
    None of that shite in my house.

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    What are these 'idols' that 10 of you have been guilty of making?.....not that I'd believe what anyone said, you bunch of lying gits.

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    Ok, I am back down to 9 out of 10...

    The threat remains!

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    Didn't the Thai press claim DD had killed three people ?? Perhaps it was he who voted... I don't see how he would see he couldd find time to kill anyone with all his sex-pat, building and trolling nonsense

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    I made a pop idol.

    I once looked at Billy Idol as well and Billy Elliot for that matter the little tap shoe wearing freak that he is. Tapped all over the bonnet of my Morgan Plus 8

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    American Idle ... etc etc

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    Perhaps people misread 'idol' for 'idle'.

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