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Old 08-02-2013, 08:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I'm sorry to say but I find German expats as dumb as the fcuking locals. I can accept the local Thais being stupid due to inbreeding, but the Germans are a different kettle of fish.
I live amongst a high proportion of German expats and their arrogance is unbelievable. Are they inbred also ? Or are they just plain cnuts ? When I lived in Germany I found them acceptable. But outside of Germany I find them to be complete twats. What is it with them ? Or am I the only one that sees this ?
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Old 08-02-2013, 09:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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their arrogance is unbelievable
How do you mean superman? like for example what?
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Germans are mint.

Wherever there is a German, there is a Frog running around telling jopkes about the Germans
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They are weird in Thailand.

I was sat in that German bar in Nana drinking anice Wiess Beer.

This old cnut sits next to me, speaking to me in German thinking i'm German.

"Sorry. English."
"That is a German Beer"
"Yeah it's nice"
"This is a German Bar"
"Yeah i know"
".........."

I'm British, i'm NORMAL. I appreciate good food and beer from all over the world regardless of where it came from. My "national pride" doesn't enter into the equation.


Reminds me of the Polish invaders in the UK. Ultra nationalistic towards their own products.
They'll buy Percil washing powder from their Polski Skleps because it's got Polish writing on.
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Is there any nation or people living in Thailand that is liked. Still looking for the post.
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I'm British, i'm NORMAL. I appreciate good food and beer from all over the world regardless of where it came from. My "national pride" doesn't enter into the equation.
That#s because they know they played the master race card, and lost to us... hence they are forever untermensch to the inselnaffen.

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Reminds me of the Polish invaders in the UK. Ultra nationalistic towards their own products.
They'll buy Percil washing powder from their Polski Skleps because it's got Polish writing on.
That's because (whatever the left-wing regime say) the Bollacks know they are not welcome.
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The Chinese.
Can't help but to like 'em.

They run the place....
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their arrogance is unbelievable
whereas yours is just so 'believable'
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Is there any nation or people living in Thailand that is liked. Still looking for the post.

come on, just because a few posters express their dislike for anyone different to themselves

that does not mean the rest of the forum agrees with them

I like anyone, if they have some intelligence and are interesting
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[quote]Is there any nation or people living in Thailand that is liked. Still looking for the post./QUOTE]

I like Thais but I think I might be in the minority
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their arrogance is unbelievable
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Give then some advise and they never accept it. But they'll believe another German irrespective if he's right or wrong. One example being I told this guy he couldn't do his 90 day report at a different office to the one which covers our area. Another German told him he could. Resulted in a 200 km round trip wasted. There's other examples I could show but they're all similar in that they're always right.
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Old 09-02-2013, 01:26 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2013, 01:41 PM   #13 (permalink)
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This has got to be a piss take.On a similar thread blokes are getting slagged for saying white is right but here you can have a crack at the Huns and nobody says boo.

Racism is racism anytime, not just when colour is involved.
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Old 09-02-2013, 02:00 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I like Germans their very similar to the English when you get to know them very good sense of humour.
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I like Germans their very similar to the English when you get to know them very good sense of humour.
Guess I've never know any well enough then - I've always found them dour, and they smell like Listerine and have a language which hurts my ears.
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I'm sorry to say but I find German expats as dumb as the fcuking locals. Or am I the only one that sees this ?
I think it's just you my friend.

plenty of my pals are German.

guys like Adolf Hitler, Karl Marx and Martin Bormann - they are top chaps
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We've managed to civilize the Germans around here. They all play cricket now.
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plenty of my pals are German. guys like Adolf Hitler, Karl Marx and Martin Bormann - they are top chaps
Sorry to be a nationality-nazi but Adolf Hitler was not German

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plenty of my pals are German. guys like Adolf Hitler, Karl Marx and Martin Bormann - they are top chaps
Sorry to be a nationality-nazi but Adolf Hitler was not German

He would have liked to have been, I'm sure.
Germantic-speaking folk all appear the same, don't they?
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I'm British, i'm NORMAL. I appreciate good food and beer from all over the world regardless of where it came from.
You are British and normal and drink Weiss beer? Something doesn't quite add up here.

Any normal British person would have returned it to the bar immediately due to its cloudy appearance and yeasty flavour. ...
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Never met an interesting German, many that are intelligent but most could bore a glass eye to sleep.

Germans also seem to be keen to bang on about how much they earn, how successfull in business, how the ABS on a fucking BMW motorbike is better than it is on a Honda or a whole plethora of other utterly irrelevant crap just seems to come spewing out their stupid stubborn bit fat heads.
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I'm British, i'm NORMAL. I appreciate good food and beer from all over the world regardless of where it came from.
You are British and normal and drink Weiss beer? Something doesn't quite add up here.

Any normal British person would have returned it to the bar immediately due to its cloudy appearance and yeasty flavour. ...
Normal British person.
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I forgot to mention that Germans also seem to be completely unaware how boring they are and are useless at reading body language that is clearly saying that one is not interested in listening to their endless boasting and drivel for another millisecond.
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I'm British, i'm NORMAL. I appreciate good food and beer from all over the world regardless of where it came from.
You are British and normal and drink Weiss beer? Something doesn't quite add up here.

Any normal British person would have returned it to the bar immediately due to its cloudy appearance and yeasty flavour. ...
But those Germans are crafty bar stewards though, sometimes duping the unwary thirsty customer with a krystal Weiss beer cunningly clear so as to pass under an English mans radar defences.
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Yes indeed the kristallweizen is clear but the head on it would ensure an immediate return to the bar for a replacement long before the glass touches the lips.

Much too much head for the Normal British person to think of touching....
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