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    Germans

    I'm sorry to say but I find German expats as dumb as the fcuking locals. I can accept the local Thais being stupid due to inbreeding, but the Germans are a different kettle of fish.
    I live amongst a high proportion of German expats and their arrogance is unbelievable. Are they inbred also ? Or are they just plain cnuts ? When I lived in Germany I found them acceptable. But outside of Germany I find them to be complete twats. What is it with them ? Or am I the only one that sees this ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by superman
    their arrogance is unbelievable
    How do you mean superman? like for example what?

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    Germans are mint.

    Wherever there is a German, there is a Frog running around telling jopkes about the Germans

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    They are weird in Thailand.

    I was sat in that German bar in Nana drinking anice Wiess Beer.

    This old cnut sits next to me, speaking to me in German thinking i'm German.

    "Sorry. English."
    "That is a German Beer"
    "Yeah it's nice"
    "This is a German Bar"
    "Yeah i know"
    ".........."

    I'm British, i'm NORMAL. I appreciate good food and beer from all over the world regardless of where it came from. My "national pride" doesn't enter into the equation.


    Reminds me of the Polish invaders in the UK. Ultra nationalistic towards their own products.
    They'll buy Percil washing powder from their Polski Skleps because it's got Polish writing on.

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    Is there any nation or people living in Thailand that is liked. Still looking for the post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter View Post

    I'm British, i'm NORMAL. I appreciate good food and beer from all over the world regardless of where it came from. My "national pride" doesn't enter into the equation.
    That#s because they know they played the master race card, and lost to us... hence they are forever untermensch to the inselnaffen.

    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter View Post
    Reminds me of the Polish invaders in the UK. Ultra nationalistic towards their own products.
    They'll buy Percil washing powder from their Polski Skleps because it's got Polish writing on.
    That's because (whatever the left-wing regime say) the Bollacks know they are not welcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    Is there any nation or people living in Thailand that is liked. Still looking for the post.
    The Chinese.
    Can't help but to like 'em.

    They run the place....

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    Quote Originally Posted by superman View Post
    their arrogance is unbelievable
    whereas yours is just so 'believable'

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    Is there any nation or people living in Thailand that is liked. Still looking for the post.

    come on, just because a few posters express their dislike for anyone different to themselves

    that does not mean the rest of the forum agrees with them

    I like anyone, if they have some intelligence and are interesting

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    [QUOTE]Is there any nation or people living in Thailand that is liked. Still looking for the post./QUOTE]

    I like Thais but I think I might be in the minority

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by superman
    their arrogance is unbelievable
    How do you mean superman? like for example what?
    Give then some advise and they never accept it. But they'll believe another German irrespective if he's right or wrong. One example being I told this guy he couldn't do his 90 day report at a different office to the one which covers our area. Another German told him he could. Resulted in a 200 km round trip wasted. There's other examples I could show but they're all similar in that they're always right.

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    Donít tell em your name Pike.

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    This has got to be a piss take.On a similar thread blokes are getting slagged for saying white is right but here you can have a crack at the Huns and nobody says boo.

    Racism is racism anytime, not just when colour is involved.

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    I like Germans their very similar to the English when you get to know them very good sense of humour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daveboy View Post
    I like Germans their very similar to the English when you get to know them very good sense of humour.
    Guess I've never know any well enough then - I've always found them dour, and they smell like Listerine and have a language which hurts my ears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superman View Post
    I'm sorry to say but I find German expats as dumb as the fcuking locals. Or am I the only one that sees this ?
    I think it's just you my friend.

    plenty of my pals are German.

    guys like Adolf Hitler, Karl Marx and Martin Bormann - they are top chaps

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    We've managed to civilize the Germans around here. They all play cricket now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby451
    plenty of my pals are German. guys like Adolf Hitler, Karl Marx and Martin Bormann - they are top chaps
    Sorry to be a nationality-nazi but Adolf Hitler was not German


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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Toby451
    plenty of my pals are German. guys like Adolf Hitler, Karl Marx and Martin Bormann - they are top chaps
    Sorry to be a nationality-nazi but Adolf Hitler was not German

    He would have liked to have been, I'm sure.
    Germantic-speaking folk all appear the same, don't they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
    I'm British, i'm NORMAL. I appreciate good food and beer from all over the world regardless of where it came from.
    You are British and normal and drink Weiss beer? Something doesn't quite add up here.

    Any normal British person would have returned it to the bar immediately due to its cloudy appearance and yeasty flavour. ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    I like anyone, if they have some intelligence and are interesting
    Never met an interesting German, many that are intelligent but most could bore a glass eye to sleep.

    Germans also seem to be keen to bang on about how much they earn, how successfull in business, how the ABS on a fucking BMW motorbike is better than it is on a Honda or a whole plethora of other utterly irrelevant crap just seems to come spewing out their stupid stubborn bit fat heads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
    I'm British, i'm NORMAL. I appreciate good food and beer from all over the world regardless of where it came from.
    You are British and normal and drink Weiss beer? Something doesn't quite add up here.

    Any normal British person would have returned it to the bar immediately due to its cloudy appearance and yeasty flavour. ...
    Normal British person.

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    I forgot to mention that Germans also seem to be completely unaware how boring they are and are useless at reading body language that is clearly saying that one is not interested in listening to their endless boasting and drivel for another millisecond.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
    I'm British, i'm NORMAL. I appreciate good food and beer from all over the world regardless of where it came from.
    You are British and normal and drink Weiss beer? Something doesn't quite add up here.

    Any normal British person would have returned it to the bar immediately due to its cloudy appearance and yeasty flavour. ...
    But those Germans are crafty bar stewards though, sometimes duping the unwary thirsty customer with a krystal Weiss beer cunningly clear so as to pass under an English mans radar defences.
    Donít argue with idiots because they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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    Yes indeed the kristallweizen is clear but the head on it would ensure an immediate return to the bar for a replacement long before the glass touches the lips.

    Much too much head for the Normal British person to think of touching....

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