Give me Teakdoor or give me death

[Looper]

Big storm in Aussie.

No power for 24 hours now.

No sign of rescue.

Scavenged the car battery from Chinese virgin girl's abandoned car and rigged up a convertor with jump leads to power my nexus.



It's getting dark now.... the lights are fading...



How long can I run my phone off the car battery before I need to stick it back in the car for a recharge? needs to have enough charge still in it to turn the starter motor.

[Jesus Jones]

Have you tried masturbation as another for of entertainment?

[pseudolus]

Jump start the bastard and happy days (unless you are a automatic guy).

[Looper]

^My motor is a manly manual but hers is a girly automatic.

^^yes, many times

[kingwilly]

Just leave her car on idle, as long as you keep topping up the fuel, oil and water it'll run forever.


More or less.

[Neo]

Got to admire your tenacity.. you sad bastard.

[DrAndy]

who cares unless you are going to post some pics of various girls bits

[Mid]

Necessity is the mother of invention

[Mid]

How long can I run my phone off the car battery before I need to stick it back in the car for a recharge?

Providing the car battery was fully charged and in good condition to begin with , then over night without problems

[DrAndy]

if the car battery was charged up, then almost forever

[Latindancer]

You should be good overnight. But if you don't have a battery charger, you might like to start her car up tomorrow (providing you have ignition key) to charge up the battery. The alternator in the car pumps out at least 40 amps, whereas most trickle chargers are only 4. Leave car running for 10 mins and you should have replaced whatever charge you took out.
Batteries do lose charge over time though. So it may not start when semi-virgin girl returns.

[r1 pet]

dont forget, as the waters rise, hold it over your head,, the battery that is.

[withnallstoke]

Use the jump leads to tie her up, then nail her up the jacksy.

Use the battery to power a massive vibrating dildo.

Use teakdoor to post the evidence.

Use her car as a getaway vehicle.

[baldrick]

Use her car as a getaway vehicle.

the flaw in your plan - the car will not start after you have flattened the battery pleasuring yourself with the massive dildo

[Rural Surin]

Got to admire your tenacity.. you sad bastard.

Yes. What some people will do.

Priorities.

[withnallstoke]

Use her car as a getaway vehicle.

the flaw in your plan - the car will not start after you have flattened the battery pleasuring yourself with the massive dildo

That is indeed true, and a little detail i overlooked.

Walk, and take her car keys with you.

[Marmite the Dog]

Chinese virgin girl's

Why is she still a virgin?

[withnallstoke]

Why is she still a virgin?

Loopers a poof.





Or a gentleman, with tendencies.

[Rural Surin]

Why is she still a virgin?

Loopers a poof.

....and a masturbater.

[Dillinger]

Why didnt you just plugthat in car charger into her cigar lighter socket in the car ?

Why are you so afraid of Chink virgin girls orifices ?

[Looper]

Thank the heavens, Allah and his 72 virgins be praised for he said in the 3rd verse of Genesis let there be light and there was light.

Leccy back on!



Thank fok for that. One more night trying to read a kindle by candle for entertainment and I would have been ready to throw myself off the top of the kitchen cupboard in the dark.

Why is she still a virgin?

Maybe she isn't. Have not had a peep in 6 months.

Why didnt you just plugthat in car charger into her cigar lighter socket in the car ?

I think you are not undertanding the scale of the weather event we have just endured. You could not set foot oustide the house without immediate drenching from top to toe in sideways rain. I need the phone running all the time for connectivity and the battery does not last long when running a wi-fi hotspot etc.

[baldrick]

maybe it is time to create your own back up paower supply

a couple of car batteries , solar panel and regulator and inverter - and as a charger backup , car altenator connected to an old bicycle frame

[Looper]

^I have been working out just such a cunning plan involving car batteries and various 12V adaptors.

Definitely including 1 for a 20V laptop. They are $16 on ebay but when you need one in an emergency they are $80 from JB Hifi!

[withnallstoke]

trying to read a kindle by candle

Don't throw the candle away.
It might come in useful.
For something or other.

[Dillinger]

Should have wired her brake and fog lights up to the battery too and hung em in your livingroom window

Might have found someone to keep you company through those dark lonely nights