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Old 24-02-2013, 11:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Got that right not even worth posting the pictures of the great white Buffalo.
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I've seen fat falang women walking miserabley along Kao San Road
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Old 25-02-2013, 01:29 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I've seen fat falang women walking miserabley along Kao San Road
No doubt after eyeballing what they're ex husbands went and left them for .

Its all too late , the lard now has a mind of its own , and those tatts + piercings just wer'nt such a good idea ,, still they can update they're status on arsebook to let all they're other single Mum friends back home they are in THAILAND !!! wow talk of the school gates
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I have had a few lovely Brit women, they do exist

probably becoming an endangered species now though
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I've seen fat falang women walking miserably along Kao San Road
Go around the back to Rambuttri Street, only horn crackers aloud there Pat.

Great live music scene also.
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^I met a nice German backpacker there a couple of years ago, sitting all alone

Luckily I had just bypassed a table with two english girls on it, I was on the prowl that night....
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^I met a nice German backpacker there a couple of years ago, sitting all alone

Luckily I had just bypassed a table with two english girls on it, I was on the prowl that night....
I remeber the thread. Years are just flyin by eh.. Going from Krauts to cousins.
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Going from Krauts to cousins.
Other way round, in fact on the same trip I was fucking both. Strangely enough the cousin was quite jealous and kept calling when I was out with the kraut chick. I say strange because my cousin's got a French BF
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I dont know, on my last trip to Thailand, I saw a fair few larger Thai women, I blame the western crap food places all over.
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A few Thai chicks are clearly getting a bit chubbier, deep fried fast food is obviously starting to show. The spoilt brat fat boys have been prevalent for years already sitting in McDs.
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Going from Krauts to cousins.
Other way round, in fact on the same trip I was fucking both. Strangely enough the cousin was quite jealous and kept calling when I was out with the kraut chick. I say strange because my cousin's got a French BF
So butterfly does hang around chics without dicks once and awhile...
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The spoilt brat fat boys have been prevalent for years already sitting in McDs.
I hate seeing fat kids about, poor little bastards - doomed to obesity and it's associated effects on health and longevity from birth.

Not nice to see them increasing in prevelance in SE Asia too. Really fat Asian kids look especially despicable to me for some reason. I mean, just look at this disgraceful specimen:



It's the parents fault of course, killing them with "kindness", but it doesn't make them any less unpleasant to look at.
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Old 26-02-2013, 07:08 AM   #15 (permalink)
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There's plenty of tasty English women and I'd say the munters are in the minority down South...
I get the feeling Screwed Up Punter just lacks the charm to get any
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There are some very nice english chicks about, it's just that many think that Thai girls are the be all and end all of everything once they get to Thailand.
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Every country has its fair share of good looking women and dogs!

My wife is Thai but Im not going to big up Her counties females because of that.

The Fact is for many ageing men who have a modest amount of cash, Its easy to find a Thai partner.

Not saying it does not happen but you don,t see a great deal of old blokes in the West walking arm in arm with young attractive women.
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^I think reducing it to financial terms is oversimplifying it.

I am not attracted to Aussie women, even the physically attractive and beautiful ones.

I feel comfortable talking to Asian women from most countries and I feel that when I am in a relationship with one we genuinely enjoy each others company. Something to do with their cultural mystery and feminine style from my point of view.

I do not feel comfortable chatting with Aussie women, their company does not feel relaxed/relaxing and I have not been in a relationship with one for more than 10 years. They can be physically attractive and beautiful but that does not make them 'attractive' in the true sense for me.

I think I have gone terminally bamboo and there is no cure.
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^I think reducing it to financial terms is oversimplifying it.

I am not attracted to Aussie women, even the physically attractive and beautiful ones.

I feel comfortable talking to Asian women from most countries and I feel that when I am in a relationship with one we genuinely enjoy each others company. Something to do with their cultural mystery and feminine style from my point of view.

I do not feel comfortable chatting with Aussie women, their company does not feel relaxed/relaxing and I have not been in a relationship with one for more than 10 years. They can be physically attractive and beautiful but that does not make them 'attractive' in the true sense for me.

I think I have gone terminally bamboo and there is no cure.
yeh fair play Looper

For me I don,t really give a flying fuck where a women was born but whether she is good company or not matters.

Never been in a relationship with an aussie bird so wont get into that.

Variety is the spice of life in my eyes,I for one am looking forward to some European action!
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I think I have gone terminally bamboo and there is no cure.
I agree. I haven't spoken to a western woman (other than family on my very rare visits to the US) since I retired 13 years ago. The one or three times I had to go to the Embassy for notary work or new passports, I ended up being served by Asian-Americans. Don't hate western women (other than my first wife), just don't have any interest in them at all. And I don't mean just in a sexual sense - I also have no interest in their opinions, which they voice in a shrill shriek to anyone present on virtually any subject about which they know nothing, their hopes, dreams, desires - nada.
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I think that's overgeneralizing just a bit, plenty of farang women are great company and not in the least bit shrill or opinionated. .
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I think that's overgeneralizing just a bit, plenty of farang women are great company and not in the least bit shrill or opinionated. .
OK. I'll substitute American for western. That should do it. Cheers.
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The few Aussie women I had were pretty painful. They want it all. They want to be treated like a lady when it suits them, but have absolutely no respect for your manliness and expect you to share 'chores', wash your own underpants, etc. Lazy whingers too, the lotta them. OK to have a beer with but shitty wives / mothers.
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