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Old 15-03-2013, 12:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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10 things I've learned from TD

1. Thais are good.
2. Thais are bad.
3. Thais are "monkeys".
4. Thai food is good, bad and/or unsanitary.
5. Living in SE Asia is great, not so great or terrible, but you can't go anywhere else because of your circumstances.
6. All Thais are terrible drivers. Everyone other than the poster is a terrible driver.
7. Thai government, military and police are all corrupt.
8. All forms of religion and all governments, and most citizens of countries other than the posters are bad.
9. Life sucks, in general, but if you have to go through it, it's best to do it drunk and horny.
10. If you can't fuck it or drink it, there's no real "need" for it, whatever it is.

See, 59 years young and still learning something new all the time.....

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Old 15-03-2013, 12:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 15-03-2013, 01:22 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 15-03-2013, 01:52 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Keech your one post has nicely summarized 97% of all posts....
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Old 15-03-2013, 02:24 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Some Farangs take up a spiritual existence like Cain from 'Kung Fu'
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Old 15-03-2013, 02:26 AM   #7 (permalink)
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We just need a 12th commandment now
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Old 15-03-2013, 04:55 AM   #8 (permalink)
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What about the Joos and Mooslims.
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Old 15-03-2013, 05:14 AM   #9 (permalink)
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The only thing that Mooslims enrich at the moment is uranium.
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Some Farangs take up a spiritual existence like Cain from 'Kung Fu'

I travel the country, having many adventures.
Can't play the flute though.
Wish I could.
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I've learned to read my posts back thru b4 I actually post it!

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I would have said

Some Farangs take it up the spiritual entrance like carridine from "Kung Fu"
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What about the Joos and Mooslims.
Jews are good Mooslims bad
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Some Farangs take up a spiritual existence like Cain from 'Kung Fu'
I would have said

Some Farangs take it up the spiritual entrance like carridine from "Kung Fu"
And some have a decidedly un-spiritual exit like him, too.
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We just need a 12th commandment now
Do you know the 11th?

"Thou shalt not get caught"

from a Friar in a monastery in the UK!
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See, 59 years young and still learning something new all the time.
And still don't have a clue of how the WORLD works. IF you think ANYTHING of what you have written in your op is REALLY what goes on in Thailand, then you are miss informed.

Guys write things ALL THE TIME, some true, some NOT so true,. You CANNOT believe EVERYTHING you read.

YOu're just a wishy washy guy and can't GET YOU'RE OWN grip on REALLITY.
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1. Thais are good.
2. Thais are bad.
3. Thais are "monkeys".
4. Thai food is good, bad and/or unsanitary.
5. Living in SE Asia is great, not so great or terrible, but you can't go anywhere else because of your circumstances.
6. All Thais are terrible drivers. Everyone other than the poster is a terrible driver.
7. Thai government, military and police are all corrupt.
8. All forms of religion and all governments, and most citizens of countries other than the posters are bad.
9. Life sucks, in general, but if you have to go through it, it's best to do it drunk and horny.
10. If you can't fuck it or drink it, there's no real "need" for it, whatever it is.

See, 59 years young and still learning something new all the time.....
You learn good.
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See, 59 years young and still learning something new all the time.
And still don't have a clue of how the WORLD works. IF you think ANYTHING of what you have written in your op is REALLY what goes on in Thailand, then you are miss informed.

Guys write things ALL THE TIME, some true, some NOT so true,. You CANNOT believe EVERYTHING you read.

YOu're just a wishy washy guy and can't GET YOU'RE OWN grip on REALLITY.
Seems Eliminator doesn't understand sarcasm or humor. Most postings are worth what you pay for them... nothing. Oh, and REALLITY is actually spelled reality.
You're welcome!
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