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Old 30-01-2013, 09:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Pretty Nigerian Messaged Me

My name is marry i saw your profile today and became intrested in you, I also like to know more and estabilish relationship bassed on truth and trust with you, I want you to send an email to my email address so that i can give you my picture for you to who i am my email id is here ( marynoelkwr4 @ (yahoo). com)
I am waiting for your mail to my email address above, please I have something very important, I want to tell you. I believe we can start from here!
remember that distance or color does matter but lovematters a lot in life.
marry.. ( marynoelkwr4 @ (yahoo). com)

dear please contact me directly to my email id (marynoelkwr4 @ (yahoo). com)
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What shall i do? Her photos are stunning, she's like a super model!
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What shall i do? Her photos are stunning, she's like a super model!
Marry him...
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Old 30-01-2013, 09:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Ask her to send you the air fare so you can go and marry her
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Old 30-01-2013, 09:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Just have a feeling this might be a.
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Old 30-01-2013, 09:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Ask her to send you the air fare so you can go and marry her

Excellent idea.

But really, play it and post it here like Dug did with the phone scammer guy, that was hillarious.
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Old 30-01-2013, 09:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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get the pics posted here!
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Old 30-01-2013, 10:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Just have a feeling this might be a.

you might be right , , If I was op I would send him some money and a birthday present with a naked pic of me .


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Old 30-01-2013, 10:52 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Just have a feeling this might be a.
No way.
Go for it dude.
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Old 30-01-2013, 11:22 PM   #9 (permalink)
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she's like a super model!
pics not optional,
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Old 30-01-2013, 11:34 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Ask her to send you the air fare so you can go and marry her

Excellent idea.

But really, play it and post it here like Dug did with the phone scammer guy, that was hillarious.
Excellent idea, very entertaining, if you have the time to keep it up.
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Old 31-01-2013, 12:33 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I did it not long ago..

I'll keep things short..


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Thanks for the mail. Yes, we have the brand new unlocked Apple iphone 5 64gb available for sale, it cost 500usd including the shipping fee. We are located in United Kingdom, how many do you want to buy?. Await to hear from you.

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If you don't make a mistake in the MTCN Number, you will have to the western union number to authorize the transaction so that it can be available for pick up.

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We cant able to confirm your payment, hope you don't made a mistake in the MTCN Number, and have your call western union to authorize it to make it available for pick up?

If you don't make a mistake in the MTCN Number, you will have to the western union number to authorize the transaction so that it can be available for pick up.




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I've you call western union to authorize the payment, let us know what is really going on with the payment because the money is not available for pick up, call western union now and let us know what happened?


We are still waiting to hear from you?




Fast forward 10 million messages later and he was still sending messages after i was blatently ignoring him haha


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Let us know what is going on with the payment?
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Old 31-01-2013, 03:24 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Forget the phones, give us the girl.

Send her/him some HUGE penis photos, if the fucker's in an internet cafe there'll no be hiding them!
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Old 31-01-2013, 04:47 AM   #13 (permalink)
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play it and post it here like Dug did with the phone scammer guy, that was hillarious.
Yes please !
The part I liked about Dug's interaction was when he suddenly started calling the guy "fucknuckle", and the guy didn't realize it wwas an insult or a bad case of Tourettes.

Those moments of realization can be interesting, like when the people in the American stadium cottoned on to Borat's actual words "your war of terror". I seriously thought they were going to do violence to him.
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Post. The. Photos.
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My name is marry i saw your profile today and became intrested in you, I also like to know more and estabilish relationship bassed on truth and trust with you, I want you to send an email to my email address so that i can give you my picture for you to who i am my email id is here ( marynoelkwr4 @ (yahoo). com)
I am waiting for your mail to my email address above, please I have something very important, I want to tell you. I believe we can start from here!
remember that distance or color does matter but lovematters a lot in life.
marry.. ( marynoelkwr4 @ (yahoo). com)

dear please contact me directly to my email id (marynoelkwr4 @ (yahoo). com)
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What shall i do? Her photos are stunning, she's like a super model!

Inform that new member who as just joined.
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Did you get the standard photo of the black girl with big tits lounging around a scummy swimming pool? Aids.
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Old 31-01-2013, 09:07 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Send her/him some HUGE penis photos
Don't use your own penis obviously SP.
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At least you realize you are actually in contact with a man.

You can't imagine how uncomfortable some victims feel when they finally realize they have been chatting 'dirty' or writing intense love letters to a skinny black man, instead of the lady in the pictures with her tatas hanging out.



(some will never accept the truth)

If you want an idea of what some of the scammers pulling this stuff look like, look at
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You have to get to the second page of the thread before you start seeing the 'ladies'....
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Dear Mary,

My name is Somchai Dongyai, I am a chauffeur and used to work for Taksin.
When he fled the country I drove him to the airport and he left two suitcases in the car boot.
This was many years ago and they have been forgotten now.
They contain 9.84 trillion baht. I will split the money with you if you help me get the money out of the country.
Send me the DHL fee and I will send the cases to you for safe keeping.

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Old 31-01-2013, 05:45 PM   #20 (permalink)
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He was late replying but i have lift off.

Disappointed..

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I have read with keen interest and concentration your romantic worded email where you exhibited your intellectual powers/talent as expected from a well educated man like you.
My names is Mary Noel Kewrell. I presently live in Dakar Senegal as a refugee. I am from Tutsi tribe -in Republic of Rwanda Central Africa.

I am the only child of late Mr& Mrs Kewrell. My late father was the managing director of a Gold and Diamond Minning company in Kigali. Unfortunately, he was wickedly poisoned to death by his business associate on one of their outings to discuss a business deal in oversea.I was in my second year in Applied Mathematics department of University of Rwanda in Kigali before the death of my loved father.

When I was about trying to come over this irreparable loss in my life, Satan was let loose again and civil war broke out in my country. Civilian massacre became uncontrollable and my dearest mother was also a victim.It's only me that is alive now and i managed to make my way to a West African country Senegal where i am living now as a refugee.I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently. I will tell you more about myself in my next mail.
Hoping to hear from you soonest

hear is my picture
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Come on mate show us the pic.
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I think you are heading for sloppy seconds with Mary SP

419 scam: MARY NOEL KEWRELL <marrynoel100@hotmail.com> ATTN.........................

Proposal

419 Letter Repository: GOOD MORNING

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This picture look like what the fu-k do you what.
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She looks rather worn [among other things].
I'll take a raincheck, thanks.
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Wow, I'm in love!
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