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Keech · 15-03-2013, 12:04 AM

1. Thais are good.
2. Thais are bad.
3. Thais are "monkeys".
4. Thai food is good, bad and/or unsanitary.
5. Living in SE Asia is great, not so great or terrible, but you can't go anywhere else because of your circumstances.
6. All Thais are terrible drivers. Everyone other than the poster is a terrible driver.
7. Thai government, military and police are all corrupt.
8. All forms of religion and all governments, and most citizens of countries other than the posters are bad.
9. Life sucks, in general, but if you have to go through it, it's best to do it drunk and horny.
10. If you can't fuck it or drink it, there's no real "need" for it, whatever it is.

See, 59 years young and still learning something new all the time.....

Gerbil · 15-03-2013, 12:16 AM

^ Sounds about right.

Finney64 · 15-03-2013, 01:22 AM

11. Your Christian name is Stacey

Submaniac · 15-03-2013, 01:52 AM

Keech your one post has nicely summarized 97% of all posts....

wasabi · 15-03-2013, 01:56 AM

Thailand has enriched our lives.

ShrewedPunter · 15-03-2013, 02:24 AM

Some Farangs take up a spiritual existence like Cain from 'Kung Fu'

Dillinger · 15-03-2013, 02:26 AM

We just need a 12th commandment now

kingwilly · 15-03-2013, 04:55 AM

What about the Joos and Mooslims.

the dogcatcher · 15-03-2013, 05:14 AM

The only thing that Mooslims enrich at the moment is uranium.

Rural Surin · 15-03-2013, 05:15 AM

Fluoride.

Necron99 · 15-03-2013, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

Some Farangs take up a spiritual existence like Cain from 'Kung Fu'

I travel the country, having many adventures.
Can't play the flute though.
Wish I could.

adzt1 · 15-03-2013, 08:49 AM

I've learned to read my posts back thru b4 I actually post it!

LD is now of this mentality I should guess!!

baldrick · 15-03-2013, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

Some Farangs take up a spiritual existence like Cain from 'Kung Fu'

I would have said

Some Farangs take it up the spiritual entrance like carridine from "Kung Fu"

Boon Mee · 15-03-2013, 04:12 PM

This poster has learned there are few if any Squirrels (gaa rok) left in-country. What we got here is a smaller, rat-looking thing called a Kaa Tick.

FlyFree · 15-03-2013, 04:16 PM

Learnt. FFS. Learnt.

xanax · 15-03-2013, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingwilly

What about the Joos and Mooslims.

Jews are good Mooslims bad

Latindancer · 15-03-2013, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baldrick

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

Some Farangs take up a spiritual existence like Cain from 'Kung Fu'

I would have said

Some Farangs take it up the spiritual entrance like carridine from "Kung Fu"

And some have a decidedly un-spiritual exit like him, too.

VocalNeal · 15-03-2013, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dillinger

We just need a 12th commandment now

Do you know the 11th?

"Thou shalt not get caught"

from a Friar in a monastery in the UK!

harrry · 15-03-2013, 05:50 PM

This poster has learnt that if a wild animal or bird exists in Thailand it is not good to eat. If it was good it would have been in the pot by now.

terry57 · 15-03-2013, 06:33 PM

I've learn't to delete my posts before the mods do.

Save them the trouble.

gaysexbyproxy · 15-03-2013, 06:39 PM

Ladyboys are best avoided. Unless you are Russian, in which case have at it.

Eliminator · 15-03-2013, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keech

See, 59 years young and still learning something new all the time.

And still don't have a clue of how the WORLD works. IF you think ANYTHING of what you have written in your op is REALLY what goes on in Thailand, then you are miss informed.

Guys write things ALL THE TIME, some true, some NOT so true,. You CANNOT believe EVERYTHING you read.

YOu're just a wishy washy guy and can't GET YOU'RE OWN grip on REALLITY.

Koojo · 15-03-2013, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keech

1. Thais are good.
2. Thais are bad.
3. Thais are "monkeys".
4. Thai food is good, bad and/or unsanitary.
5. Living in SE Asia is great, not so great or terrible, but you can't go anywhere else because of your circumstances.
6. All Thais are terrible drivers. Everyone other than the poster is a terrible driver.
7. Thai government, military and police are all corrupt.
8. All forms of religion and all governments, and most citizens of countries other than the posters are bad.
9. Life sucks, in general, but if you have to go through it, it's best to do it drunk and horny.
10. If you can't fuck it or drink it, there's no real "need" for it, whatever it is.

See, 59 years young and still learning something new all the time.....

You learn good.

Keech · 16-03-2013, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eliminator

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keech

See, 59 years young and still learning something new all the time.

And still don't have a clue of how the WORLD works. IF you think ANYTHING of what you have written in your op is REALLY what goes on in Thailand, then you are miss informed.

Guys write things ALL THE TIME, some true, some NOT so true,. You CANNOT believe EVERYTHING you read.

YOu're just a wishy washy guy and can't GET YOU'RE OWN grip on REALLITY.

Seems Eliminator doesn't understand sarcasm or humor. Most postings are worth what you pay for them... nothing. Oh, and REALLITY is actually spelled reality.
You're welcome!

Thormaturge · 16-03-2013, 06:16 AM

Keech,

Good post (the original thread starter).

Check out the Fish thread where you will learn that there is an endless supply of fish pictures on the internet.

15-03-2013, 12:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
Keech Newbie Last Online: 03-05-2013 07:25 PM Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 18	10 things I've learned from TD 1. Thais are good. 2. Thais are bad. 3. Thais are "monkeys". 4. Thai food is good, bad and/or unsanitary. 5. Living in SE Asia is great, not so great or terrible, but you can't go anywhere else because of your circumstances. 6. All Thais are terrible drivers. Everyone other than the poster is a terrible driver. 7. Thai government, military and police are all corrupt. 8. All forms of religion and all governments, and most citizens of countries other than the posters are bad. 9. Life sucks, in general, but if you have to go through it, it's best to do it drunk and horny. 10. If you can't fuck it or drink it, there's no real "need" for it, whatever it is. See, 59 years young and still learning something new all the time..... Last edited by Keech : 15-03-2013 at 12:38 AM.

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Gerbil Coupist PADite Mushroom Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Covering the room with plastic sheets. Posts: 10,490	^ Sounds about right.

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adzt1 Member Last Online: Today 03:17 AM Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: watching&learning Posts: 911	I've learned to read my posts back thru b4 I actually post it! LD is now of this mentality I should guess!!

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Thormaturge Tax Consultant Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Bangkok Posts: 7,132	Keech, Good post (the original thread starter). Check out the Fish thread where you will learn that there is an endless supply of fish pictures on the internet.

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